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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Confirmed: The detour into the Everglades was 200% unnecessary because Banner and some inciting incident to Connors could have happened literally anywhere in Miami.

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Xinder
Apr 27, 2013

i want to be a prince
Yeah, but the Everglades is all anyone not from here even knows about Florida. It had to happen!

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Also it gave us the plot-critical GROONNNKKK.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

nimby posted:

The alligator bite was still present in his blood stream but got irradiated by Hulk blood.

This is 100% what the explanation is going to be.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



Xinder posted:

Yeah, but the Everglades is all anyone not from here even knows about Florida. It had to happen!

they could have gone to disney world. marvel is a part of disney now, after all

I wanna see the hulk and the lizard ride a roller coaster

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Haifisch posted:

Also it gave us the plot-critical GROONNNKKK.

You say that like alligators only live in undeveloped swamps.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

goatface posted:

What benefits would Spider Hulk even get? The ability to hang on walls? He does that already by just driving his fingers into them like the pathetic excuse for solids that they are.

A much higher jump, a slight increase in strength and most importantly a hulksense that lets him avoid the silly ways he's been beaten in the past.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



Endless Mike posted:

You say that like alligators only live in undeveloped swamps.

yea you can find alligators outside of florida :v:

but seriously I remember a warning sign for gators next to a pond in the park I played in as a kid. hell connors could go golfing and get mauled when his ball fell in a water hazard

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

nimby posted:

The alligator bite was still present in his blood stream but got irradiated by Hulk blood.

I really want this to be the explanation, because it implies this has absolutely nothing to do with the other time Connors turned into a giant lizard.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
he's naturally giant-humanoid-lizard-transformation prone, is all.

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

Maybe now he turns into the lizard whenever he gets angry?

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...
He can be a lizard that turns into even more of a lizard somehow? Just so, so lizardy.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
He's more Lizard than man now. The only thing holding him back from becoming a Lizard was all the Connors blood.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Manatee Cannon posted:

hell connors could go golfing
Well...

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

remusclaw posted:

Maybe now he turns into the lizard whenever he gets angry?

Specifically when he gets angry about his missing arm.

The secret is he's always angry.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Bruceski posted:

Specifically when he gets angry about his missing arm.

The secret is he's always angry.

Thats like my high school concept of a character who's power to summon a zombie would manifest in times of fear. But he's extremely scared of zombies so it would just make it stronger and bigger and scarier, etc.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Lurdiak posted:

Thats like my high school concept of a character who's power to summon a zombie would manifest in times of fear. But he's extremely scared of zombies so it would just make it stronger and bigger and scarier, etc.

That is such a high school idea, I love it.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Manatee Cannon posted:

they could have gone to disney world. marvel is a part of disney now, after all

I wanna see the hulk and the lizard ride a roller coaster

HULK MAD TEACUPS OUT OF ORDER TODAY!!

I'm totally picturing them with mickey mouse club hats for the record.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Bruceski posted:

That is such a high school idea, I love it.

If his opponent were strong enough to defeat the zombie, that would be even scarier, and you know what that means.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Choco1980 posted:

HULK MAD TEACUPS OUT OF ORDER TODAY!!

I'm totally picturing them with mickey mouse club hats for the record.

Who's the leader of the club
That's made for you and me?
A-L-I-Z-A-R-D-H-U-L-K

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
you know, a guy getting bitten by an alligator followed by a blood transfusion from the hulk and then turning into an alligator-ish monster is pretty normal old-school marvel stuff. except, connors already turned into a the lizard in a situation that had nothing to do with the hulk, or gamma radiation, or blood transfusions. so like, anything strange that enters connors' body makes him turn into the lizard?

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

Mikl posted:

Who's the leader of the club
That's made for you and me?
A-L-I-Z-A-R-D-H-U-L-K

I cannot believe how well that scans.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

you know, a guy getting bitten by an alligator followed by a blood transfusion from the hulk and then turning into an alligator-ish monster is pretty normal old-school marvel stuff. except, connors already turned into a the lizard in a situation that had nothing to do with the hulk, or gamma radiation, or blood transfusions. so like, anything strange that enters connors' body makes him turn into the lizard?

Once you go lizard, there's only one way forward.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

so like, anything strange that enters connors' body makes him turn into the lizard?
:gay:

Just saying.

Maxwell Adams
Oct 21, 2000

T E E F S

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

connors already turned into a the lizard in a situation that had nothing to do with the hulk, or gamma radiation, or blood transfusions. so like, anything strange that enters connors' body makes him turn into the lizard?

He mentioned earlier that he needed a new, non-radioactive ingredient for his serum to prevent transformations. So I guess Hulk's radioactive blood set off some inactive lizard serum in Connor's bloodstream?

I suspect MJ will figure this out just as Peter is deciding that Connor needs an injection of spiderblood, spiderblood, radioactive spiderblood.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
I wonder how much the Peter Parker half of the blood will impact the Spider-Man half? Maybe Banner will be unable to Hulk out due to brain damage mellowing out?

Bobbie Wickham
Apr 13, 2008

by Smythe
Duh, the base Spiderman's radioactivity will neutralize the acid Hulk's radiation.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
that blood bag is the size of his torso. why is it in the foreground?

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges
Odd how last week had the art for the weeklies credited to Savuik but now it's back to Lieber

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
SPIDER HULK ANGRY AT THE LIZARD.

WHERE DID BRICK FROM? NOW SPIDER HULK ANGRY AT CONCUSSION :saddowns:

(Gonna be real mad if all this blood swapping weirdness doesn't lead to spiderhulk after we got a regular The Lizard)

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



spider-man's blood must expand to fit the size of any container considering the nurse just syringe'd a little out earlier

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Think of all the syringe-fulls it took to fill that.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it looks like banner is staring at the giant blood bag, thoroughly freaked out

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

It's entirely possible that by Sunday the syringes will have transformed into IVs.

Called it.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



:stare:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh my God the nurse gave an injection of that blood to a different comic strip :aaa:

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



man that gator went even farther than we thought huh

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!


"Is that my problem? 'Tail'? Ah gently caress, it is."

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
That blotch of blue paint on the doorframe bothers me more than it should.

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