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blue footed boobie posted:lmao this is an adult man what in the gently caress Apparently he's a comedian?
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As a football fan and an Irish taxpayer this makes me very angry
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Jan 15, 2018 08:39
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julian assflange posted:As a football fan and an Irish taxpayer this makes me very angry "Kevin" is a character created by Richy Sheehy, a professional stand-up comedian. https://www.irishexaminer.com/breakingnews/sport/corks-biggest-liverpool-fan-goes-viral-with-catchy-new-chant-822322.html
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Jan 15, 2018 19:18
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I thought the staff at care homes were meant to stop them doing stuff like that?
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Older Conte should have Splinter on his head
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Jan 16, 2018 00:42
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Deschamps shouldn’t get to be the best turtle
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it continues... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS3wBE64Z28
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I’ve just come back from work. As I open the door, I notice that there are at least a dozen Puma football boots in the hallway. I find this quite strange. Obviously I have guests over, but I never expected them. I go upstairs, and I see pretty much the entire Arsenal XI that started against Swansea yesterday there and a few others. They all give me high fives, shake my hand, talk with me and make me feel quite special. Though when I try to get into my bedroom, Petr Cech tells me that he doesn’t think it’s a good idea. I laugh it off and just go through anyway, as I would like to change from my work clothes. I go into my bedroom and I see Gabriel Paulista in nothing but a towel with a video recorder in his hand. He’s recording Santi Cazorla having sex with my girlfriend (missionary). Cazorla is in nothing but a Villareal football shirt, which I found quite strange, and he’s thrusting in and out very quickly. In my dream, I put my hand on Cazorla’s shoulder from behind and tell him, “mate, I think that’s enough”. He responds with “My friend, is ok, no?” I tell him that it’s definitely not OK. At this point my girlfriend Emily doesn’t even acknowledge my existence. Xhaka comes in and gets me into a full nelson and drags me out of the room. I have been manhandled, ridiculed and disrespected in my own property, by people that I once looked up to. I’m sitting at the bottom of my stairs, quite bemused. The doorbell rings. I open the door, it’s Arsene Wenger. Finally, a man of such respect, regard and authority would restore order in my own household. I approach him, congratulate him on the 20 years and then go on to explain what has been happening upstairs. He has a trademark smirk on his face and tells me he will take care of it. He practically bypasses the orderly queue formed outside of my bedroom and enters as Santi and Gabby walk out. Then the next 30 minutes are just followed by loud thumps and squeaking which clearly shows that he was just as bad of the rest of them. At this point, I woke up because of my alarm. But as I was in the shower I was like what the gently caress did I just dream about. edit: wow, thank you very much for Reddit gold - I am very humbled.
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noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Jan 17, 2018 23:57
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Crazy Ted posted:Christian Pulisic: too good for Manchester United He is a verbose boring writer, but he is correct, Mourinho's tactics are the death of attacking talent, the stupid bitch couldn't even utilise De Bruyne. Wrong thread, barely. A Pulisic working under an attacking manager is a far better player in 10 years, it's like opportunity cost. Nowhere is he saying that Pulisic is too good for United. Brendan Rodgers fucked around with this message at 03:12 on Jan 18, 2018 |
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Jan 18, 2018 03:05
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lmao at the arsenal sex dream
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Djemba-Djemba's signing was announced on July 3rd, 2003: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/m/man_utd/3038776.stm Bebe's signing was announced 7 years, 1 month and 8 days later, on August 11th, 2010: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2010/aug/11/manchester-united-sign-striker-bebe If we assume that Sanchez Sanchez will join 7 years, 1 month and 8 days after Bebe, that would put his signing date on September 19th, 2017. But we didn't sign Sanchez Sanchez on that day. Why? And then I realise that the pattern can only operate within the continuum of the transfer window. The Premier League transfer window is closed during September, of course, and therefore time was frozen until the transfer window opens again. In other words, in the time-space of the transfer window, September 19th equates to January 19th of the following year. That day is tomorrow.
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Lightbulb Grease posted:I’ve just come back from work. As I open the door, I notice that there are at least a dozen Puma football boots in the hallway. I find this quite strange. Obviously I have guests over, but I never expected them. lmao
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Here it is boys, an anime fan's subs vs dubs argument but for calcio: https://www.theguardian.com/football/these-football-times/2018/jan/25/italian-football-premier-league-serie-a-language YuGiOhJosh posted:Having all these games on TV is amazing but, in the same way that the coffee from my Italian espresso maker never quite tastes as good at home, these football matches are lost in translation. Something is missing, so I watch and sip in silence.
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Eau de MacGowan posted:Here it is boys, an anime fan's subs vs dubs argument but for calcio: I read that article earlier today, it's insanely bad.
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Eau de MacGowan posted:Here it is boys, an anime fan's subs vs dubs argument but for calcio: Nice, he's back, in guardian comments form
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What's the English equivalent of Chapter 11
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Bellerin's concerted trolling of piers makes arsenal 100% more likable imo (they're still terrible)
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Jan 27, 2018 02:54
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^^ Hell yes to all of that post ^^
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I know that post is in this thread because it's responding to Piers Morgan already being posted but that post doesn't belong in this thread.
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vyelkin posted:I know that post is in this thread because it's responding to Piers Morgan already being posted but that post doesn't belong in this thread. Yeah that's why. I agree with Bald Andy.
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I'm not gay, but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with David Ornstein. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him confirming transfer rumors, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Orny. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
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https://www.fccolumbus95.com/logo-contestquote:Include Joga Bonito
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blue footed boobie posted:I'm not gay, but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with David Ornstein. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him confirming transfer rumors, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. https://twitter.com/inspectahcech/status/958116730156535809
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Sinclair Musonda Roberts just behind Dembele ......all on form. Has to be one of the best attacks across Europe. So privelged being a Celtic supporter. Enjoy it
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