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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




FactsAreUseless posted:

Talking to the police doesn't make sense. But on meth it does.

No, I meant it was a stupid thing for the police to do. Telling them they won a boat or something is fine. Public health programs are too important to squander to catch a few dumb drug users. Cast doubt on the integrity of public health system, and what are those same dumb, paranoid drug users going to do when they get a boil water alert? What are they going to do when the school sends home a notice that there is a meningitis outbreak and all the kids need to get an emergency vaccination?

Don't gently caress around with public health.


https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-cia-fake-vaccination-campaign-endangers-us-all/

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DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!
Who made this meth?!?! You methy athholes!

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

a man falls through the earth and into a Floridian police station. taking a torch from the wall he spies row upon row of officers. grasping the nearest by the shoulders, he shakes it madly, yelling "my nigga does my meth have zika?!"

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

AKA Pseudonym posted:

How many meth users read the paper?

Their moms/grandmas might?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/i24NEWS_EN/status/954373899537403909

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

AKA Pseudonym posted:

How many meth users read the paper?

It makes for good clothes insulation/toilet paper.

It can be sold for money to buy meth.

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

It makes for good clothes insulation/toilet paper.

It can be sold for money to buy meth.

You can get meth for the price of a newspaper? Well I'm convinced, where do I find a dealer?

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."
Nintendo Labo Almost Tossed In Trash At Ratings Board

(for those unfamiliar with Nintendo Labo, they are cardboard peripherals you use with the Nintendo Switch)

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


Facebook Aunt posted:

No, I meant it was a stupid thing for the police to do. Telling them they won a boat or something is fine. Public health programs are too important to squander to catch a few dumb drug users. Cast doubt on the integrity of public health system, and what are those same dumb, paranoid drug users going to do when they get a boil water alert? What are they going to do when the school sends home a notice that there is a meningitis outbreak and all the kids need to get an emergency vaccination?

Don't gently caress around with public health.


https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-cia-fake-vaccination-campaign-endangers-us-all/
Police and everything they do are terrible.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/954963225489104896

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

mrkillboy posted:

Nintendo Labo Almost Tossed In Trash At Ratings Board

(for those unfamiliar with Nintendo Labo, they are cardboard peripherals you use with the Nintendo Switch)

So they almost threw away garbage? Why didn't they?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Evilreaver posted:

a man falls through the earth and into a Floridian police station. taking a torch from the wall he spies row upon row of officers. grasping the nearest by the shoulders, he shakes it madly, yelling "my nigga does my meth have zika?!"

lol

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
https://twitter.com/TheNTNews/status/955356333028532224

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

That front page is a work of art, now sadly lost in the era of internet clickbait.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Russian Iron Man: Russia's Special Forces soldier and Kosovo war veteran fights debt collectors wearing exoskeleton, gets pardoned

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

I mean, if this story was to come out of anywhere I'd definitely expect it to be Russia

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

I pictured a suit cobbled together out of random LADA parts and rebar like you'd see in some vodka-soaked Russian version of Fallout. I was not disappointed.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Aesop Poprock posted:

I mean, if this story was to come out of anywhere I'd definitely expect it to be Russia

Or the deep south

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Burkion posted:

Or the deep south

Can't be the US or he'd be dead.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
As if a US war veteran could afford an exoskeleton.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





"SOBR Special Forces"? :raise:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Facebook Aunt posted:

"SOBR Special Forces"? :raise:

Sobriety is the scariest thing in Russia.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Facebook Aunt posted:

"SOBR Special Forces"? :raise:

It's an elite force, VERY FEW Russians can make it through training.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
How small minded.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Oh do grow up!

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/lukeoneil47/status/955813618217635840

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

No ring.

Keigel
Oct 19, 2008

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm made out of gum.
Credit where it's due: that's the first Goatse pic I've seen from inside the anus...

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Keigel posted:

Credit where it's due: that's the first Goatse pic I've seen from inside the anus...

Well this just confirms the rumors I heard of what some winners do with their Oscars.

Look at that velvet rope too. They won't just shove anything in there.

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

Say Nothing posted:

How small minded.



very niggardly

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

The Guy Who Played Barney the Dinosaur Now Runs a Tantric Sex Business

The Man Formerly Known As Barney posted:

The energy I brought up [while] in the costume is based on the foundation of tantra, which is love. Everything stems, grows, and evolves from love. Even when you have emotionally blocked energy, the best way to remove it is to remove it with love, and then replace it with God’s divine love. Love heals and allows you to continue to grow.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


12 Sexy Camels Kicked Out of Beauty Contest for Using Botox

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

More news from Sheogorath's favorite state and person.

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

The MSJ posted:

More news from Sheogorath's favorite state and person.



self harm + depression is v. funny

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

self harm + depression is v. funny

tbf it kind of sounds like a lame backstory they would give an npc in Skyrim

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



GETTING ANSWERS.

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord
who says $50G instead of $50K?

also why does bull semen look like those packets of butter they have at restaurants. so many questions

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Daveski posted:

who says $50G instead of $50K?

also why does bull semen look like those packets of butter they have at restaurants. so many questions

Well, what do you put on toasted bagels?

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SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Daveski posted:

who says $50G instead of $50K?

50 Gorillion dollars

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