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Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017


it had to be created from the other side too and the phone still works

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dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.
I'm guessing either they dropped the phone at the last minute and it fell between them and the airbag or they were using the front facing camera all along.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Panfilo posted:

Sucks for disabled people I guess?

handicap parking and minimum parking requirements are completely different things

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr
React channel has been having some kids play through Undertale. That means we get some schadenfreude from their first exposure to Everdraed! (Everdraed did the first ending's boss fight)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf8gi-6E32I&feature=youtu.be&t=19m49s

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

Parts Kit posted:

React channel has been having some kids play through Undertale. That means we get some schadenfreude from their first exposure to Everdraed! (Everdraed did the first ending's boss fight)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf8gi-6E32I&feature=youtu.be&t=19m49s

nobody acts like this

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003


Someone constantly falling for something reminds me of this classic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAR-DurmA6o

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-
https://i.imgur.com/34uchyP.gifv

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~


oh man I am gonna prank grover so hard

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


*Gets tazed by security for defacing an airline terminal

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



I love how the kid is "ooooh this is good, gotta make sure it's stuck good though after I did that!"

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse
Schadenfreude on the US since it's 20 days in to the new year and the government is shutting down:911::patriot:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



If only we could dissolve our legislature in acid like other countries do

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 13 days!

boner confessor posted:

handicap parking and minimum parking requirements are completely different things

Because only people with handicap placards use handicap spaces right? And there are never, never more handicapped patrons than there are spaces? The less spaces available, the more likely people will illegally park, which just further screws over people with disabilities.

Though you did give me a clever compromise as a solution- instead of eliminating parking, just convert more of it to handicapped-only and jack up the fines for illegally parking there.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Happy Landfill posted:

Schadenfreude on the US since it's 20 days in to the new year and the government is shutting down:911::patriot:

at least this time it's after payday and not before so I don't have to worry about how I'm going to eat, pay rent or my bills.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Happy Landfill posted:

Schadenfreude on the US since it's 20 days in to the new year and the government is shutting down:911::patriot:

On the anniversary of his inauguration.

At least he didn't campaign on his ability to make deals. That might be embarrassing for him.

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

On the anniversary of his inauguration.

At least he didn't campaign on his ability to make deals. That might be embarrassing for him.

Gosh, that sure would be an egg on his face, now wouldn't it?

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Happy Landfill posted:

Schadenfreude on the US since it's 20 days in to the new year and the government is shutting down:911::patriot:

lets set off all our nukes in celebration, just where they are

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Hiro Protagonist posted:

Holy poo poo.
So one of the various cryptocurrencies to crash was one called Bitconnect, which has as subreddit here. All of the posts are loving great.
This is the best, though.

It's a take on an antique meme.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/tendies-stories

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Transmogrifier posted:

Last night, noted shithead pro Overwatch player xQc who's been featured in this thread before, threw a homophobic comment towards another pro, who is gay. His team is playing tonight and while he was benched, the official Dallas Fuel (his team) Twitter made this announcement:
https://twitter.com/DallasFuel/status/954469444306325504


I'm hearing different comments that he knew about it, but didn't know they were going to tweet it, or that he had no idea and regardless here he is being surprised actions have consequences:

https://clips.twitch.tv/RespectfulSpookyPartridgeOptimizePrime

edit: He's been suspended from four matches and has to pay a $2,000 fine: https://overwatchleague.com/en-us/news/21363702/xqc-suspended-and-fined

Well, poo poo, that was one of the teams I was considering spending my 100 free tokens on.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Not going to lie - That movie is definitely a fave of mine...

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Walk Hard never got the appreciation it deserved.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

mind the walrus posted:

Walk Hard never got the appreciation it deserved.

Reverse schadenfreude.

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





mind the walrus posted:

Walk Hard never got the appreciation it deserved.

I own it on Blu-ray and now I think I'm required to rewatch it.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwiIYoJx5Es&t=146s

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Samizdata posted:

Well, poo poo, that was one of the teams I was considering spending my 100 free tokens on.

Most players care just about the colors, the fact that they have a team name on them is just an afterthought. I don't give a (junk)rat's rear end about Seoul Dynasty, it is just that their black&gold color scheme looks really good.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Untrustable posted:

I own it on Blu-ray and now I think I'm required to rewatch it.

You are.

ASAP.

Mierenneuker posted:

Most players care just about the colors, the fact that they have a team name on them is just an afterthought. I don't give a (junk)rat's rear end about Seoul Dynasty, it is just that their black&gold color scheme looks really good.

Welp, you may have made another sale.

mmj
Dec 22, 2006

I've always been a bit confrontational

Baron von Eevl posted:

Funny thing about that...
http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2018/01/harley_barber_instagram_videos_racist_alabama_new_jersey.html

Maybe gumm-gumm is the one filling her head with these ideas.

The fact that the mom provided a photo of her daughter for this article really drives home how disgusted she is with the whole thing. That's loving cold, but also completely justified.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Mierenneuker posted:

Most players care just about the colors, the fact that they have a team name on them is just an afterthought. I don't give a (junk)rat's rear end about Seoul Dynasty, it is just that their black&gold color scheme looks really good.
I like New York and the Excelsior colors, although NY should have Boston's colors and vice versa.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

I didn't realize that government shut downs were so common. The scooty is on us.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://i.imgur.com/Nu7QPhZ.mp4

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
There's that almost 20 year gap between Clinton and Obama. Before that they were pretty... well, almost common.

IIRC Clinton's (one of em anyway) was because he pissed off Newt by making him sit in the back of Airforce One, and Newt decided to throw a tantrum. I don't remember if this was around the time he divorced his wife with cancer or not.

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING
Why was Carter given so much strife by a Democrat majority? I thought he was one of the few "hey let's try at least a little to not make America look like a rat infested hell hole" presidents

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Carter was a great president and a good guy, but the shutdowns for him were mostly abortion related.

Used to be that funds could only be used for abortion in case of danger to the mother, and they wanted to change it to rape/incest/death of the mother.

The other one was a spending bill that had a nuclear powered carrier that was something he didn't want, and misc pork in the bill that needed to be cut out.

But yea, the others were basically just abortion regs.

Edit - A shutdown isn't ALWAYS political. Once under Reagan they just forgot to pass a bill, and the democrats were at a fundraiser and the republicans were at a bbq at the white house that Reagan was throwing. poo poo's weird, yo.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander has a new favorite as of 12:49 on Jan 20, 2018

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Neil deGrasse Tyson getting neildegrassetysonsplained to.

https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/954191575508234241

https://twitter.com/texaninnyc/status/954334612905394177

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー
I'm having trouble caring about the pettiest of twitter slapfights.

ontopic: I don't follow US politics much, so explain it to me like I'm a baby: US gov can't decide on it's budget breakdown sometime last year, so it's "Shut down". But it's still there, doing stuff, getting paid half a year later?

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

The 4/29/17 thing on that picture is an error. There hasn't been an official shut down until today.

Velocity Raptor
Jul 27, 2007

I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING

Serephina posted:

I'm having trouble caring about the pettiest of twitter slapfights.

ontopic: I don't follow US politics much, so explain it to me like I'm a baby: US gov can't decide on it's budget breakdown sometime last year, so it's "Shut down". But it's still there, doing stuff, getting paid half a year later?

"Government Shutdown" is a terrible term, and makes it sound worse than what it actually is.

The government is still operating, just no one gets paid. Once the budget passes, then everyone is paid in full and life goes on as normal.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
they tried that in australia decades ago and the queen fired the whole parliament

Ignimbrite
Jan 5, 2010

BALLS BALLS BALLS
Dinosaur Gum
The governor general (the queen's representative in Australia) that is, then he decided to put the leader of the opposition party in the caretaker prime-minister role until the next election was called

It was an absolute shitstorm but did lead to one of the best soundclips in Australian political history:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpJD0nSxN94

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Slugnoid posted:

they tried that in australia decades ago and the queen fired the whole parliament

To do that here we'd have to rise up in violent revolt. And it's cold out so.....eh.

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