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bushisms.txt
May 26, 2004

Scroll, then. There are other posts than these.


iamsosmrt posted:

Finn's pretty much the SW equivalent of Cloud from Final Fantasy. Storm Trooper-reject changes sides and becomes a skilled hero for the resistance. Also juggles two potential love interests, one being the magical last of her kind and the other being a humble girl next door working in the resistance. Finally his adventure leads to overcoming his greatest adversary in hand to hand combat with an assist from his friends.

Is the holdo maneuver sephiroth's sneak attack? They do call ships shes.

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Ema Nymton
Apr 26, 2008

the place where I come from
is a small town
Buglord

Sinding Johansson posted:

Grown man drinking milk? I dunno, no one should drink milk. As delicious as it is, it's really unhealthy.

Thala-siren milk and Bantha milk are probably better for you than our weak-rear end cow milk

TheKingofSprings
Oct 9, 2012

iamsosmrt posted:

Finn's pretty much the SW equivalent of Cloud from Final Fantasy. Storm Trooper-reject changes sides and becomes a skilled hero for the resistance. Also juggles two potential love interests, one being the magical last of her kind and the other being a humble girl next door working in the resistance. Finally his adventure leads to overcoming his greatest adversary in hand to hand combat with an assist from his friends.

Are you saying at some point he’s going to lift Kylo Ren by the handle of his lightsaber after he’s been impaled and throw him into a pit

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

Ferrinus posted:

Gonna need some proof he wasn't or this cut's getting even shorter.

I mean.
- No whiny/reluctant/murderous psycho Luke.

They also did apparently cut the milk scene out.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

wyoming posted:

I mean.
- No whiny/reluctant/murderous psycho Luke.

This movie would have been better with that.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

I'm shocked they got 45 minutes out of the movie.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

iamsosmrt posted:

Finn's pretty much the SW equivalent of Cloud from Final Fantasy. Storm Trooper-reject changes sides and becomes a skilled hero for the resistance. Also juggles two potential love interests, one being the magical last of her kind and the other being a humble girl next door working in the resistance. Finally his adventure leads to overcoming his greatest adversary in hand to hand combat with an assist from his friends.

So what you're saying is Han is Aeris

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 205 days!

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

So what you're saying is Han is Aeris

Snoke is Mr. Shinra.

Hux is Rufus Shinra.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Lol at people thinking any pairing matters but Finn/Poe

Wank
Apr 26, 2008
The dudes in red were not the Knights of Ren.
https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2018/01/rian-johnson-didnt-want-the-knights-of-ren-in-the-last-jedi-because-he-wouldve-murdered-them/


Maxwell Lord posted:

Lol at people thinking any pairing matters but Finn/Poe

Truth.

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat


Maybe gizmodo reads this thread.

Wild Horses
Oct 31, 2012

There's really no meaning in making beetles fight.
I want to see what Kinda Guys kylo hangs with

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Wild Horses posted:

I want to see what Kinda Guys kylo hangs with

The Knights of Ren are portrayed by the rest of the cast of Girls

Wild Horses
Oct 31, 2012

There's really no meaning in making beetles fight.
I was thinking Friends

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

The Knights of Ren are actually Dengar & Sons

Ema Nymton
Apr 26, 2008

the place where I come from
is a small town
Buglord

Hodgepodge posted:

Snoke is Mr. Shinra.

Hux is Rufus Shinra.

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Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Just saw it. I thought it was OK. I felt that the entire last part on the snow planet could have been left for the third movie.

CGI Leia was weird as hell. I thought with Fisher gone they were going to keep her involvement small, but she was an integral part of this movie and it just felt odd.

Snoke was, uh, disappointing? The scene itself was cool, I just didn't like the lack of explanation of who Snoke was and how he came to power. One moment he was supreme leader and the next he was dead.

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 205 days!

The ST would be way better if they just threw Kefka in there as well to mix it up a little.

Hodgepodge fucked around with this message at 16:21 on Jan 21, 2018

cargohills
Apr 18, 2014

enraged_camel posted:

CGI Leia was weird as hell. I thought with Fisher gone they were going to keep her involvement small, but she was an integral part of this movie and it just felt odd.

What in the world are you talking about? She wasn't CGI. You sure you weren't playing Battlefront or something?

Tender Bender
Sep 17, 2004

Yea Leia was real in this movie lol. I respect them keeping her scenes as-is instead of shoehorning in a CGI abomination to be like "actually I must face my son" and get gutted by Kylo or something.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Also, salt planet not snow.

Captain von Trapp
Jan 23, 2006

I don't like it, and I'm sorry I ever had anything to do with it.
I think CGI refers to That Scene specifically.

GuardianOfAsgaard
Feb 1, 2012

Their steel shines red
With enemy blood
It sings of victory
Granted by the Gods
How dare they not actually put Carrie Fisher in the vacuum of space.

UmOk
Aug 3, 2003

enraged_camel posted:

Just saw it. I thought it was OK. I felt that the entire last part on the snow planet could have been left for the third movie.

CGI Leia was weird as hell. I thought with Fisher gone they were going to keep her involvement small, but she was an integral part of this movie and it just felt odd.

Snoke was, uh, disappointing? The scene itself was cool, I just didn't like the lack of explanation of who Snoke was and how he came to power. One moment he was supreme leader and the next he was dead.

Amazing. Everything you just posted was wrong. Either you didn't actually see the movie or you are bad at watching movies.

I still think Porg is Rey's father.

GuardianOfAsgaard
Feb 1, 2012

Their steel shines red
With enemy blood
It sings of victory
Granted by the Gods


Snow planet?

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

enraged_camel posted:

One moment he was supreme leader and the next he was dead.

Such is life

homullus
Mar 27, 2009

enraged_camel posted:

CGI Leia was weird as hell. I thought with Fisher gone they were going to keep her involvement small, but she was an integral part of this movie and it just felt odd.

Another Star Wars fan attempts to seek out and uproot the heresy of the Great CGI Satan, and achieves the usual Star Wars fan level of success.

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy
It's a good joke about the acting.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Why did Yoda make contact with Luke when he hit him if Yoda was appearing to Luke as an apparition?

How did Luke hand Leia the dice if he was a hologram?

UmOk
Aug 3, 2003

EugeneJ posted:

Why did Yoda make contact with Luke when he hit him if Yoda was appearing to Luke as an apparition?

How did Luke hand Leia the dice if he was a hologram?

The dice were also a hologram? Did you watch The Last Jedi?

Not sure what you are asking with that first line of words.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

UmOk posted:

The dice were also a hologram? Did you watch The Last Jedi?

Not sure what you are asking with that first line of words.

Yoda hit Luke with his walking stick and Luke reacted

Yoda's a ghost

How did the stick make contact with Luke

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

The force

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
A space wizard did it.

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

Ghost Obi gets tired of pretending to stand on the surface of Dagobah and pretends to sit on a dang log. And then he pouts when Luke won't kill Vader

Captain von Trapp
Jan 23, 2006

I don't like it, and I'm sorry I ever had anything to do with it.

EugeneJ posted:

Yoda hit Luke with his walking stick and Luke reacted

Yoda's a ghost

How did the stick make contact with Luke

I hesitate to give a serious answer, but in previous films, force ghosts sit on things, stand on things, see things, hear things, and generally interact with the material universe every time they appear.

sponges
Sep 15, 2011

UmOk posted:

The dice were also a hologram? Did you watch The Last Jedi?

Not sure what you are asking with that first line of words.

What a touching moment.

“Here, have this hologram”

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

sponges posted:

What a touching moment.

“Here, have this hologram”

Maybe Leia died and her force ghost grabbed the dice

UmOk
Aug 3, 2003
Honestly can't tell if these are serious posts. Kylo literally picks up the dice and they fade away.

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
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Can't post for 205 days!
Force Ghosts are made of the Force, not light. That's why they're Force Ghosts, not Force Holograms.

The Force possesses force. Technically so does light, but while electromagnetism is one of the fundamental forces of nature, the Force has a capital F.

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Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
May the Force be equal to mass times acceleration.

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