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This one time I was in Teaneck, NJ and watched a stripper do a routine to the entirety of Another Green World. At a strip joint in Asheville, NC this lady stripped to A Cold Freezin' Night by the Books. At this bar with a pole in Nashville, TN I saw a lady strip to Siri, Open Tinder by Childbirth. This one time? I watched a male stripper do a bump/grind to Untitled #3 [rhubarb] by Aphex Twin. It was intense. unrelated: 
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Babies Getting Rabies posted:I mean, it wouldn’t be much of a stretch (obviously
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Phy posted:was it the limp bizkit version This I have seen on multiple occasions
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UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:At a strip club in Grand Rapids, Michigan I watched a woman in a Real Tree bikini dance to Diary of Jane and a few other Breaking Benjamin songs. Can only possibly be Parkway Tropics...
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captainOrbital posted:At a strip joint in Asheville, NC this lady stripped to A Cold Freezin' Night by the Books. I would've emptied my wallet for that performance.
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I saw a woman dance to Magdalena by A Perfect Circle which was pretty meta and/or self-aware
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Jan 17, 2018 20:31
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I watched in awe once as a stripper danced effortlessly to Nine Inch Nail's Hurt. I think she could have done her routine to anything. It could have been a Morse code transmission from a sinking ship and she would have spun and split and gyrated exactly the same. If I had an engagement ring on me at the time I would have slammed it on that husky woman's finger. It was amazing.
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Jan 17, 2018 20:39
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I saw a lady's boobies once and didn't have to pay.
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Jan 17, 2018 20:42
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poptart_fairy posted:I saw a lady's boobies once and didn't have to pay. Keep at it my man, you'll see a second pair one day.
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poptart_fairy posted:I saw a lady's boobies once and didn't have to pay. Tell us more about your favorite family reunion
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poptart_fairy posted:I saw a lady's boobies once and didn't have to pay. Nice
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bunky posted:black people (doo de doo doo dooo) Heart attack (ack-ack-ack-ack-ack)
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poptart_fairy posted:I saw a lady's boobies once and didn't have to pay. I can do that any time I want.
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Picnic Princess posted:I can do that any time I want. No way!
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SpacePig posted:Man, the first time I saw this the Gran Turismo logo was cropped out and I really thought this was going to be a real car in a real race because it just got an anime. Now I'm kinda disappointed. Still funny, though. Good news! https://twitter.com/404_m9/status/953240072756719616
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I once went to New Orleans for Mardi Gras and stopped in a cabaret during the day. The lady stripped to "That Voice Again" by Peter Gabriel.
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Jan 17, 2018 21:35
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I gotta say, I'm genuinely surprised at this "Strippers dancing to inappropriate songs" derail.
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Samuringa posted:I gotta say, I'm genuinely surprised at this "Strippers dancing to inappropriate songs" derail. It just makes me want to go to a strip club tbh
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Iron Crowned posted:It just makes me want to go to a strip club tbh But who needs the inconvenience of leaving the house? If only there were some sort of way to see boobies from the privacy of my own home. Ah well, a boy can dream.
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davebo posted:But who needs the inconvenience of leaving the house? If only there were some sort of way to see boobies from the privacy of my own home. Ah well, a boy can dream. You can hire strippers for home events like bachelor parties.
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MrJacobs posted:You can hire strippers for home events like bachelor parties. Yeah but then the ruse falls apart when the stripper realizes there's nobody else here.
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and i fill another column of stultifyingly boring goon minutiae.xlsx
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sandoz posted:and i fill another column of stultifyingly boring goon minutiae.xlsx I have brown hair. Just thought you'd like to know.
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Facebook Aunt posted:I have brown hair. Just thought you'd like to know. same
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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:I was at a strip club in Winnipeg and saw a stripper dance to a nu-metal cover of behind blue eyes. It was odd. A friend of mine who was into doing burlesque took me to a show at Adelaide's Fringe festival called Nerdlesque which was advertised as Burlesque with a nerdy twist. Most of it was pretty pedestrian, with the obligatory girl in red sequin dress doing the Jessica Rabbit act, but then the most surreal thing happened with a girl giving an audience member a lap dance while wearing a Spongebob Squarepants outfit, to the tune of Detroit Grand Pubahs - Sandwiches. It was amazingly surreal, and worth the price of admission as you looked around the room and saw everyone present contemplating their own personal Weirdest Boner Ever.
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Facebook Aunt posted:I have brown hair. Just thought you'd like to know. it's already in there don't worry
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poptart_fairy posted:I saw a lady's boobies once and didn't have to pay. I'd hope not, but if you'd offered, you probably would have been bottle-fed much sooner.
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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:I was at a strip club in Winnipeg and saw a stripper dance to a nu-metal cover of behind blue eyes. It was odd. Was it CLUB 3D? I saw one that stripped to Smashing Pumpkins
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Fried Watermelon posted:Was it CLUB 3D? I'm not sure, to be honest. I was already drunk as poo poo when we all went, but I'm pretty sure it was on the west side and i remember the area looked like a good place to get stabbed. I think there was a garage or something across the street.
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Has anyone seen someone strip to Butterfly Kisses? I didn't see that on the playlist.
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Picnic Princess posted:I can do that any time I want. Your own man-boobs don't count
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captainOrbital posted:This one time I was in Teaneck, NJ and watched a stripper do a routine to the entirety of Another Green World. All I read was Asheville and Aphex Twin, and those are two things I love, so 
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The real challenge is stripping to a Christian hymn or any other religious musics. 
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The MSJ posted:The real challenge is stripping to a Christian hymn or any other religious musics. Oh cum all ye faithful...
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The MSJ posted:The real challenge is stripping to a Christian hymn or any other religious musics. Does Kyrie Eleison by Mr. Mister count? Not that I've seen that happen...yet
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