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Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Also donations have actual benefits don't they? Like you get chat emojis or whatever dumb poo poo that might be important if you actually spend most of your free time watching twitch.

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Away all Goats posted:

Also donations have actual benefits don't they? Like you get chat emojis or whatever dumb poo poo that might be important if you actually spend most of your free time watching twitch.

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I'm going to go ahead and assume that the person who wrote this is the size of a loving house.

Ultima66
Sep 2, 2008

BrigadierSensible posted:

A question: as an old fuddy duddy who doesn't play vidja games and thus doesn't understand the people who play computer games for money over the internet, why do people give them money?

The lady ones who are showing their tits, I understand. (lonely perverted nerds desperate for human contact kidding themselves that because they paid a g-g-girl money and she smiled, that she likes them, and chose a gamer girl because they can only interact with anyone through the form of gaming media)

But what of the men? Are they getting their money from gay nerds? I can half understand playing a game and talking/yelling over the internet in silly voices as maybe being fun if you have no one in real life to play with/laugh at your stupid jokes. But why do people pay them?

Also, and this concerns them all, why do they continue to pay them? I can understand a "hey, I think you are cool or funny, or pretty, or nice. Here, have a donation". But why do they donate again and again and again? Or is there a constant stream of new donors?

I suppose all of this can also relate to YouTube celebrities and poo poo like that. Who and why were people paying Logan Paul and his ilk to gently caress around on camera?

For Twitch/precursors to Twitch, it started as a tip jar sort of thing that content producers didn't really acknowledge outside of saying "if you want to give me money you can go here but I don't expect anything." More or less what happened was people making content realized that if they acknowledged the people who gave them money during their streams/on their videos, it would encourage more people to give them money to have their name and comments read out in front of a large audience. It's the same reason someone would want to do crazy things to appear on TV.

Since then it's evolved into a fully realized system on Twitch, where people can subscribe to give the streamer $5 a month, have their name read out, have access to special emoticons they can use anywhere on Twitch, be able to join the exclusive chat room of only subscribers to the streamer, be able to chat while the streamer's chat room is in subscriber-only mode, and sometimes be part of drawings to join games with the streamer.

For Youtubers in particular, donations are not really a notable part of their income. Logan Paul probably gets paid millions because Youtube earns tens of millions off of advertisers who want to get their ads in front of the millions of Logan Paul viewers, and Google is totally willing to give Logan a big cut of the ad revenue. Youtubers will do whatever bullshit they have to in order to keep their audience, but the money all comes from getting X people to watch a thing and advertisers being all too willing to shell out hundreds of millions of dollars if you can prove to them you have a big enough audience.

Bushmaori
Mar 8, 2009

Memento posted:

I'm going to go ahead and assume that the person who wrote this is the size of a loving house.

Gonna say no way that is real

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Bushmaori posted:

Gonna say no way that is real

Probably not

Unrelated

https://twitter.com/Shattered_Earth/status/952823438091067392

A Millen Buckaroo
Oct 6, 2007

Quick update: We did some snooping and it's pretty clear that someone just raided her facebook profile for pics. We're going to let her know and let her deal with it from there.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Away all Goats posted:

Also donations have actual benefits don't they? Like you get chat emojis or whatever dumb poo poo that might be important if you actually spend most of your free time watching twitch.

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Oh god, my roommate is this its entirely, god help me.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

Away all Goats posted:

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You'd think that someone this into politics stuff wouldn't want them to be a democrat, surely there is a higher likelihood of being on the actual Left?

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Away all Goats posted:

Also donations have actual benefits don't they? Like you get chat emojis or whatever dumb poo poo that might be important if you actually spend most of your free time watching twitch.

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I like that this is the "updated" version.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
I was browsing Amazon looking for some new Bluetooth headphones that aren't super expensive and one of the listings contained this great exchange (translated from French)


quote:

Q : Hello, could you tell me what the range of the Bluetooth is? Does it go through walls? I hope I don't look too much like an idiot for asking this.

A : hello. I did not buy this product. Sorry.

Uh, thanks I guess?

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

BrigadierSensible posted:

A question: as an old fuddy duddy who doesn't play vidja games and thus doesn't understand the people who play computer games for money over the internet, why do people give them money?

The lady ones who are showing their tits, I understand. (lonely perverted nerds desperate for human contact kidding themselves that because they paid a g-g-girl money and she smiled, that she likes them, and chose a gamer girl because they can only interact with anyone through the form of gaming media)

But what of the men? Are they getting their money from gay nerds? I can half understand playing a game and talking/yelling over the internet in silly voices as maybe being fun if you have no one in real life to play with/laugh at your stupid jokes. But why do people pay them?

Also, and this concerns them all, why do they continue to pay them? I can understand a "hey, I think you are cool or funny, or pretty, or nice. Here, have a donation". But why do they donate again and again and again? Or is there a constant stream of new donors?

I suppose all of this can also relate to YouTube celebrities and poo poo like that. Who and why were people paying Logan Paul and his ilk to gently caress around on camera?
Under capitalism, everything gets monetized. There's no sense or logic to the majority of it; this is utter nonsense, but no more so than a host of other things. Some of the stuff they do requires actual work, but as to why they get so much cash, the nature of the internet means that lots of people are willing to throw a little bit of money towards something.

My old favourite example of this was that there was a furry sex game that got more than a hundred thousand dollars in funding. We're talking about money that could have gone into hospitals, AKs to fund insurgencies or some other productive enterprise, instead going into that.

Away all Goats posted:

Also donations have actual benefits don't they? Like you get chat emojis or whatever dumb poo poo that might be important if you actually spend most of your free time watching twitch.

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I can totally believe that's a real person because I know people like this lol

Josef bugman posted:

You'd think that someone this into politics stuff wouldn't want them to be a democrat, surely there is a higher likelihood of being on the actual Left?
haha, yeah, that person sounds pretty much like your garden variety anarchist or red liberal and so it's pretty unlikely they think kindly of the democrats

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Fathis Munk posted:

I was browsing Amazon looking for some new Bluetooth headphones that aren't super expensive and one of the listings contained this great exchange (translated from French)


Uh, thanks I guess?

I was doing exactly the same thing and saw that question answer. Also a 1 star review where the only text was 'you can hear every word thats sung'.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

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Deceitful Penguin posted:

haha, yeah, that person sounds pretty much like your garden variety anarchist or red liberal and so it's pretty unlikely they think kindly of the democrats

Some of these things just seem like "I want to have someone who shares my interests and doesn't judge me for being fat". But a lot more strikes me as someone who has very unhealthy views of what a relationship even is.

It is sad to see and I hope that the person finds some measure of peace. Assuming it isn't fake ofc.

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Josef bugman posted:

You'd think that someone this into politics stuff wouldn't want them to be a democrat, surely there is a higher likelihood of being on the actual Left?

lotsa lefties are into registering dem and turning the party redder

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

Fathis Munk posted:

I was browsing Amazon looking for some new Bluetooth headphones that aren't super expensive and one of the listings contained this great exchange (translated from French)

Uh, thanks I guess?
I read something that said that Amazon will send questions out to people who bought the item, framed in a way that can make it seem like a direct/personal question. So if that person had a shared account or something, they could have gotten an email asking them about something they didn’t buy, so they just respond “I didn’t buy this,” not realizing that it’s going onto the page.

I’ve never received such an email so this is very much hearsay.

Anime_Ladies.html
Dec 13, 2017

by SA Support Robot

Away all Goats posted:

Also donations have actual benefits don't they? Like you get chat emojis or whatever dumb poo poo that might be important if you actually spend most of your free time watching twitch.

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what an insufferable...



...rapist

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011
Hrrrmm, let's get some choice garbage from the other side:

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Elysiume posted:

I read something that said that Amazon will send questions out to people who bought the item, framed in a way that can make it seem like a direct/personal question. So if that person had a shared account or something, they could have gotten an email asking them about something they didn’t buy, so they just respond “I didn’t buy this,” not realizing that it’s going onto the page.

I’ve never received such an email so this is very much hearsay.

I have received those, but to me it was pretty obvious that it was a standard form email.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Away all Goats posted:

Also donations have actual benefits don't they? Like you get chat emojis or whatever dumb poo poo that might be important if you actually spend most of your free time watching twitch.

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I don't even know what half this poo poo means but you can't make me like Beyonce you rear end in a top hat :colbert:

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Deceitful Penguin posted:

Hrrrmm, let's get some choice garbage from the other side:



we need sex dolls good enough so dudes remotely like that leave everyone else alone

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

A Millen Buckaroo posted:

Quick update: We did some snooping and it's pretty clear that someone just raided her facebook profile for pics. We're going to let her know and let her deal with it from there.

That's a positive end to this kind of story.

I had a friend who's pictures were raided for a site like that and when I told her (assuming she would tell them to take down the pictures) it turns out it was real and she did adult cam shows :v:

Our friendship never recovered from that.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
The Ken Ham self dunkathon continues I see.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Field Mousepad posted:

I don't even know what half this poo poo means but you can't make me like Beyonce you rear end in a top hat :colbert:

That was definitely when I was fully out on the contract as well.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich


Yeah we know Ken, the colored ones are just degenerate sunburnt descendants of the original white people Adam and Eve.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Labes for days posted:

Yeah we know Ken, the colored ones are just degenerate sunburnt descendants of the original white people Adam and Eve.

Uh, excuse me, I think you'll find black people were carry the curse of black skin from their forefather Ham, who disgraced his father, Noah.

:goonsay:

Really wish we had a smilie that combined that with the mitre smilie.

Theris
Oct 9, 2007

Peanut Butler posted:

lotsa lefties are into registering dem and turning the party redder

They may be members of the Democratic party, but they tend not to like the sorts of people who call themselves Democrats.

The really obvious tell that it's fake is the use of "politically correct" the way the American right uses it(as in not being able to say racist/sexist/whateverist things), which isn't really the way the term is used on the left, when it's used it all.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

A Millen Buckaroo posted:

Quick update: We did some snooping and it's pretty clear that someone just raided her facebook profile for pics. We're going to let her know and let her deal with it from there.

So did a genuine escort steal the pics (which I've never really understood, the customer's going to notice when someone with a face like Freddie Krueger turns up instead of the blonde hottie they booked) or is the whole thing a fake? This is getting confusing.

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.


That last line. If you want unconditional love, get a dog or cat, jfc.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
Get a dog anyway. Dogs rule.

A Millen Buckaroo
Oct 6, 2007

Sunswipe posted:

So did a genuine escort steal the pics (which I've never really understood, the customer's going to notice when someone with a face like Freddie Krueger turns up instead of the blonde hottie they booked) or is the whole thing a fake? This is getting confusing.

To be honest, I don't really know at this point either. The "Kimberlie" person had a Facebook and Instagram profile which are now down and a lot of the accounts that were close to it are disappearing as well. Obviously my friend was less than thrilled to have her day start out like this.

I really couldn't give less of a poo poo about this Phil guy, just don't want my friend and her family to somehow get caught up in the crossfire.

Edit: Kimberlie's pics on twitter are of someone else now.

A Millen Buckaroo has a new favorite as of 14:39 on Jan 17, 2018

mynameisbatman
Oct 3, 2008



I think youtube counts as social media right? For context I left the first 2 comments there but it's about the crash between Senna and Prost back in 89 that is still discussed to this day.
.
The whole 'I am a serious codemasters f1 game player' thing is a bit :stare: though. Also serious f1 dude can't spell Schumacher.


Also to the hooker convo above, apparently a LOT of 'escorts' steal pictures and the guy shows up and it's someone different.
There's a whole website dedicated to 'punters' reviewing prostitutes so other prospective dudes know if they're good. The negative reviews are loving hilarious especially when a bait and switch happens.

NSFW https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?board=3.0 NSFW

With gems like:

'Phoned and asked this fucken lying bitch to be honest as I am coming from other side london about kissing with tongues..
Lying bitch said yes..
Near South quay station about 4 mins walk
Made me wait 20 mins freezing my nuts off!!
Lying bitch is a honey
About out 5'7'
Early 20's
Bitch says just lips only
Owo Inc 1 hour

Told her forget it!!

Timewasting lying bitch slut!! '

mynameisbatman has a new favorite as of 14:33 on Jan 17, 2018

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo

A Millen Buckaroo posted:

To be honest, I don't really know at this point either. The "Kimberlie" person had a Facebook and Instagram profile which are now down and a lot of the accounts that were close to it are disappearing as well. Obviously my friend was less than thrilled to have her day start out like this.

I really couldn't give less of a poo poo about this Phil guy, just don't want my friend and her family to somehow get caught up in the crossfire.

Edit: the pics are now down from Kimberlie's twitter too.

Good lord. DSP is a pathetic man child but I’ve never understood the lengths that some of these people go to to try and destroy this dude’s livelihood. Imagine dedicating your entire adult life to try and dunk on some no name lovely video game streamer.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

A Millen Buckaroo posted:

To be honest, I don't really know at this point either. The "Kimberlie" person had a Facebook and Instagram profile which are now down and a lot of the accounts that were close to it are disappearing as well. Obviously my friend was less than thrilled to have her day start out like this.

I really couldn't give less of a poo poo about this Phil guy, just don't want my friend and her family to somehow get caught up in the crossfire.

Edit: the pics are now down from Kimberlie's twitter too.

Glad I didn't screengrab them now. I don't care if DSP gets laughed at over made up bullshit, but no innocent person should get dragged into this crap.

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

TotalLossBrain posted:

AUG is closed so this is the next best place I guess.

https://twitter.com/redditships/status/953349000513687552

Hi friend! We actually have an /r/relationships thread, and this very thing was posted there. Come join us, it's a fun read!
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3792330&perpage=40

e: beaten horribly. Just horribly.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010






What a twist!

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

10 Beers posted:

Hi friend! We actually have an /r/relationships thread, and this very thing was posted there. Come join us, it's a fun read!
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3792330&perpage=40

e: beaten horribly. Just horribly.

The /r/relationships thread is like some kind of mythical forums ideal because the excellent content just never stops but as a consequence the thread is impossible to follow because there's like a thousand posts every day.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Mak0rz posted:

The /r/relationships thread is like some kind of mythical forums ideal because the excellent content just never stops but as a consequence the thread is impossible to follow because there's like a thousand posts every day.
I just hit "last page" then go back one more and read from there. It's my favorite time waster at work by a long shot.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

:rolleyes:

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Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014

Samovar posted:

Uh, excuse me, I think you'll find black people were carry the curse of black skin from their forefather Ham, who disgraced his father, Noah.

:goonsay:

Really wish we had a smilie that combined that with the mitre smilie.

God went Ham.

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