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He doesn't die in the end.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 14:17 |
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null posted:He doesn't die in the end. he will in the sequel probably from old age after 8 years in the White House because America is a shithole
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 14:28 |
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Taintrunner posted:he will in the sequel The Orb has made him eternal.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 21:12 |
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Taintrunner posted:he will in the sequel Lol enjoy your secret service visit
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# ? Jan 14, 2018 00:36 |
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good. i prefer stories where the handsome and strong hero survives.
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# ? Jan 14, 2018 00:38 |
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hillary clintons true form is a giant spider
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# ? Jan 14, 2018 06:36 |
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Tunicate posted:The Orb has made him eternal. What you knew as "Trump" is now but a mere vessel of LOC-NAR
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# ? Jan 14, 2018 07:32 |
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rosebud was the name of a mcdonalds burger
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# ? Jan 14, 2018 09:55 |
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actual spoiler: he’s gay and sucks dick
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# ? Jan 14, 2018 14:38 |
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freckle posted:good. i prefer stories where the handsome and strong hero survives. wolff made it out okay iirc
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# ? Jan 14, 2018 14:43 |
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cuntman.net posted:rosebud was the name of a mcdonalds burger
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# ? Jan 14, 2018 16:12 |
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Yinlock posted:wolff made it out okay iirc i was worried about his sanity after the terrifying incident where he ran over fred "christ" trump with a boat sending him back to his slumber in his house beneath the waves so im glad hes doing fine
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# ? Jan 14, 2018 23:02 |
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I picked up my copy of the book last night and it just so happened to be a first edition, no big deal.
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# ? Jan 18, 2018 16:51 |
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cuntman.net posted:i was worried about his sanity after the terrifying incident where he ran over fred "christ" trump with a boat sending him back to his slumber in his house beneath the waves so im glad hes doing fine i knew he was going to live after he somehow managed to fight off an ambush by the Piss Wraiths, he has plot armor
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# ? Jan 18, 2018 17:41 |
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He kills sharks so he can fold their DNA into his own. It's the only explanation for how he has lived this long.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 15:10 |
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cuntman.net posted:rosebud was the name of a mcdonalds burger
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 15:30 |
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cuntman.net posted:rosebud was the name of a mcdonalds burger *empty big mac box falls from hand on to floor* *the grimace enters, checks pulse, and puts sheet over trump's head*
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 15:48 |
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lol i just found out there's a mcdonalds wiki
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 15:49 |
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anyone know what a first edition copy is worth? I could check eBay but what I really need is a goon book expert
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 17:34 |
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Yinlock posted:wolff made it out okay iirc The story how he was allowed to wander around the WH like a free range chicken owned just because Trump liked his positive article.
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 17:57 |
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etalian posted:The story how he was allowed to wander around the WH like a free range chicken owned just because Trump liked his positive article. Wasn't the article actually critical of Trump, and he just liked the cover image?
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 18:13 |