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tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

SHS sucks so much.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
lol she's blaming the shutdown on the dems too since they don't have 60 votes

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!





Philthy posted:

Blows my mind that people are letting them get away with not only considering to do this, but actually going through with and doing it. Jesus people are so tribal about this loving political system. Just loving stooooop already and realize you elected a loving turd and it needs to be flushed.

Yea but the economy

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


These incompetent idiots have cratered our international standing, military readiness, economic positions, and tax base. They could at least give us their first annual Dundies.

GIVE ME THE FAKE NEWS AWARDS YOU COWARDS!

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Burt Sexual posted:

lol she's blaming the shutdown on the dems too since they don't have 60 votes

The people who aren't in power are loving this all up

DO SOMETHING

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan


A SEE-FOOD DIET :haw:

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Burt Sexual posted:

They said Donnie is now on a diet. :hmbol:

But what about his good genes? You don't need a diet or exercise if you have good genes!

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Have any other presidents had descriptions of their penis published?

LBJ liked to talk about his massive penis all the time.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Yo where are the FEMA death camps when you need em?

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

unpacked robinhood posted:

A few decades back in 2017 trump said something like "Don't look at my bank accounts ok :downs:" re: Mueller starting to look like a serious mofo

It's worth mentioning that Fire and Fury devotes a couple of pages to Bannon acting out getting mad at Easy-D over this (including Bannon making siren sounds :siren:)

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Don Gato posted:

LBJ liked to talk about his massive penis all the time.

People today still talk about his massive dong he liked to whip out all the time and everywhere. What will the people of the future remember Donny for?

duck trucker
Oct 14, 2017

YOSPOS

TotalLossBrain posted:

People today still talk about his massive dong he liked to whip out all the time and everywhere. What will the people of the future remember Donny for?

Piss tape

Apprentice Dick
Dec 1, 2009

TotalLossBrain posted:

People today still talk about his massive dong he liked to whip out all the time and everywhere. What will the people of the future remember Donny for?

Small hands

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

if this isnt goatse, gently caress you

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit
amnesty if its the byob reggae

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Hey guys, more lols are incoming

https://twitter.com/davidshepardson/status/953699859550425088

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Speaking of Reuters

Twitter may notify users exposed to Russian propaganda during 2016 election

quote:

The social media company is “working to identify and inform individually” its users who saw tweets during the 2016 U.S. presidential election produced by accounts tied to the Kremlin-linked Internet Research Army, Carlos Monje, Twitter’s director of public policy, told the U.S. Senate Commerce, Science and Transportation Committee.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

trem_two posted:

Bill Clinton

https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/953676837611335680

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

old beast lunatic posted:

Yo where are the FEMA death camps when you need em?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvCGtxeknSg

Failmerica

goldenninjawarrior
Jul 21, 2017

Ninja is supreme and you have double-crossed it!
Why did you do that?
Grimey Drawer

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

So they're gonna send a message to every twitter user?


Also
https://twitter.com/SPIN/status/953698751641804800
:yikes:

resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.

The Glumslinger posted:

Hey guys, more lols are incoming


You say this like future lols were ever in doubt.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Start the awards you fuckin hump, these idiots elected a game show host so do the only thing you were ever good at.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

you can see some of this from the freeway. its really bad.

fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich
homeless people loving love riding bikes around with no shirts on

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Release the Fakeys Trump, this is a laywer

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Quicksilver6 posted:

Is there any hope for these kinds of people?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh3TeTxgNVo

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean

:stonklol:

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

Release the Fakeys Trump, this is a laywer

God, I want to see the statues he had made for the Fakeys

Space T Rex
Sep 15, 2007

Your title was so old it used HTML which isn't even allowed in titles anymore what the hell
Reading republican comments is depressing, but also makes me lol. These are all comments on the Doctor's physical reports:

accept everything with no questions please posted:

I watched the whole thing...it was painful seeing the reporters make themselves look so foolish asking the same thing over and over. Like *they* are the ones who needed a physical to get their ears checked because they couldn’t understand the Dr’s answer the first time! Seriously, they were about the level of a Junior High yearbook class!

irony off the charts posted:

As if any of them have any medical credentials anyway. But Hillary stumbled all over, needed assistance walking, disappeared for 3 days at a time, and hacked like crazy. Media silent. Grrrrr. And it's just as bad when the conservatives stay silent regarding that double standard.

its a media conspiracy posted:

They do it purposely to see it they can get someone to say a word or sentence they can go full hype over. Each reporter gives it a shot if the last one didn't frustrate Sarah or Trump enough to get a rise. It's no longer reporting it's systematic agenda prodding.

probably owns a lot of guns irl posted:

The doctor did a great job. After about five minutes I would have started shooting.

golf lol posted:

Golf is an extremely healthy sport for Trump and everyone should play. Personally I make believe the ball is Jim Acosta's head, and it goes farther!

yearning for actual fascism posted:

Fed up with Acosta. This little prick is going to get slapped around in private real soon if he doesn’t watch his tone.

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

The Glumslinger posted:

So they're gonna send a message to every twitter user?


Also
https://twitter.com/SPIN/status/953698751641804800
:yikes:

Well Ivanka is an extremely smart and beautiful woman!!! Females just can't take a compliment anymore...

Genderfluent
Jul 15, 2015

What are you guys wearing to the fake news awards? I'm not sure if it's black tie or not and I accidentally already threw out my invite

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!


lol zoom in on Trumps shoes and compare them to Obama's: Trump's shoes go up at a sharper angle because that petty motherfucker is wearing elevator shoes and he still isn't as tall as Obama.



those are loving elevator shoes!

Trump's doctor his talking about his BMI WHILE TRUMP WAS WEARING ELEVATOR SHOES!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

It's me.
I'm the level of a Junior highschool yearbook class.

nickhimself
Jul 16, 2007

I GIVE YOU MY INFO YOU LOG IN AND PUT IN BUILD I PAY YOU 3 BLESSINGS
if there actually is a FNA, be on the lookout for trump roasting obama for a good twenty minutes.

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

Fuckin lol that trump just sharts out a tweet about announcing the news outlets that said mean things about him and then promptly forgot about it like everything ever

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Genderfluent posted:

What are you guys wearing to the fake news awards?
pacifier and diapey...to own the libs :smug:

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/953704241125871617

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Holy poo poo you guys are loving presidential

Ya you figured it out with photo analysis this prez is a fuckin liar good job

10 more pages of all your experiences being obese please

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I missed what Jose's GF Sarah said about the awards? Did she say were NOT happening for certain?

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