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Bajaj posted:Then we met face to face. From a distance I was like "Oh, no, no way. Noooo way." I feel bad saying anything bad about her because she wasn't a bad person or had anything wrong, it was just that she was nothing like the photos and what she was like was something I just couldn't handle getting it up to if I was to be her FWB. Just a big "no way." I'd be over-cooked spaghetti at every moment around her. So, what was it? Short, fat, bald? Huge wart the size of a grapefruit on her eyebrow?
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VPN detected. Secret China option unlocked: All of the above.
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Baronjutter posted:So China has these useless lazy keystone cops as the typical beat cop, and they send in troops from another province when they need to do some civilian slaughter, but what is the Chinese equivalent of the FBI like? Who investigates serious big crimes? There is no true equivalent to the FBI, but instead the duties are split between the Ministry of State Security and Ministry of Public Security. MSS deals with all intelligence matters both domestic and abroad, so it'd be the equivalent of the CIA and FBI counterintelligence/counterterrorism capabilities in one department. MPS handles all law enforcement matters in the nation, so imagine if the local police, county sheriff, state police, and the FBI were part of the same organization but operating at different levels in the hierarchy. But this is all in theory, since the different ministries are often politically loyal to the minister as opposed to the head of government. Even the local branches of a ministry can have different loyalties than the national office. So high profile crimes can be problematic to investigate if the suspect has political influence on the relevant law enforcement organization. In Xi Jinping's case, it looks like he built up the once-obscure Central Commission for Discipline Inspection to become an investigative body that he could trust. Nominally, they should be dealing with low-level internal party matters, but more recently they've been used in high-profile investigations for corruption to take down Xi's rivals. Most famously, they made Zhou Yongkang disappear for a year, arrested members of his family and inner circle, and then sentenced him to life in prison.
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BRB, gonna get some skates so I can pretend I do cone slalom. https://i.imgur.com/rtHnrdX.gifv Gorilla Salad posted:So, what was it? Short, fat, bald? Huge wart the size of a grapefruit on her eyebrow?
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# ? Jan 17, 2018 04:38 |
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I think she misses one of the orange ones, like the 2-3rd one in? But nonetheless dang cool
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Outrail posted:I'm the lackluster jog hoping against hope the perp gets away. Colon and Nobbs are truly borderless.
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https://twitter.com/KenDilanianNBC/status/953408325613432833?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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you guys should all follow paul midler on twitter and like his tweets. he tries kind of hard but has almost no followers at all https://twitter.com/paulmidler/status/953485274121519104
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WarpedNaba posted:Colon and Nobbs are truly borderless. Lose Me Own Face Di Ba La
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lol https://twitter.com/paulmidler/status/950243006367514624
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Hahahaha
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Pham Nuwen posted:Lose Me Own Face Di Ba La The ivory from the tusks of the elephants holding up the disc will give you a strong sword
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honestly, that ended happier than i thought it was going to. i thought for sure the smaller forklift was going down too.
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If I used twitter i would follow him
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It's gonna tip. It's gonna tip. Oh, if this actually works ... Carefully, slowly now, good job guys Oh Yep Yeah, there it goes
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It went almost but not quite as expected.
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This is awesome: http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-42706522 quote:A Chinese college has reportedly raised eyebrows after it including an unusual question on its final exams - asking students whether they could identify their teacher. This is heartbreaking: http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-42701802 quote:A video, posted on the Pear Video website, shows the young boy - nicknamed "Little Li" by social media users - delivering parcels in the eastern Chinese city of Qingdao. It has been viewed 18 million times. now that he's famous he got taken to kfc haha http://img2.chinadaily.com.cn/images/201801/16/5a5d51dca3102c3949d022a8.jpeg
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Forklift Driver Klaus: China Edition
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https://twitter.com/Vanessa_Zhang18/status/953300635881037824
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Oldie but a goldie, like what other result were they expecting?
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# ? Jan 17, 2018 11:48 |
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I had these kinds of questions as extra credit in college and university, usually in first and second year classes. It was usually "What is name?" and I would sit there for a while in a mild panic because I always wanted my teachers to like me and would feel extra dumb if I couldn't get the question correct. What's up with the old writing above the characters? Does that mean the CCP has been around for... 5000 years?
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I've been at my company four years and they still don't know what my name is, lol.
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That same persons twitter has a link to another story about a Chinese American journalists wife being held incommunicado in china as retaliation for his work, and right above that is a retweet of Kevin Rudd shamefully pandering with a post showing him fastidiously "studying" the great chairman Xi's speech from last year. What a horror show. https://mobile.twitter.com/underbreath/status/952815272619945984
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Aside from Kevin Rudd and Sam Dastyari, are there a lot of Australian politicians that are stooges for the CCP? What their thinking behind toeing the line of the Chinese government? Are these just two outliers and no one else cares?
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My student came up to me after class today and said, "Do you think humans make good ingredients?" I replied, "I mean, depends on how good a chef they are, I guess?" He clarified, "No, I mean, eating people. I get hungry in class a lot and I look at my classmates and think, 'Yeah, I could eat a person.'" So, maybe it'd be better if they didn't know who I was.
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Bajaj posted:What's up with the old writing above the characters? Does that mean the CCP has been around for... 5000 years? It looks like Yi script, but I'm not a linguist so I cannot comment.
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Heading in from Shanghai airport, the company driver is alternating between typing on wechat on one phone and chatting on a separate one, no hands on the wheel and swerving gently. Lol this is great I'm going to get hit by a car in 3 days. Eta: driver did a uturn on a busy two way road while no joke playing the chinese national abthrm3, tried to run up a private road and got chased by security and that's when i stopped paying attention to the traffic. What's chinese for "please, I still have so much to live for, don't take on that truck"? coolusername fucked around with this message at 14:58 on Jan 17, 2018 |
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quote:2020: a distant and indefinite future. What's 2 loving years when you've been around for 5,000?
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coolusername posted:What's chinese for "please, I still have so much to live for, don't take on that truck"? 台湾第一
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angel opportunity posted:you guys should all follow paul midler on twitter and like his tweets. he tries kind of hard but has almost no followers at all he got so bitter god drat
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CIGNX posted:Aside from Kevin Rudd and Sam Dastyari, are there a lot of Australian politicians that are stooges for the CCP? What their thinking behind toeing the line of the Chinese government? Are these just two outliers and no one else cares? Probably most of them, we love chinese money and immigrants
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underage at the vape shop posted:Probably most of them, we love chinese money and immigrants Not quite. Australians are middle class NIMBY fucks. They hate the thought of immigrants in their cul-de-sac, but they love the theoretical economic benefits of immigration.
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hello china thread, i am from the japan thread and i discovered your thread and read a lot of it, and it was good i enjoyed myself a lot. a lot of you guys discussed what dating is like and that was super interesting, dating is always a good way to understand and see some of the unique quirks of countries. i was wondering what the hot takes were on gay relationships in china these days? also i am bisexual but im wildly guessing that doesn't even exist? i guess what i am asking is, is it possible to kiss another man without losing face?
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Initiating a kiss with another man is a big loss of face but whichever man stops first loses even more face
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If you think about it, you actually gain face when kissing.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:If you think about it, you actually gain face when kissing. This may be a sign you’re using your teeth too much.
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Blue Star Error posted:Initiating a kiss with another man is a big loss of face but whichever man stops first loses even more face ive never been to china but having read this thread, this makes complete sense and i am enlightened. i will share this learning with the japanese barbarians, although they will fail to understand the deeper nuance, as non-chinese are wont to do
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tote up a bags posted:hello china thread, i am from the japan thread and i discovered your thread and read a lot of it, and it was good i enjoyed myself a lot. I don't talk to much Chinese dudes, but most of the women I have known usually seem to have some fantasy about kissing girls or loving some female classmate they were friends with, so it's my conjecture that there's possibly some percentage of guys that feel the same way about their male friends secretly too. Also, gay clubs that don't advertise themselves as gay clubs but are definitely gay clubs, etc.
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tote up a bags posted:hello china thread, i am from the japan thread and i discovered your thread and read a lot of it, and it was good i enjoyed myself a lot. my gay buddy gets lots of chinese dick but i don't think they do the public affection stuff much
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Bajaj posted:regular straight Chinese don't know what lube is actually thinking about it straight girls don't know poo poo about sex either. the state of sex education is terrible here
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