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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Fangz posted:

94% of India has access to clean water, according to the WHO.

Okay, no better than the exceedingly rural 4% of Indians who likely live on national park lands without plumbing or electricity.

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Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!
Seriously people, while 'the US isn't a first world country' is dumb, the 'outside of the first world you have to carry an AK-47 and live in dirt' idea is insultingly ignorant.

If your notion of the rest of the world is informed solely by disaster relief videos and warzone reporting, educate yourself.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
(googles africa)

holy poo poo, you're right

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!
Donald Trump, is that you?

No, 'Africa' is another way of saying Somalia, Jesus loving Christ.

Fangz fucked around with this message at 16:04 on Jan 18, 2018

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Fangz posted:

94% of India has access to clean water, according to the WHO.

This is a definition of “clean” that is new to me:

http://unicef.in/Story/1125/Water--Environment-and-Sanitation

quote:

India is home to 594 million people defecating in the open; over 50 per cent of the population.

88 per cent of the population of 1.2 billion has access to drinking water from improved sources in 2008, as compared to 68 per cent in 1990.

Sixty seven per cent of Indian households do not treat their drinking water, even though it could be chemically or bacterially contaminated

OpenlyEvilJello
Dec 28, 2009

Fangz posted:

I think people exaggerate a bit how bad not-traditionally-first-world countries are. The lines have blurred significantly now. Within-nation differences are larger than between-nation differences in a lot of cases.


This is a dumb way to misuse GDP. If you wanna go that way Beijing's GDP would make it the US's seventh largest state.

Eight US states (Massachusetts, New York, California, New Jersey, Washington, Maryland, Illinois, and Texas) have both higher GDP and higher GDP per capita than Denmark, which is a more reasonable basis for comparison. GDP, of course, does not really encapsulate all the factors that go into first-world status or development or anything beyond gross economic output.

Dickwaving aside, American international development aid is fairly significant and I'd hate to see it dry up because our dumbass leadership is insecure about the global status they're busily attempting to squander.

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

Phanatic posted:

This is a definition of “clean” that is new to me:

http://unicef.in/Story/1125/Water--Environment-and-Sanitation

The figures I gave are from 2015. I don't see how people poop has to do with my original comment, and my wider point that yeah, obviously poorer places are poorer, but come the gently caress on

quote:

Eight US states (Massachusetts, New York, California, New Jersey, Washington, Maryland, Illinois, and Texas) have both higher GDP and higher GDP per capita than Denmark, which is a more reasonable basis for comparison. GDP, of course, does not really encapsulate all the factors that go into first-world status or development or anything beyond gross economic output.
In other words Denmark is an above-average US state in those terms. I don't really see the point of this argument generally speaking.

Fangz fucked around with this message at 16:15 on Jan 18, 2018

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

The WHO definition is actually pretty layered, ranging from "safely managed" on through "basic" and "limited" and what boils down to drinking straight from a puddle.

Here are the criteria for "safely managed" -

quote:

• it should be accessible on premises,
• water should be available when needed, and
• the water supplied should be free from contamination.

"Basic" is clean water from an improved source where you have to travel no more than 30 minutes to get it. This is less than ideal because of the possibility for contamination once the day's water is ported back to the home.

Here's a link to the WHO's latest drinking water and sanitation report. The stuff on the definitions of their terms is around page 14.

About 70% of the world's population has access to safely managed water and about 80% to basic managed water.

Here's a nice set of graphs from the summary at the beginning that shows the (rather unsurprising) distribution of where drinking water is a big problem:



Fangz posted:

In other words Denmark is an above-average US state in those terms. I don't really see the point of this argument generally speaking.

I'm pretty sure the point is that Tias said a dumb thing and people are dogpiling a bit because this is the internet, it's 10am and we're all putting off doing something else.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Cyrano4747 posted:

I'm pretty sure the point is that Tias said a dumb thing and people are dogpiling a bit because this is the internet, it's 10am and we're all putting off doing something else.

Hey now, I'm multitasking.

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

Cyrano4747 posted:

The WHO definition is actually pretty layered, ranging from "safely managed" on through "basic" and "limited" and what boils down to drinking straight from a puddle.

Here are the criteria for "safely managed" -


"Basic" is clean water from an improved source where you have to travel no more than 30 minutes to get it. This is less than ideal because of the possibility for contamination once the day's water is ported back to the home.

Here's a link to the WHO's latest drinking water and sanitation report. The stuff on the definitions of their terms is around page 14.

About 70% of the world's population has access to safely managed water and about 80% to basic managed water.

Here's a nice set of graphs from the summary at the beginning that shows the (rather unsurprising) distribution of where drinking water is a big problem:




I'm pretty sure the point is that Tias said a dumb thing and people are dogpiling a bit because this is the internet, it's 10am and we're all putting off doing something else.

I don't really wanna get into Tias's original point but I think some of the people dogpiling are really revealing their biases. Personally I think 'first world' is really becoming an increasingly obselete notion.

Note that that map is a bit misleading because of geography because some of the large areas have relatively low population density, still yeah large parts of subsaharan africa have water issues.

Fangz fucked around with this message at 16:23 on Jan 18, 2018

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Fangz posted:

The figures I gave are from 2015.

There's a difference between "clean water source" and "'improved' water source that you still need to treat in your house with chemical purification to avoid getting sick." All "improved water source" means is "doesn't actually have poo poo in it." Rainwater collection, or *bottled water* counts as an improved water source.

94% of India has access to improved water sources. 94% of India does not have access to clean water. And if we want to talk about lead pipes in Flint, there's a whole bunch of the water supply that's contaminated with arsenic:

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/19-of-indians-drink-water-with-lethal-levels-of-arsenic/articleshow/62226542.cms

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Tias posted:

lotta butthurt itt :D Jeez, I just meant that the whole manifest destiny groove rings a bit hollow when you still have loving food deserts.

Food deserts are areas with limited access to nutritious food, not places with no food at all. People in food deserts live far from grocery stores with fresh food, but they have easy access to cheap and filling processed and canned food. Food deserts aren't about starvation, they're about obesity.

Starvation is non-existent as a chronic problem in America, to the point where you can't even find statistics on death by starvation because of how rare it is. Some people go hungry, but in the sense of "I skipped dinner two nights in a row" and not "I haven't eaten in two days and I'm hunting stray dogs to survive". People who actually starve to death are abused children and elderly people.

OpenlyEvilJello
Dec 28, 2009

Fangz posted:

The figures I gave are from 2015. I don't see how people poop has to do with my original comment, and my wider point that yeah, obviously poorer places are poorer, but come the gently caress on

In other words Denmark is an above-average US state in those terms. I don't really see the point of this argument generally speaking.

Pretty close to average, actually. Below the United States as a whole but ahead of a lot of poorer, smaller states (the eight make up about 40% of the total population). My only real purpose here is to correct for the person you originally replied to, as I otherwise agree with

Fangz posted:

Seriously people, while 'the US isn't a first world country' is dumb, the 'outside of the first world you have to carry an AK-47 and live in dirt' idea is insultingly ignorant.

Cessna
Feb 20, 2013

KHABAHBLOOOM

Tias posted:

I am not even being snarky when I say USA does not qualify for 1st world status in any metric except military.

"First World" is not a judgment of quality of life. It is a Cold War description of alliances. "First World" refers to "the USA or aligned with the USA." "Second World" refers to the USSR and its allies. "Third World" refers to nations not aligned with either bloc. This is not a metric that the USA "qualifies" for in terms of military power, human rights, or anything along those lines.

Please note that this is not a deflection of criticism of my country; I agree that the USA is in deep, deep trouble in many ways these days. But "1st world status" is not a meaningful basis of critique.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

chitoryu12 posted:

Food deserts are areas with limited access to nutritious food, not places with no food at all. People in food deserts live far from grocery stores with fresh food, but they have easy access to cheap and filling processed and canned food. Food deserts aren't about starvation, they're about obesity.

Starvation is non-existent as a chronic problem in America, to the point where you can't even find statistics on death by starvation because of how rare it is. Some people go hungry, but in the sense of "I skipped dinner two nights in a row" and not "I haven't eaten in two days and I'm hunting stray dogs to survive". People who actually starve to death are abused children and elderly people.

I can't really comment on this one because rickets is making a comeback in the UK due to the massive rise in poverty in the past decade

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
In summary the First World is a land of contrasts

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

Cessna posted:

"First World" is not a judgment of quality of life. It is a Cold War description of alliances. "First World" refers to "the USA or aligned with the USA." "Second World" refers to the USSR and its allies. "Third World" refers to nations not aligned with either bloc. This is not a metric that the USA "qualifies" for in terms of military power, human rights, or anything along those lines.

Please note that this is not a deflection of criticism of my country; I agree that the USA is in deep, deep trouble in many ways these days. But "1st world status" is not a meaningful basis of critique.

so if Trump aligns the US with Russia, and Europe distances itself from the US.....

Ice Fist
Jun 20, 2012

^^ Please send feedback to beefstache911@hotmail.com, this is not a joke that 'stache is the real deal. Serious assessments only. ^^

Fangz posted:

so if Trump aligns the US with Russia.....

The 4th world is born...

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
welcome to Mega World

Cessna
Feb 20, 2013

KHABAHBLOOOM

Fangz posted:

so if Trump aligns the US with Russia, and Europe distances itself from the US.....

1.5th World?

OpenlyEvilJello
Dec 28, 2009

Fangz posted:

so if Trump aligns the US with Russia, and Europe distances itself from the US.....

With the demise of the USSR, I think this makes Russia first world and Europe third world.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Ice Fist posted:

The 4th world is born...

Quick add a couple more and we can all start turning into orks and wizards and poo poo

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird

Cessna posted:

1.5th World?
Fingers crossed for the Sixth World making a late entry. :smaug: :awesomelon: :orks:

EFB
Beaten like someone who can't afford wired reflexes.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer
Whole lotta reactionaries ITT, Glorious Chairman Mao has already stated that the 1st World nations are the superpowers who oppress and exploit the 3rd World nations, with the 2nd World just being developed nations :china:

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

How did an offhand telling off of monarchism lead to an argument about American standards of living?

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

I don’t know but it has shitted up the thread pretty loving well

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Cessna posted:

1.5th World?

1 + 2 is 3 therefore Trump will make the US a third world country and Tias will be right

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Breda is up next for Italian planes.


Should be able to cover it all in one update.


gently caress I hate being lazy :(

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

SlothfulCobra posted:

How did an offhand telling off of monarchism lead to an argument about American standards of living?

Americans long to be crushed under the heel of a feudal system once more

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

JcDent posted:

IDK, monarchy can lead to Brexit, not a great outcome.

Meanwhile, democracy can lead to Putin declaring himself tzar (any day now), so it's a mixed bag.

Also, I made a gay t-shirt.

ooohhHH MY FREAKING GOD

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Marxist-Jezzinist posted:

You can have the only good bits of monarchy (pretty buildings and stupid rituals) without pretending some people have magic blood that gives them the right to demand your allegiance and also money. By which I mean without monarchs.

If you've really got to know, my ideal monarchic system is elective. There was nothing special about Hapsburg blood except its remarkable lack of genetic diversity.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

The Belgian posted:

Clear proof that republicans are children.
:wotwot: Indeed

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

OpenlyEvilJello posted:

The real question is whether monarchies or republics are better at waging war.
which one is the hre

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Cyrano4747 posted:

I once had a history prof from Germany tell me the US was an underdeveloped nation bordering on third world because we haven’t buried all our power lines yet.
that's rich coming from a country where they have to pump water out of all their excavation sites with huge city-spanning pipes

or maybe that's just dresden, where the water table is roughly shin level

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Tomn posted:

Actually, that reminds me. What do the professional historians in this thread think of The Dictator's Handbook?

Their specifically mil-hist claim at one point is that, due to the nature of the interests at play, more autocratic nations are usually more willing to gamble on war improving conditions for the elite decision-makers (because they don't lose much even if the nation suffers and stand to gain a lot) but are less willing to put their full effort into the war as this would distract from the incentives they need to purchase the loyalties of their key personnel. Conversely, more democratic nations are supposedly less willing to go to war as it decreases the general welfare of their nation that democracies rely on to keep their voters loyal, but once committed they are more willing to commit whole-heartedly as everybody in the state loses out if they lose. They specifically used the example of Prussia - Prussia beat the Austrians because they were more democratic than the Austrians, but lost to the Entente because they were less democratic than the Entente (Franco-Prussian War? What Franco-Prussian War?)

Overall as a layman their points about tracing the actual interests of individuals in government seemed interesting, but they seemed to rely heavily on everyone involved knowing exactly what the consequences for their actions were and always making the best decisions for their interests, and their military history explanations caused my eyebrows to shoot right up. But again, interested to know what historians think of them.
this sounds like a corrolary to the real dumb Democratic Peace Theory, which is that no two democracies have ever waged or will ever wage war against each other.

the kernel of this theory goes back to Kant, who thought that if people other than the monarch had a say in whether to go to war they would decide not to, since war was bad for commerce, a thing Kant loved.

the problem with this is that both kant (for perfectly understandable reasons having to do with what he thought Enlightenment meant and how people would become enlightened) and later political theorists (who really have no excuse) are underestimating how loving NUTS public opinion can get in a state that is governed by public opinion.

michelle bachmann, richard spencer, and steve bannon are all private citizens, all participants in the bourgeois public sphere (tm), and their interests are decidedly unwholesome.

HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 20:07 on Jan 18, 2018

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

HEY GUNS posted:

that's rich coming from a country where they have to pump water out of all their excavation sites with huge city-spanning pipes

or maybe that's just dresden, where the water table is roughly shin level

Nah Berlin has them too

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

FAUXTON posted:

Hey now, I'm multitasking.
...is what i'll say if an authority figure happens to wander past

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

MikeCrotch posted:

Nah Berlin has them too


berlin was also built on a damp patch of sand

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

feedmegin posted:

I meant worldwide. Yes, it's mixed, but there are many more random shitbag republics in places like Africa to balance out the Thailands of the world (and Thailand isn't that terrible). Also Japan's a monarchy, of course.

The argument is complex because in the last 200 years monarchies that become unstable have tended to quickly turn into similarly unstable but more persistent Republics. So while existing Monarchies may have a high average stability how can we say if the Monarchy produced stability, or if stability has preserved the Monarchy? Much as the atavistic and primitive species of oceanic isles have survived millennia in isolation from competition and environmental disruption, so too may human social institutions survived.

I think to make a good comparison we should look at how well Monarchies vs Republics have in turn handled various crises like coups, civil wars, and invasions. It’s only when tested that we can measure the strength of an institution.

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HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Squalid posted:

Much as the atavistic and primitive species of oceanic isles have survived millennia in isolation ...
harsh burn on the english outa nowhere

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