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| They literally set fire to the ring by accident |
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| They literally set fire to the ring on purpose |
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| Film 6 months of content accidentally using WWE prop belts |
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| Rehire Jeff Jarrett |
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23 | 25.56% |
| Start splicing in archival footage of AJ Styles and pretending it's current |
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23 | 25.56% |
| Accidentally switch the live Pop TV feed to the WWE Network |
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6 | 6.67% |
| Lose the keys to the production truck, film 6 months of content in the parking lot with a Samsung |
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7 | 7.78% |
| Sue a fan who flips the bird on air, lose all company rights to said fan |
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| Somehow everything gets good and they start making money (Comedy Option) |
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4 | 4.44% |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:like ask yourself right now I would not. Partially because I feel like roughly 99.7% of the planet can take me in a fight. Partially because Randy Savage learned the hard way that actual acoustic guitars are nothing to take to the dome.
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ChrisBTY posted:I would not.
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Of course Honky hosed up Savage and Jake with actual guitars you could probably play a song with, not those cheap things Jarrett carried around.
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He hosed up Brutus Beefcake too. I think Honky switched to gimmicked guitars after that.
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Jan 19, 2018 03:55
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It's been a minute since I've watched some godawful deathmatch wrestling. I'm down to see how bad this is.
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Jan 19, 2018 04:00
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I can't believe I just watched a barbed wire match that didn't have a single drop of blood in it.
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This is the new TNAMecca, started by the dumbest poster on that site and featuring most of the same people. Same philosophy though - be positive about TNA or get banned. https://youtu.be/3h_yUB8R6BE
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flashy_mcflash posted:This is the new TNAMecca, started by the dumbest poster on that site and featuring most of the same people. Same philosophy though - be positive about TNA or get banned. I thought LividLiquid's show was Sofa Justice Warriors.
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Jan 19, 2018 04:56
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I still wish the last episode of Impact backed by Panda energy was just a camera crew following Bob Carter around while he was carrying a baseball bat screaming THIS IS WHAT YOU SPENT MY 20 loving MILLION ON?!?! as he is taking out everything and everyone with a baseball bat.
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Jan 19, 2018 06:19
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I'm just tuning in to see Barbed Wire Massacre, and so far in this title match Alberto's been wrestling in a T-shirt and they did the "pull the ref out of the ring" spot like 3 straight times. It's not good. E: And the entire locker room just ran in and the match got thrown out with no bell rung. TNA never changes.
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Benne posted:I'm just tuning in to see Barbed Wire Massacre, and so far in this title match Alberto's been wrestling in a T-shirt and they did the "pull the ref out of the ring" spot like 3 straight times. It's not good. Russo has to be back.
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Sotar posted:Russo has to be back. Russo never left. Everything that we've seen in the last 3 years with TNA was a work. The multiple rebrands, the lawsuits, Billy Corgan, Jeff Jarrett's face turn... it was all written by Vince Russo to fool the smarks AND BY GOD HE SWERVED EVERY ONE OF US. grack fucked around with this message at 06:55 on Jan 19, 2018 |
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Benne posted:I'm just tuning in to see Barbed Wire Massacre Tune out while you still can. Because... Benne posted:TNA never changes.
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Jan 19, 2018 06:56
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9:55 and the main event guys are just now making their entrances. Did we really need to see that year-old replay of a Grand Title match featuring Aron loving Rex, who left the company like 10 months ago?
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Jan 19, 2018 06:59
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Goddamnit I forgot this match wasn't airing on TV I have nobody to blame but myself
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grack posted:Russo never left. Aww son of a bitch.
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I hope the rest of this thread enjoyed watching me own myself when I should've known better all along
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There are currently 988 people watching Impact on Twitch, and 1,596 people watching a giggly Swede explore old German shareware disks.
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Aphrodite posted:Aww son of a bitch. EVEN HIS IMMEDIATE FAMILY BOUGHT IT
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Rest in peace Spike TV, the network of choice for extremely dumb television (generally produced by J.D. Roth) during most of its run, which was always my thing. Eventually the network started to get too serious and I had to bounce, but it was nice while it lasted. TNA was always a perfect partner for it. I remember after Enterprise failed I was reading articles about how Paramount was dead (which honestly seemed dumb to me when I read it but at least for a while Hollywood seemed to be really cold on Paramount stuff). Now it has its own network. I think the lesson for TNA to take away with it is to let J.J. Abrams reboot them and retell their iconic storylines with completely different wrestlers.
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MassRafTer posted:Piledrivers are really safe and easy to protect, even the cradle one. Having said that, an ex-NFL player is going to be a lot more prone to getting things wrong than a career wrestler, and on a list of moves you really don't want to gently caress up, a piledriver is way up there.
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MassRafTer posted:Piledrivers are really safe and easy to protect, even the cradle one. That can't be true because WWE banned everybody but the Undertaker from doing one, after a guy got injured when he was hit by one of the Undertaker's piledrivers 
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grack posted:Russo never left. I forget, did Billy Corgan ever hold the GLOBAL IMPACT FORCE NONSTOP ACTION CHAMPION AND FACE OF THE COMPANY title? Seems hard to believe that Russo is really there if he didn't.
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The Kins posted:There are currently 988 people watching Impact on Twitch, and 1,596 people watching a giggly Swede explore old German shareware disks. TNA needs more chat interaction. Get Moose to stop wrestling every 27 seconds and thank people for subscribing.
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Jan 19, 2018 10:44
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The full match https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWBgF0qEGgc
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https://twitter.com/Maffewgregg/status/954274732030988288 https://twitter.com/Maffewgregg/status/954275801049989121
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Jan 19, 2018 12:11
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Alberto Del Patron, I challenge you to the first ever EVERYTHING IS JELLO IN A CELLO match
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Sotar posted:I still wish the last episode of Impact backed by Panda energy was just a camera crew following Bob Carter around while he was carrying a baseball bat screaming THIS IS WHAT YOU SPENT MY 20 loving MILLION ON?!?! as he is taking out everything and everyone with a baseball bat. He wishes he lost that little money on it.
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MassRafTer posted:I thought LividLiquid's show was Sofa Justice Warriors.
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I was trying to think how TNA lost so much money when I couldn't figure out where that money had gone to and then I remembered tha TNA was a glorified retirement home for all the WWE guys to come in, phone in a match and complain that none of the young guys respected them.
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Gonzo McFee posted:I was trying to think how TNA lost so much money when I couldn't figure out where that money had gone to and then I remembered tha TNA was a glorified retirement home for all the WWE guys to come in, phone in a match and complain that none of the young guys respected them. They were losing huge money from the start, even before the big contracts. Running live PPVs with no buys and no real paying crowd every week is hugely expensive.
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Gonzo McFee posted:I was trying to think how TNA lost so much money when I couldn't figure out where that money had gone to and then I remembered tha TNA was a glorified retirement home for all the WWE guys to come in, phone in a match and complain that none of the young guys respected them. Glorified????
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MassRafTer posted:They were losing huge money from the start, even before the big contracts. Running live PPVs with no buys and no real paying crowd every week is hugely expensive. I can't believe anyone thought that was a good idea, short term or long term
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Chris James 2 posted:I can't believe anyone thought that was a good idea, short term or long term I mean the theory was that since millions of people just stopped watching wrestling after WCW closed they could just scoop them all up by putting on a show that was the spiritual successor to it. Unfortunately the people who tried to claim that audience were the idiots who lost it in the first place and didn't think they had done anything wrong.
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Chris James 2 posted:I can't believe anyone thought that was a good idea, short term or long term You would pay 40 bux for 8 hours of first run plc instead the Fed's 30 bux for 3
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Rick posted:Rest in peace Spike TV, the network of choice for extremely dumb television (generally produced by J.D. Roth) during most of its run, which was always my thing. Eventually the network started to get too serious and I had to bounce, but it was nice while it lasted. TNA was always a perfect partner for it. ....the J.D. Roth that hosted GamePro TV?
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El Gallinero Gros posted:....the J.D. Roth that hosted GamePro TV? and Fun House???
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MassRafTer posted:They were losing huge money from the start, even before the big contracts. Running live PPVs with no buys and no real paying crowd every week is hugely expensive. Honestly, the "retirement fund" idea has a lot of merit to it.
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RealFoxy posted:The only shows I hear about making waves on regular TV are superhero shows now, like Arrow. I don't know hardly anyone that just watched Cable TV anymore. the biggest "TV" show I've heard about since Breaking Bad has ended was a Breaking Bad spin-off. Everyone's just watching poo poo like Black Mirror on Netflix now. Xfiles came back this month and mostly nobody even noticed
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