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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

old beast lunatic posted:

Why does the president get to be retarded at work all day and I don't? wtf?

he works from home, op

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Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean

A Fancy Hat posted:

*mic is cut off as VP Pence desperately tackles Trump to shut him up*

What do you suppose goes on in Pence's head every day? I wonder sometimes.

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007

communism bitch posted:

he works from home, op

so close. would have nailed it if you said he works outta da home

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Jikes posted:

What do you suppose goes on in Pence's head every day? I wonder sometimes.

um, visions of horse cock?

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Must be nice to be a big rear end retard and have millions of people tell you you're actually a smart special boy all day.

Apprentice Dick
Dec 1, 2009

Jikes posted:

What do you suppose goes on in Pence's head every day? I wonder sometimes.

Just quietly saying to himself its almost over, I will get to be president soon.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Apprentice Dick posted:

Just quietly saying to himself its almost over, I will get to be president soon.

*creepy lizard person half grin.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


:lol:

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean
I hope that ends up in the Smithsonian

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Jikes posted:

I hope that ends up in the Smithsonian

We're still being archived by the library of congress so I've got good news for you!!

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Jikes posted:

What do you suppose goes on in Pence's head every day? I wonder sometimes.

I think he's somehow developed a way to mentally block out Trump and replace what he says with either Bible verses or hymns.

Also a whole lot of horse cock.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

there are other wedge clubs for other situations

Wedges Trump will never see: lettuce.

Fellbat
Feb 23, 2014

Holy poo poo Trumps don't just raft doge in America, they draft doge in Prussian Germany one few nations that could say we love our military more then the U.S.A does.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/952915061697384449?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


Mittens "Mitt" Romney

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

"Charity for all" coming from Romney is the bigliest lol of them all

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/952936690250866695

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Mitt Romney go on Chapo

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Mittens "Mitt" Romney

What part of the car does Mitt Romney's dog ride on?

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

https://www.vox.com/identities/2018/1/12/16885842/trump-racism-congressional-black-caucus

I dunno if this was posted already, it's hard to keep track because the dotard can't go 5 minutes with loving up in some way, but he did that thing again where he thinks all black people know each other.

quote:

He had asked members of the Congressional Black Caucus in a March meeting, Vivian Salama reported for NBC News on Friday, if they personally knew Housing and Urban Development Secretary Ben Carson, who is black. He was surprised when none of the attendees did, two meeting attendees told Salama.

That wasn’t the end of it. In the same meeting, a member of the Congressional Black Caucus told Trump that welfare cuts would hurt her constituents, “not all of whom are black.” Trump then reportedly responded, “Really? Then what are they?”

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008


Hmm yes this is a problem. For an idiot.

You press one button to switch off voice purchasing on Alexa, dumbass.

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee

Jikes posted:

What do you suppose goes on in Pence's head every day? I wonder sometimes.

The New Yorker has an exclusive inside look at Pence's shriveled heart:

Borowitz Report posted:

Vice-President Mike Pence has requested that Jesus Christ rapture him up before the special counsel Robert Mueller can indict him, a source close to Pence confirmed on Friday.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Fellbat posted:

Holy poo poo Trumps don't just raft doge in America, they draft doge in Prussian Germany one few nations that could say we love our military more then the U.S.A does.

At least in Prussia the elite were actually expected to put their lives on the line somewhat in the army, unlike at the chickenhawks in the US who just tug themselves off over footage of fighter bombers vapourising brown people

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

"But it vas bone spurs, mein Prince!"

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Mittens "Mitt" Romney

It's actually Mittchell.

alphabettitouretti posted:

Hmm yes this is a problem. For an idiot.

You press one button to switch off voice purchasing on Alexa, dumbass.

She's just jealous that Alexa would be a better press sec than she is.

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean

LordSloth posted:

The New Yorker has an exclusive inside look at Pence's shriveled heart:


“Some of these people will have to be left behind, for obvious reasons,” the source said. “Jared, for example.”

:xd:

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/951875499537641472
https://twitter.com/BarackObama/status/952914779458424832

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I hope someone kills mitt Romney

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

AkumaHokoru posted:

Pretty happy. went to do my taxes. I owe ny state a whole nother grand. how? I don't know. now instead of getting a refund it looks like I owe them more money...cant even finish filing because surprise. the IRS doesn't know how the new taxes work yet so forms aren't finished. whoo. I thought I had to have money to have a fear of the irs. I don't even clear 32k a year.

you're country is a shithole lol

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Something that really fucks my brain is that MLK and Anne Frank were born the same year

Fenarisk
Oct 27, 2005

AkumaHokoru posted:

Pretty happy. went to do my taxes. I owe ny state a whole nother grand. how? I don't know. now instead of getting a refund it looks like I owe them more money...cant even finish filing because surprise. the IRS doesn't know how the new taxes work yet so forms aren't finished. whoo. I thought I had to have money to have a fear of the irs. I don't even clear 32k a year.

This doesn't make sense as any of the new tax stuff isn't for 2017 taxes, it's for 2018 taxes (which are done in 2019).

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Happy MLK day to all the black people. I have made it a national holiday for you! See, I’m the least racist person you’ll ever meet!

-President Trump

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓ð’‰𒋫 𒆷ð’€𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 ð’®𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Gorilla fighting is actually pretty dope. Trump should admit that one was true.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/BanditRandom/status/952743255871053824

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Call us a Shithole again asswipe?!!

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lol

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

fatal oopsie-daisy posted:

idgi someone please explain

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007

Fenarisk posted:

This doesn't make sense as any of the new tax stuff isn't for 2017 taxes, it's for 2018 taxes (which are done in 2019).

you say that but my taxes sit here incomplete because of how New York in particular is getting shafted by the changes which took effect 12/31/2017 and not 12/31/18 and that the irs forms are not yet complete.

AkumaHokoru fucked around with this message at 18:07 on Jan 15, 2018

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008


lmao!

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
https://twitter.com/BanditRandom/status/952743255871053824

quote:

At the time, the Trump Organization said it was unaware that Gaddafi had been the one behind the rental. But that didn’t stop Trump from bragging, years later, that he “screwed” the Libyan dictator.

“I rented him a piece of land,” Trump told Fox News. “He paid me more for one night than the land was worth for two years, and then I didn’t let him use the land.”

That is loving hilarious though

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The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!

"loving Goddamnit!" Mueller exclaims as he realizes he's run out of wall space of photos, newspaper clippings and documents all connected in a web of red string and thumbtacks to the centre, a photo of Trump, human being dog grinning back at him, taunting him day in and day out.

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