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Extra Large Marge posted:Let one of the porn stars take over the duties of the First Lady. melania would be relieved not to have to cup the balls anymore
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Smirr posted:Don't forget that the official explanation is "oops someone hit the wrong button during shift change" lol The actual, actual official explanation by the loving WH is that is was a drill. they're directly contradicting the official press release and no one gives a drat
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Bust Rodd posted:Wait I’m confused did the Republican Party of family values morph into the party of loving sweet parties and porn orgy sex overnight or... anyone who goes on about family values is into some hosed up poo poo, no exceptions. trump doesn't even pretend to care about family values, but he's still gross and sleazy.
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Jan 14, 2018 16:29
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Seriously every morning is like, “well, no way today could top yesterday’s lols”. And then I’m proved wrong within a few hours.
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Donald Dickin Porn Princesses
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Tiny Lowtax posted:Seriously every morning is like, “well, no way today could top yesterday’s lols”. And then I’m proved wrong within a few hours. If you extrapolate the current trend one or two years into the future, we gonna have to go into really weird territory to keep this up. Like, "Trump appoints ferret as ambassador to Ireland" territory. That doesn't sound possible right now, but the number don't lie 
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Jel Shaker posted:The porn star thing proves he’s a virile alpha male Enjoying the Republicans employing honesty for a change. It's refreshing. "Some countries are shitholes. I mean, we all know it. *shrug*" "Yeah, like you wouldn't gently caress a porn star if you had a chance." "Oh, like liberals wouldn't put their enemies in prison. Give me a break."
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Katana Gomai posted:How is Trump more afraid of the public in the UK than in the US, wtf Katana Gomai posted:American citizens are literally made to believe they'll die in a nuclear explosion and their head of state doesn't even acknowledge it happened; still don't show any form of resistance outside of social media lmbo
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Bust Rodd posted:Wait I’m confused did the Republican Party of family values morph into the party of loving sweet parties and porn orgy sex overnight or... This isn't even their final form, wait until it comes out that Trump is a heavy cocaine and meth user.
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Paying for sex to trigger the libs
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I suppose the joke is he still had to pay for it I wonder if the next GOP conference will merge with the AVN awards, it’s certainly going that way
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:If you extrapolate the current trend one or two years into the future, we gonna have to go into really weird territory to keep this up. Like, "Trump appoints ferret as ambassador to Ireland" territory. That doesn't sound possible right now, but the number don't lie mate if you arent prepared for this reality you will be caught with your pants down like the Hawaiians
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I can't believe that it's a year in and we still haven't hit peak lol yet.
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Jel Shaker posted:I suppose the joke is he still had to pay for it merge it with the Fake News and Fake Orgasm awards Hope Hicks can be nominated
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Bust Rodd posted:Wait I’m confused did the Republican Party of family values morph into the party of loving sweet parties and porn orgy sex overnight or... lol where have you been? The GOP has been the party of perverts for decades now. Not many people remember this now, but back in 2004 Obama got elected to the US Senate with 70% of the votes because the GOP candidate, Jack Ryan, withdrew from the race three months before election day. Less than a week before the Chicago Tribune published records of Jack Ryan's custody hearing, in which his ex-wife, actress Jeri Ryan (yes, the Star Trek one), alleged that he took her to sex clubs in several cities and tried to make her have sex with other men in public. The GOP had to get a black guy from Maryland in at the last minute to oppose Obama, but still lost spectacularly. And then in 2008 Obama ran for president. We got 8 years of Obama because the GOP was full of preverts.
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I'm not shocked that Trump is attracted to extremely plastic looking porn stars. Talk about lovely taste. We should get to see candidates porn searches before voting on them. I'd vote for a Stoya man.
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brylcreem posted:I hear "I'd" That's just the fat old man wheezing between syllables.
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Just lol if you think Trump will even acknowledge that Hawaii exists when it's the alleged birthplace of the antichrist muslim fake president Barack Hussein Obama
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Katana Gomai posted:How is Trump more afraid of the public in the UK than in the US, wtf In Tromp's mind the American people love him unconditionally and it's only a tiny handful of haters and losers in the Lying Fake News who loathe him. But even his brokebrain realises that everyone in the UK from the highest levels of government down despises him. The only people who don't are the fringe wannabe-Nazi groups like Britain First and the English Defence League. Even they think he's a retard but they like his racism. When it was leaked that he might be coming here to open the new embassy in February several of my workmates booked time off just so they could attend the protest, and these are people who have little to no interest in politics and have never attended a rally in their lives. I was going to do the same but was waiting for the official announcement since I figured the pissbaby would likely cancel.
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it's kinda ridiculous how fox news is just straight up north korean propaganda channel level now. economic decline under obama what the gently caress. all the economic indicators they're using are on the same trajectory they were under him. Rough Lobster posted:I'm not shocked that Trump is attracted to extremely plastic looking porn stars. Talk about lovely taste. in his defense they pretty much all looked like that back then. i mean if he was a big dick playa he woulda got azlea at his event but alas he just likes them boring blondes.
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Jan 14, 2018 17:10
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The State of the Union address is going to loving rule.
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Cthulu Carl posted:Wait, who was the third? Funnily enough, she's tall, leggy with long blonde hair.
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Stoatbringer posted:Funnily enough, she's tall, leggy with long blonde hair. *ivanka tapes are released* america: "well uh, can't say he doesn't have a tape  "
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Can’t wait for all the porn parodies that are undoubtedly in production e; Actually between the piss tape, his skeezy relationship with Ivanaka, his two (or three?) porn mistresses and the security guard who was honking his wife you could easily have a whole disgusting series Dr.Caligari fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Jan 14, 2018 |
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"Nothing you can do, folks. Although the Second Amendment people, maybe there is, I don't know." https://news.vice.com/en_us/article/ne49gb/trumps-shithole-comments-were-the-most-openly-racist-by-a-president-in-decades-historians-say Trump’s “shithole” comments were the most openly racist by a president in decades, historians say
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:If you extrapolate the current trend one or two years into the future, we gonna have to go into really weird territory to keep this up. Like, "Trump appoints ferret as ambassador to Ireland" territory. That doesn't sound possible right now, but the number don't lie Unacceptable. Ferrets and polecats aren't native to Ireland and this would be regarded as an insult. We will however gladly welcome Ambassador Stoat or Ambassador Pine Marten.
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happyhippy posted:The State of the Union address is going to loving rule. When is it
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I wonder if Trump is going to push rope on the chicks from that video Ted Cruz liked, just to spite him.
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Dr.Caligari posted:Can’t wait for all the porn parodies that are undoubtedly in production 
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moose face posted:When is it End of hte month, 30th according to google
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Katana Gomai posted:The actual, actual official explanation by the loving WH is that is was a drill. LOL the message literally said, "This is not a drill"!!
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Katana Gomai posted:tie too short, immersion ruined lol nice
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Katana Gomai posted:tie too short, immersion ruined Also Evan Stone not short enough
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