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a lot of people are saying i dance like a shirt drying in the wind. actually, im a very great dancer, everyone is saying it. i brought dancing to new york is what some people are saying. everyone is doing it now and saying thanks.
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moose face posted:Ok but states were able to ban same sex marriage. These laws of since been deemed unconstitutional but states had the power to ban it iirc for a time. In some states women's reproductive health isn't really a concern, gun laws vary state to state, and some states have legalized marijuana but over the state line you'd get jail time. uhh it seems to me this is pretty much the same thing, you also have legal differences between different areas it doesn't seem that complicated
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Teriyaki Koinku posted:Two invisible cocks, plus a visible one. 
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I can't even really hate on this, he looks 75 pounds lighter, 15 years younger, and isn't taking himself seriously
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There was an emergency warning that a ballistic missle, potentially carrying a nuclear warhead, was about to strike the United States, and it turned out to be false. I'd imagine there are people all over the government scrambling to figure out what the gently caress happened. And the official White House line on this event will be whatever Fox & Friends comes up with. 
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moose face posted:This is what i don't get. I live in a country where federal law is federal law and differences province to province are very minimal. The united states is one country. How can one country have 50 different laws about the same thing? The states are "laboratories of democracy." So we can try things like massive tax and entitlement cuts in a state like Kansas, see that it completely destroys their economy, and say, "well we obviously need to make the cuts much more severe at the federal level in order for it to work."
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NotWearingPants posted:There was an emergency warning that a ballistic missle, potentially carrying a nuclear warhead, was about to strike the United States, and it turned out to be false. I'd imagine there are people all over the government scrambling to figure out what the gently caress happened. calling it now: hillary's fault
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Also pictured: future director of HHS Flattop Jones
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I personally witnessed Hillary type the following command on her personal server: export PRODUCTION=TRUE && ./issue_missile_warning --state=HAWAII --is_drill=FALSE whilst Obummer looked over her shoulder and nodded silently with a grave, yet smug, look on his face that only a Kenyan Muslim could muster
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My Rhythmic Crotch posted:whilst foreign mole spotted
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My Rhythmic Crotch posted:export PRODUCTION=TRUE Is also true for his trade policy.
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Bust Rodd posted:For the ladies in the thread what about TSFL Tits Slapping Face Laughing
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My Rhythmic Crotch posted:I personally witnessed Hillary type the following command on her personal server: SA forums user and Obama/Clinton socializer "My Rhythmic Crotch" complicit in plot to nuke Hawaii, SAD!
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As soon as you recognise that America is an utter shithole it all makes sense.
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brylcreem posted:I hear "I'd" Yeah, it's not 100% obviously clear but I'd say it's I'd.
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my new dog posted:a lot of people are saying i dance like a shirt drying in the wind. actually, im a very great dancer, everyone is saying it. i brought dancing to new york is what some people are saying. everyone is doing it now and saying thanks. We are fortunate to have one of Trump's speech writers with us. Or is that twitter writer? Same difference really.
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Cotton and Perdue on tv looking uncomfortable. "So did the president say those words?" "I don't remember hearing that." "But Lindsey Graham was there and he says the account is accurate. Did he say it?" "I did not hear the president insult any individual or group of people." "But did he say it?" "President Trump is focused on the economy. Why don't you ever talk about the economy?"
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:idk man you're discounting the idea of loving someone based entirely off their number of previous sexual partners and ability to compartmentalise sex Holy poo poo Garrison did a good cartoon
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moose face posted:Aren't republicans typically pro states rights? Yes when it's conservative states trying to ban abortion and gay marriage. No when it's liberal states trying to legalize weed or institute gun control.
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NotWearingPants posted:The states are "laboratories of democracy." So we can try things like massive tax and entitlement cuts in a state like Kansas, see that it completely destroys their economy, and say, "well we obviously need to make the cuts much more severe at the federal level in order for it to work." That is accurate. Feels like the Supreme Court wasn't able to foresee the political vicsiousness & intransigence in our political system. I guess you can only assume people are rational actors for so long until some smug dicks decide to burn it all down in a fit of pique.
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In part, i'd like to thank this thread for showing me that politics is the future for me. I'll be awful at it and mainly do it to further my own interests. It's a fascinating carrier where I can just gently caress up, lie, contradict myself, be amoral as all gently caress and openly corrupt while still making money with no consequences. Nothing matters. Let's see if i can make parlament before the world explodes. Time to find some russians to bankroll me. Godspeed good people.
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Think on Tuesday that Shuck will be asked about porn stars? And will reporters say "shithole", because I would love Shuck to tell someone not to swear.
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:also here's an actual funny garrison lol what if jeff sessions just loving died
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ROFL Octopus posted:lol what if jeff sessions just loving died Someday, he will  And so will we
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few pages back but i'm gonna lol if that guy in this thread who prophesied many years ago that trump will attempt a false flag to win the midterms but ends up bragging about it on twitter the next day comes true.
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Tax Inductions posted:Someday, he will I welcome the cold embrace of the grave. Or more probable; the scattering of my irradiated ashes on the nuclear wind.
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Parallax Scroll posted:russians hacked hawaii Probably not but I don't believe the official explanation either. I think something hosed up in the early warning system and for a few minutes they legitimately thought a missile was in flight to Hawaii
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veiled boner fuel posted:Holy poo poo Garrison did a good cartoon I take it you haven't looked at the left side of the cartoon
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cda posted:Probably not but I don't believe the official explanation either. I think something hosed up in the early warning system and for a few minutes they legitimately thought a missile was in flight to Hawaii Lmao, imagine America going to war in Asia with that retarded clown in charge. It could literally mean the end of the world if you let the military loose, without any civilian oversight. Guess voting matters, huh?
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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:I take it you haven't looked at the left side of the cartoon At first glance I thought that was Sessions' own face on the left, like it was calling him out. I guess that means either Ben Garrison sucks at caricatures, Clinton looks a lot like Sessions, or both.
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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:I take it you haven't looked at the left side of the cartoon MURDEP
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ROFL Octopus posted:lol what if jeff sessions just loving died That's my fetish.
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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:I take it you haven't looked at the left side of the cartoon Yeah I know but I'll give him a pass on some of that poo poo because the general gist of it is so much better It's literally 100,000x better than Donal Troump with 6 pack abs beating up brown people.
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:Dutch reporters OWN Oh so that's what reporters with spines look like.
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