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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I love investments that swing up and down 25% in a day, keeps you on your feet

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Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
Okay I'm calling this,

BTC reaches $20,000 by February, then plummets around $15,000 in the same month.

Moxxis Endowment
Dec 11, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Ruggan posted:

so youre saying buy NOW?!
Yeah.

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
I'm glad they have all these memes so that the absolute stupidest people have directions to follow

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!



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Alert all goons
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Buy now!!!!!!!
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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I think it's safe to say more goons have made a profit off bitcoin than most redditors.

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Man I wanna watch a crash, this swingy stuff isn't the same!!

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
*watches as life savings evaporates during a crash*

"...what would Yoda do?

oh yeah HODL, thanks Yoda!"

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
.

sincx fucked around with this message at 06:39 on Mar 23, 2021

Ham Sandwiches
Jul 7, 2000

EorayMel posted:

I think it's safe to say more goons have made a profit off bitcoin than most redditors.

Lol dude how is that safe to say

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Junior Jr. posted:

Okay I'm calling this,

BTC reaches $20,000 by February, then plummets around $15,000 in the same month.

so what you are saying is, if I buy now, I am guaranteed to double my money in a month!

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

Ham Sandwiches posted:

Lol dude how is that safe to say

Because goons are distinguished and intelligent

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?

Ruggan posted:

Why does Tether advertise the printing of new supply?

Tether doesn't advertise it. The Tether Printer twitter account is a bot someone set up to watch when Tether creates more fake money.

Alpha Mayo
Jan 15, 2007
hi how are you?
there was this racist piece of shit in your av so I fixed it
you're welcome
pay it forward~
Real currencies:

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

Fiat is a widely perpetrated scam, I advise you to turn all of your Fiat hodlings into crypto if you want to survive the future.

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord

Pawn 17 posted:

so what you are saying is, if I buy now, I am guaranteed to double my money in a month!

YES, and possibly lose HALF of your profit before you can withdraw!

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

Junior Jr. posted:

YES, and possibly lose HALF of your profit before you can withdraw!

Telling people they're gonna get a 150% return on their money in a month isn't exactly a scathing takedown of an investment

Drav
Jul 23, 2002

We've come a long way since that day, and we will never look back at the faded silhouette.

Alpha Mayo posted:

Real currencies:


Looks like an arbitrage opportunity

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!

ghosTTy posted:

Fiat is a widely perpetrated scam, I advise you to turn all of your Fiat hodlings into crypto if you want to survive the future.


https://twitter.com/jon_bois/status/953347360045916162

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

Alpha Mayo posted:

Real currencies:


Expressed in Bitcoin these currencies are extremely volatile.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Junior Jr. posted:

YES, and possibly lose HALF of your profit before you can withdraw!

Wow, nice! So the worst I could possibly do is only gain 50%. Bitcoin is the best!

AARO
Mar 9, 2005

by Lowtax
I sold everything. Probably going to regret it.

Celexi
Nov 25, 2006

Slava Ukraini!

AARO posted:

I sold everything. Probably going to regret it.

Ya it will be 40k$ 2morro

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe

AARO posted:

I sold everything. Probably going to regret it.

Won't you get cold if you've sold the shirt off your back?

Rad Russian
Aug 15, 2007

Soviet Power Supreme!

AARO posted:

I sold everything. Probably going to regret it.

Have fun cleaning toilets of Bitmillionaires for scraps of dogecoins in the coming dystopian future.

Drav
Jul 23, 2002

We've come a long way since that day, and we will never look back at the faded silhouette.

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Expressed in Bitcoin these currencies are extremely volatile.

Yeah that's like a 200,000 Satoshi difference

Or 20,000

Or 2,000,000

Whichever

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

Every goddamn blip upwards "bitcoin is saved I'm going to buy more!". Actual people look at this trend and decide this is what their money needs to be in because the crash is over and we're going to the mooooon

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde
GE0RG1 . . . CASTRATED USA , EU , UK ,BG FINANCIAL MARKETS. GALLUP SURVEY SHOWS OWNERSHIP OF SHARES DECLINES TO 54% IN 2009 TO 2017 FROM 62% IN 2001 TO 2008. IN BULGARIA AS PUBLIC LOSE TRUST THE MARKET CAPITALIZATION DECLINES FROM SOME 15 BN EUR TO SOME 6 TO 4 BN EUR UP TO NOW. THE FINANCIAL MARKETS IN USA AND EU SEEMS TO BE CASTRATED FOR A LONG TIME AS THEY ARE NOT MARKETS AT ALL , NOT TO ANNOUNCE ME FOR MENTALLY ILL TO CONCEAL THESE CLEAR FACTS. THE USA , EU FINANCIAL MARKETS ARE MANIPULATED WITH PRINTED MONEY AND SPURIOUS CORRELATIONS WITH FAKE DATA , THERE ARE NO REAL FUNDAMENTALS . After some 7 trillions were invested with unsuccessful buyback and i scared all investors by claiming this is organized collision of these companies , banks and fed with some 50 strong declines of my posts , fed and ecb invented to announce me for mentally ill to conceal all their interventions and continue as before. The market participants will remember me as rational thinker as my posts are influential and will not believe the fed and ecb attempts to imprison me for mentally ill. Fed and ecb may invent crimes, post fake news with my name , manipulate my family , but the market has already established the truth. Further since the end of unsuccessful buyback , fed and ecb has printed illegally money to support shares that declines their currencies as fed and ecb and banks currency reserves end. The main idea is that usa and eu currencies will decline , then shares in this order and fed and ecb attempts to involve me in crime or imitate mental illness for me are doomed. The usa and eu financial markets are castrated for long period and no investors will cooperate with the rich and their buyback companies as they manipulate the financial markets and give loans to family or friends that are inefficient and with big loss as is the eu banks case. The rich will hold all of the overpriced share bought with money stolen from you as fed printed illegally money for this purpose. These shares are lottery not bubble as many of them may decline several times while the increase may be only some %.

e:

This was my favorite comment posted to an Economist article on the bitcoin bubble
https://www.economist.com/node/21734930/comments

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Is Bitcoin at $6000 yet?

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

It would take a $4000 upward movement just to return the trend to 'essential flat for months' and essentially flat for months is a disastrous few months for a speculative bubble. Bitcoin is so far below bad it would take a miracle just to return it to merely doing bad.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
How much Tether funny money is there out there just waiting to evaporate in the blink of an eye? Presumably all these people "cashing out" are being paid in Tether right?

Ham Sandwiches
Jul 7, 2000

lazorexplosion posted:

It would take a $4000 upward movement just to return the trend to 'essential flat for months' and essentially flat for months is a disastrous few months for a speculative bubble. Bitcoin is so far below bad it would take a miracle just to return it to merely doing bad.

This guy knows the right way to do a speculative bubble, and Bitcoin can't even do that!! gently caress!

I think completely ignoring the 3k to 20k runup over 3-4 months is a very odd choice, and it's exactly these kinds of "I have a crystal ball and it says Bitoin has to return to $15k and even that's terrible" posts that confuse the poo poo out of me

D1Sergo
May 5, 2006

Be sure to take a 15-minute break every hour.

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

How much Tether funny money is there out there just waiting to evaporate in the blink of an eye? Presumably all these people "cashing out" are being paid in Tether right?

Tether's gonna run until our entire economy is held afloat with Tetherbucks.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

No one knows how bitcoin will move

It's all controlled by druglords and chinese minershops

insidius
Jul 21, 2009

What a guy!

Ham Sandwiches posted:

I think completely ignoring the 3k to 20k runup over 3-4 months is a very odd choice

I think completely ignoring that the slot machine that just paid that lady out 10k in one shot and not dumping your life savings into it is also a very odd choice.

These two things are the same right?

Moxxis Endowment
Dec 11, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

lazorexplosion posted:

It would take a $4000 upward movement just to return the trend to 'essential flat for months' and essentially flat for months is a disastrous few months for a speculative bubble. Bitcoin is so far below bad it would take a miracle just to return it to merely doing bad.
Bitcoin is god and you are a defiler of the sacred blockchain truth. You are hereby exiled from this thread! BEGONE!

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

Ham Sandwiches posted:

This guy knows the right way to do a speculative bubble, and Bitcoin can't even do that!! gently caress!

I think completely ignoring the 3k to 20k runup over 3-4 months is a very odd choice, and it's exactly these kinds of "I have a crystal ball and it says Bitoin has to return to $15k and even that's terrible" posts that confuse the poo poo out of me

lmao

'this speculative bubble can't be crashing, just look at the huge run up it had!'

Ham Sandwiches
Jul 7, 2000

lazorexplosion posted:

lmao

'this speculative bubble can't be crashing, just look at the huge run up it had!'

The speculative bubble can be doing a lot of things including blowing the gently caress up

Bitcoin hit 15k on Dec 7, there was a long runup over 2017 where it hit 1k, then 3k, then 6k, and then over a few months things got hilarious and it shot into the stratosphere, so I'm not quite sure why $15k is some magic number or significant point from a month ago

Adar
Jul 27, 2001

Uranium 235 posted:

not a true believer, just a cynical speculative trader

i don't want to talk about absolute values but i'm at 1578% profit and i've withdrawn 200% of my 'investment'

started june 2017

same

my annualized roi is in the five figures and I've withdrawn four figures of initial BR

there is nothing in human history that has ever generated those numbers and possibly nothing that ever will again so I'm perversely grateful that I live in this timeline even though it's obviously the evil one

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lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

nothing wrong with making money off a speculative bubble, as long as you actually realize that it's a speculative bubble and the time will come when it's the moment to pass the bag on to 'that guy who heard he should buy the dip so he's trying to get the exchange to take his credit card' or Ham Sandwiches or some other idiot

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