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Dizz posted:let us not forget that his loving diet consists of McDonalds, Oreos, and canned soda The bestliest and heathmost of top foods for kingmen.
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Lodin posted:Last summer I was having a beer on a bench and a notorious alkie named Stavanger Tor came up and wanted to bum a fag. I gave him one and my other beer because I was too hung over for it. That's a badass name. I'm gonna call myself that
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Burt Sexual posted:Not my thread, but can we have less trump fanfic multi paragraph poo poo posted itt? Maybe start another thread? Jfc there is enough material without lame movie/tv/cartoon parodies that suck. drat right it's not your thread. I really enjoy that stuff when it's done well. Scroll past, mother fucker.
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Jan 17, 2018 08:57
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good evening and welcome to the first annual presidential fake news awards ceremony
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communism bitch posted:That's a badass name. I'm gonna call myself that I just looked at Dontrels charts and it lists Finasteride as one of his medications. Wikipedia tells me that Trans-Women also use it sometimes. It also tells me this: quote:Finasteride causes short-term sexual dysfunction in some men, which can be very distressing. Whether finasteride causes long-term sexual dysfunction in some men after stopping drug treatment is unclear. There are case reports of persistent diminished libido or erectile dysfunction after stopping the drug and the FDA has updated the label to inform people of these reports
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here's a pretty good lol the flyover part of California has decided to attempt to unburden hollywood and silicon valley and form its own red state: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/new-california-declares-independence-from-rest-of-state/ they think they're gonna own the libs but all they're doing is cutting a lot of the fat off a very powerful machine
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my new dog posted:good evening and welcome to the first annual presidential fake news awards ceremony And please welcome your host *reads cue card with puzzled look* PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES DONALD J. TRUMP???
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DancingShade posted:Should there be an artist signature on this or something? It's cool. IIRC that's a painting done for the 448th Bombing Group, they were part of the 8th Air Force in WWII and spent most of their wartime career on bombing raids over Europe, which is why there are a ton of B-24s over Jesus and also why their heraldry says "DESTROY". poo poo this is informative, uhhh uhhhhhhh trump fat
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Don Gato posted:IIRC that's a painting done for the 448th Bombing Group, they were part of the 8th Air Force in WWII and spent most of their wartime career on bombing raids over Europe, which is why there are a ton of B-24s over Jesus and also why their heraldry says "DESTROY". Thanks, appreciate it. Also uhhhhhh *points at obvious and poorly fitting toupee*
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Former DILF posted:here's a pretty good lol i insanely support this
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tote up a bags posted:i insanely support this Eh, that's all the water.
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Mr Havafap posted:Corey Booker ripped into DHS secretary Kirstjen Nielsen over her alleged amnesia of the shithole countries episode: Did anyone else get an ad before the video for VTB Capital, "Russia's #1 investment bank" ?
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bones 4 beginners posted:Did anyone else get an ad before the video for VTB Capital, "Russia's #1 investment bank" ? Well is it?
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https://twitter.com/grynbaum/status/953379851452416000 what the gently caress
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so to the surprise of no one, the announcement of the fake news awards turned out to be an announcement which was untrue. fake, you could say.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:so to the surprise of no one, the announcement of the fake news awards turned out to be an announcement which was untrue. fake, you could say. Lol? Why did you say it like that? Yeah fake and untrue are basically the same word, so?
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The president is working hard on a drawing of himself. It will have up to 4 different colors. It will be the best drawing he has ever done. Look forward to it on the white house fridge next week. (One week later) The president will finish his drawing at a later date, when his tummy is not upset.
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Attitude Indicator posted:The president is working hard on a drawing of himself. It will have up to 4 different colors. It will be the best drawing he has ever done. Look forward to it on the white house fridge next week. What sort of crayons can we look forward to seeing used in this self portrait?
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DancingShade posted:What sort of crayons can we look forward to seeing used in this self portrait? Crayons of human fat, that he got from holocaust death camp... remember, he is a pretty hosed up guy even though it's funny to laugh at him dumb rear end
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communism bitch posted:And please welcome your host *reads cue card with puzzled look* PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES DONALD J. TRUMP??? THE RETARD?!
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Jan 17, 2018 10:27
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DancingShade posted:What sort of crayons can we look forward to seeing used in this self portrait? The best crayons ever used, that DEMS hate. The drawing will make america Great Again! Colors, colors, colors!
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Jan 17, 2018 10:29
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if red cali managed to somehow split, that would be +2 R senators and a redraw of the house and electoral college lmao, all of their votes aside from r house of reps are currently generally worthless because CA isn't going red except for Dwayne Johnson
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tote up a bags posted:https://twitter.com/grynbaum/status/953379851452416000 
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Attitude Indicator posted:The best crayons ever used, that DEMS hate. The drawing will make america Great Again! Colors, colors, colors! *chews on a red crayon while looking at solar eclipse*
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https://twitter.com/the_empty_page/...%3D1585%23pti21
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DancingShade posted:*chews on a red crayon while looking at solar eclipse* When you touch the orb, you too get good enough genes to challenge the Sun to a stare-off.
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What is the possibility of government shutdown?
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I’m not just a girther, I think Trumps campaign was run by an actor and was only paid up till the election and now captain lazy is in charge
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Jel Shaker posted:I’m not just a girther, I think Trumps campaign was run by an actor and was only paid up till the election and now captain lazy is in charge Cracked was right all along. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qIQbydyHwc It's going to be so funny. So, so funny.
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What's gonna be their explanation when Tromp keels over clutching his chest on the golf course, a can of diet coke rolling away down the fairway? "the president was so amazed at the third consecutive hole in one he hit that his heart decided to explode"
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Play posted:drat right it's not your thread. I really enjoy that stuff when it's done well. Scroll past, mother fucker. It's never done well you glabrous spacker
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:It's never done well you glabrous spacker I like A fancy hat's trumpy posts
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Knight posted:Oh, how fortuitous! DO SOMETHING (about my weight)
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mono posted:What's gonna be their explanation when Tromp keels over clutching his chest on the golf course, a can of diet coke rolling away down the fairway? Trump realised that his physical form is limiting the amount of MAGA he can accomplish each day. He bravely chose to give up the comfort of his extremely well toned and athletic body in order to ascend to a higher, presumably deals-based, plane of existence. Unbound from the limits of the flesh Trump is now able to walk with all Americans, or all who are willing to purchase a Trump totem pendant.
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My 600 lb president
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Supersize We!
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