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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
I just love the idea that master negotiator Donny thinks the has any leverage to extract anything from Democrats right now, the polling is out, everyone blames him and the Republicans, there is loving video of Don saying it is his fault, why would democrats want to give an inch?

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MC Hawking
Apr 27, 2004

by VideoGames
Fun Shoe
I know it has been said before but I'll say it again: Donnie is probably going to torpedo the whole thing so he can get back to golfing and doesn't realize he's "essential personnel" and will still have to show up at the office.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

MC Hawking posted:

I know it has been said before but I'll say it again: Donnie is probably going to torpedo the whole thing so he can get back to golfing and doesn't realize he's "essential personnel" and will still have to show up at the office.

Why does that matter he only "works" about 3 hours a week it doesn't matter if he shows up to the office

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Mark Zuckerberg: I'm gonna fix the issue of fake news on my website that is filled with bots gaming algorithms

https://twitter.com/NickReisman/status/954460390414483457

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Three Olives posted:

I just love the idea that master negotiator Donny thinks the has any leverage to extract anything from Democrats right now, the polling is out, everyone blames him and the Republicans, there is loving video of Don saying it is his fault, why would democrats want to give an inch?

*extremely Jeff goldblum voice* Democrats find a way (to gently caress up the simplest of tasks).

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Siri, show me the worst take

https://twitter.com/existentialfish/status/954198497770770437

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
https://twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/954460259418075141

Everyone at Trump Co is a moron.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

This is an honest question: what are they implying here?

Like what would the #hetoo hashtag signify?

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Chomp8645 posted:

This is an honest question: what are they implying here?

Like what would the #hetoo hashtag signify?

Men dealing with being sexually harassed

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/954456385080713216

Chuck Schumer tried to save us from the menace of Tide Pod memes

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
It sounded completely stupid at the time, but here we are in 2018.

withoutclass
Nov 6, 2007

Resist the siren call of rhinocerosness

College Slice

Chomp8645 posted:

This is an honest question: what are they implying here?

Like what would the #hetoo hashtag signify?

Today I was exposed for being a sexual predator #hetoo.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Men dealing with being sexually harassed

Without even looking I bet there are I wish I was sexually harassed posts there.

Vessel From Denny
Nov 20, 2007
https://twitter.com/justin_halpern/status/954378511774449665

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

that clock is broken

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P



Fake exerpts are better when they're actually funny

goldenninjawarrior
Jul 21, 2017

Ninja is supreme and you have double-crossed it!
Why did you do that?
Grimey Drawer

The Glumslinger posted:

https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/954456385080713216

Chuck Schumer tried to save us from the menace of Tide Pod memes

A few years ago an elderly neighbour complimented the "beautiful little blue and white tin" on the kitchen counter and it took me a minute to realise she meant a dishwasher tablet.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Men dealing with being sexually harassed

My can't men just use #metoo ??? Like it's not #hertoo... "me" is non-gendered term.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

The Glumslinger posted:

https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/954456385080713216

Chuck Schumer tried to save us from the menace of Tide Pod memes

Perhaps Hillary could discourage young people from eating them by being the Tide Pod of change

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Chomp8645 posted:

My can't men just use #metoo ??? Like it's not #hertoo... "me" is non-gendered term.

I prefer to get #peetoo trending

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
No loony tunes liberal is going to keep me from eating soap

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

TontoCorazon posted:

Oh man if this poo poo shuts down I'm out of a job until that poo poo gets resolved.

embrace death

and you embrace yourself

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

The Glumslinger posted:

https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/954456385080713216

Chuck Schumer tried to save us from the menace of Tide Pod memes

i feel like we owe that slippery piece of poo poo a huge apology but its not going to be forthcoming

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
lol if you aren't passively trying to end it all by eating tide pods and making anti-freeze cocktails.

Tenkaris
Feb 10, 2006

I would really prefer if you would be quiet.

Alan Smithee posted:

Perhaps Hillary could discourage young people from eating them by being the Tide Pod of change

Ugh if this was meant to remind me of "Pokemon Go to the Polls" it worked flawlessly and I immediately cringed as hard as when I heard her say that the first time.

nickhimself
Jul 16, 2007

I GIVE YOU MY INFO YOU LOG IN AND PUT IN BUILD I PAY YOU 3 BLESSINGS
I want a loving pizza with tiny pizzas on top wtf
(I know the edit is fake, but I still want a pizza w/ pizzas)

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean

Tenkaris posted:

Ugh if this was meant to remind me of "Pokemon Go to the Polls" it worked flawlessly and I immediately cringed as hard as when I heard her say that the first time.

"I call this trumped-up trickle down economics"

*awkward silence*

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

nickhimself posted:

I want a loving pizza with tiny pizzas on top wtf
(I know the edit is fake, but I still want a pizza w/ pizzas)

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




old beast lunatic posted:

lol if you aren't passively trying to end it all by eating tide pods and making anti-freeze cocktails.

Antifreeze poisoning takes like 3 days to kill you dude, cmon.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Jikes posted:

"I call this trumped-up trickle down economics"

*awkward silence*

"love trumps hate"

rednecks: well, i mean... yeah?

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

gently caress- recursive pizza is a Trump policy I can get behind

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

ack!!!

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
in case there was any doubt about /r/thedonald

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax
#Obamagate

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Lime Tonics posted:

in case there was any doubt about /r/thedonald



thats not even a new picture, its like a decade old

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
http://www.cnn.com/2018/01/19/politics/trump-shrug-shutdown-analysis/index.html

cnn literally put the shrug emoji on a headline

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
2018 owns

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
Racism? In *that* subreddit? It's more common than you might think!

nickhimself
Jul 16, 2007

I GIVE YOU MY INFO YOU LOG IN AND PUT IN BUILD I PAY YOU 3 BLESSINGS

Hmm, yes. I would eat this monstrosity

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Alan Smithee posted:

embrace death

and you embrace yourself

I'll try, I'm getting a bottle of rum and enjoying my Friday. I guess I'll find out if I'll be able to go to work tonight.

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