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darkwasthenight posted:Remember how there was that scheme in Austin to turn homeless people into mobile WiFi routers? Same but harnessing their brain electrics to use as miners. Are...are you serious?
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Darth TNT posted:Are...are you serious? https://mobile.nytimes.com/2012/03/13/technology/homeless-as-wi-fi-transmitters-creates-a-stir-in-austin.html?referer=http://www.google.com/
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french lies posted:That’s the case for almost all technological innovation in recent times though. Like I’ve gotten at multiple times, if it can solve existing problems faster and/or cheaper (I.e. employing less people) then there will be an interest in adopting it. It can't though.
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divabot posted:https://twitter.com/MayorAdler/status/954039614804844544 BumCoin ICO, all of the proceeds go to the homeless
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quote:Lol. Ever hear of a thing called lighting network? Bitcoin like all crypto is evolving code. Soon the transactions will have lower fees than any credit card and scale just the same. Get used to the words block chain because it's going to be the back end of several technologies in the future. "Get used to the words block chain" really cracks me up.
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Alpha Mayo posted:What is innovative about blockchain? It literally is just a sequence of data blocks with a signature in the header of the previous header. Hash trees have been around for 40+ years. Blockchain is nothing databases/transaction systems haven't done better for decades. Seriously there's renewed interest in security schemes to try and ease outsiders into your walled garden. Like traditionally there's huge efficiencies if you can convince your suppliers or customers into your ERP totally but it's a hard sell when your security holds the one and only source of keys in or out. EDI interfaces are a good solution for the majority of relationships since you can hook together a couple ERPs or a ERP and a small sales offices manual book keeper with a mostly automated way. But there's some security schemes opportunities to make things like auditors happier about not having to get their access from your security department or getting real time inventory triggering replenishment orders without a layer of time through the EDI.
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*makes transaction on coinbase* look mom im using blockchain
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french lies posted:Lol you literally haven’t paid attention to anything I said have you. You’re arguing against your mental model of a “true believer”. I wrote what I wrote because I read what you've written. Most of your posts describe hypothetical benefits that either A) aren't possible with cryptocurrencies as they exist today due to technical limitations or B) are more easily achievable with other technologies that don't rely on cryptocurrencies. This leads to one conclusion: you don't understand the technical details. I haven't accused you of being a true believer, only of falling for empty promises.
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What I don't get about Bitcoin is how all the true believers who have been there since the beginning keep yelling that hodl crap. I mean, I missed out, but if I have had a number of those coins for a long period of time I'd be more than happy to cash out now at 10k, like how greedy can you be to not be satisfied with a 1000%+ profit?
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Original_Z posted:What I don't get about Bitcoin is how all the true believers who have been there since the beginning keep yelling that hodl crap. I mean, I missed out, but if I have had a number of those coins for a long period of time I'd be more than happy to cash out now at 10k, like how greedy can you be to not be satisfied with a 1000%+ profit? The guys from the beginning are dumbass libertarians who literally believe that crypto will replace traditional currency
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QuarkJets posted:I wrote what I wrote because I read what you've written. Most of your posts describe hypothetical benefits that either A) aren't possible with cryptocurrencies as they exist today due to technical limitations or B) are more easily achievable with other technologies that don't rely on cryptocurrencies. This leads to one conclusion: you don't understand the technical details.
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Original_Z posted:like how greedy can you be to not be satisfied with a 1000%+ profit? A bunch of people invested in a crypto ponzi scheme that promised guaranteed 1% daily interest payments. This would mean if you put $100 in, you'd have about $3800 after a year. They were so greedy that they ignored that it was an obvious scam.
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Original_Z posted:like how greedy can you be to not be satisfied with a 1000%+ profit? Replace greedy with stupid.
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I want to link to a article now. Is that dipshit still around to read about blockchain snake oil?? https://www.computerworld.com.au/article/606253/understanding-blockchain-hype-why-much-it-nothing-more-than-snake-oil-spin/
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Inept posted:A bunch of people invested in a crypto ponzi scheme that promised guaranteed 1% daily interest payments. This would mean if you put $100 in, you'd have about $3800 after a year. They were so greedy that they ignored that it was an obvious scam. Wait you're telling me we can't all be the richest man* in the world in 5 years? You need to do more research. *I'm comfortable assuming gender here
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Original_Z posted:What I don't get about Bitcoin is how all the true believers who have been there since the beginning keep yelling that hodl crap. I mean, I missed out, but if I have had a number of those coins for a long period of time I'd be more than happy to cash out now at 10k, like how greedy can you be to not be satisfied with a 1000%+ profit? obviously that premise is wrong so instead of being rational they're actually just delusional
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Andy Dufresne posted:*I'm comfortable assuming gender here Excuse me but there’s a chart
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https://twitter.com/ZettoSan03/status/953688383510982661
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Good news: I finally got the blockchain out of my rear end using a plastic spork and coffee straw Bad news: My mom is really mad at me because I took the yearly insurance money and invested it in MooGooGaiPanCoin I tried to tell her if we just HODL we'll get a 1000% return by July
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 16:14 |
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What ever happened to the bitcoin vaporizing trick where you could get someone to transfer their butts to a nonexistent wallet address, permanently destroying those coins in the process? I feel like that's still the most legitimate use of butts, to make libertarians cry (and of course the resulting lols.)
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 16:32 |
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I feel like it is just a matter of time before someone comes up with a way to empty wallets efficiently.
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Waltzing Along posted:I feel like it is just a matter of time before someone comes up with a way to empty wallets efficiently. Star citizen
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Waltzing Along posted:I feel like it is just a matter of time before someone comes up with a way to empty wallets efficiently. bitcoin is emptying real wallets quite well
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Waltzing Along posted:I feel like it is just a matter of time before someone comes up with a way to empty wallets efficiently. It's already easier to do that than actual mining. Actually, know what is easier than that? Printing tether.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YagUXXtyFn4
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divabot posted:https://twitter.com/MayorAdler/status/954039614804844544 They’re referring to a city block, where the homeless will be chained so they can’t leave and ruin the rest of the city Block chained
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 17:27 |
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Put this in the OP
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 18:24 |
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SEC and CFTC issued a joint statement today:quote:"When market participants engage in fraud under the guise of offering digital instruments – whether characterized as virtual currencies, coins, tokens, or the like – the SEC and the CFTC will look beyond form, examine the substance of the activity and prosecute violations of the federal securities and commodities laws. The Divisions of Enforcement for the SEC and CFTC will continue to address violations and bring actions to stop and prevent fraud in the offer and sale of digital instruments." hopefully they take a sledgehammer to bitconnect Uranium 235 fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Jan 19, 2018 |
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Uranium 235 posted:SEC and CFTC issued a joint statement today: AKA Tether's "legal notice" isn't worth poo poo.
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Uranium 235 posted:SEC and CFTC issued a joint statement today: nah use a w88, it'll be more effective.
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Original_Z posted:What I don't get about Bitcoin is how all the true believers who have been there since the beginning keep yelling that hodl crap. I mean, I missed out, but if I have had a number of those coins for a long period of time I'd be more than happy to cash out now at 10k, like how greedy can you be to not be satisfied with a 1000%+ profit? It seems to me the people yelling about "hodl" are the ones that bought in at a high price and are hoping for Bitcoin to return to that level.
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Sneaky Wombat posted:I want to link to a article now. Is that dipshit still around to read about blockchain snake oil?? This is really good, thanks. Fame Douglas posted:It seems to me the people yelling about "hodl" are the ones that bought in at a high price and are hoping for Bitcoin to return to that level. Or the ones who are bound and determined that their funbux is going to net them private-island-level money. There are people out there who put $500 in and now it's worth $5000 or even $50000, but they think if they just keep waiting and everyone else does too then it'll turn into five million.
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Holy poo poo. Holy poo poo. Holy poo poo. This is the striking gold version of "who invests in bitconnect" https://www.reddit.com/user/ElJefeDeykon Invested my company funds $125,000.00 (/r/BCC) quote:My company throw car show in Austin, TX in March n I invest our funds all of it so we can have more money for the event. It all gone now thanks to satish. I need to sell him my bcc back for dollars n I heard he was buying back for less money. How can I sell it for money to get some my company's funds back? Later on... [Texas] Invested my company money in ponzi and lost all of it. (/r/legaladvice) quote:I invest my companys funds in a ponzi and they run wit da money. I need money for March when we havin the car show. I gots to pay my workers and staff. Can I lawsuit the ponzi people for my money back? I need it by March. THX BUT WAIT, this is obviously a troll right? Nope, this guy actually hosted a "donk contest" in Austin last year. Let's consult Glassdoor quote:I worked at Donk Contest as a contractor (More than a year) What about YouTube? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUaSXskO8rY
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Sten Freak posted:The one stock that went up the most as a percentage still sits in my account now worth 0 so I cannot even sell it. You should buy the rest of it to take control of the company, change name to include the word "block chain" and issue an ICO. Become billionaire overnight.
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:He is going to win This is like one of those incredibly complicated machines on old Bugs Bunny cartoons where you're lead though an intricate system of gears, switches, and chemical reactions, and at the end a lovely little Whoopie Cushion with the ACME logo comes out of a chute. says this plays over the background noise in his electricity wasting factory. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9-7uLg-DZU
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Rough Lobster posted:This is like one of those incredibly complicated machines on old Bugs Bunny cartoons where you're lead though an intricate system of gears, switches, and chemical reactions, and at the end a lovely little Whoopie Cushion with the ACME logo comes out of a chute. rube goldberg machine
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So what is an actual commercial potential of blockchain? Can a company like IBM develop a business-to-business, enterprise solution and develop a consulting, installation, and support business around it? Is it at all applicable to data analysis or their Watson project? Where the gently caress is it useful besides scamming rubes out of their money?
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It's a lovely database with a gimmick. We have databases
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https://twitter.com/ButtCoin/status/954164934975266817
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Everyone knows Pegglecoins are the future of cryptocurrency anyway. Who wouldn't want to use the cryptocurrenccy used by ultimate peggle masters all over the world?
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