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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

VikingofRock posted:

I love how :rock: this gif is. Our sniper shots are so powerful that they knock down nearby curtains with the blast.

Lol no WWN is our designated marksman (red armor), but he has the worst accuracy and missed, and snot had to take care of it with high explosives. I need to get WWN trying to take some kinda shot every chance that comes up

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
lets look at our mans, I don't think we ever had a roster update. It'll be long cause we got a lotta guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG_2EvMzhDc

if you want some other load out I guess says omething. We have a few more flame grenades and disruptor beams off the edge of the inventory screen. If you really want we could buy a flight suit or psi uplink.

First group of guys:









Yeah, so I really think WWN has the worst starting accuracy out of anyone we have on the team, including rooks. Pop fly has been lugging that demo charge for the entire game and never had a chance to use it. Chill is a fuckin beast and has the highest bravery in the game, already nearly maxed out. Also a very specialized weaponset. Poverty Goat has the highest accuracy so they're going sniper as well.

We have a lot of guns we aren't even using that I held on to "just in case"

S2:









walrus is also becoming a brave hero, and a pretty strong psionisist. Cube is coming along nicely for a rook, but molo still has poor reactions. Snot has max bravery and essentially will never break, panic, or lose control.

S3:










HBar is our heavy munitions expert, weird job for a mutant, but he picked up that launcher out of ElectricSheep's cold dead hands so I let him keep it. Gridlocked is turbofucked and won't be back in missions for a long rear end time. Reality_groove is sort of the Chill of robots. Guess you should recognize most of the other special loadouts from missions.

e: also protagonist is sort of shaping up to the protagonist of this playthru. it's weird

DeadMansSuspenders
Jan 10, 2012

I wanna be your left hand man

Pfft, researching shields? Lame.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

DeadMansSuspenders posted:

Pfft, researching shields? Lame.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Engineering finishes up with those guns and moves to produce ammo. Looks like those missions worked for Osiron, but Megapol and especially Diablo are still on the rise.



We're probably going to have to do more investigations, but i'm not so sure where we should go. I go to check some other stuff &



It's the new one. Gotta take it down, may have new aliens. But they got shwarmas and shitpiles too, they're going to be able to do whatever they want uncontested. We can only take down one of these things if we're lucky.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva


best fit targeting solution. I should have kept all our ships out of the base though, that'll slow down response time. The other aliens are near our second base and directly south of the new UFO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV1JyDLbXfo&t=1064s
https://i.imgur.com/FDCawLg.gifv
the gall of these bastards, they act like they can do whatever the gently caress they want. We need to be twice as good as we are now to take out one of these new ships. We're doing more damage than the fuckin aliens are, practically.

Reorient to target the nearest shwarma:
https://i.imgur.com/6HlY63S.gifv

This went less than good. We have to admit at this point that we're completely, categorically outclassed in the air. We lost most of our craft during this incursion and even when we threw everything we had at one single UFO we were only able to scratch it.

Work's not done yet though. Boots are ready to step in and do some more personal problem solving.

Choose an Investigation:

1) Megaflyer One:

Owner: Marsec. Function: Large Flyer Factory
East, near the warehouse district

2) Babylon Apartments:

Owner: Sensovision. Function: Apartments.
South, past where we just raided the cult

3) Ptolemy Apartments:

Owner: Sensovision. Function: Apartments.
Northwest, near our second base.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
See, this is why we gotta research those alien vehicle weapons.

Let's investigate the Marsec building immediately. We can't let our arms supplier get infiltrated. Then flip a coin for which apartment block we hit first.

Dong Quixote
Oct 3, 2015

Fun Shoe
Hey fellow nerds and non-narc agents, just a thought exercise some of us in engineering were having after the latest incursion:

So we kick in doors each time the aliens show up because allegedly they'll brainsuck the corporation CEO or something right? And the reason tell us this is bad is that then the infiltrated corp will greenlight sending a bunch of mooks to our base to kill us... but they need money to do that. How about if instead of fighting aliens, we just 9-11'd everyone else in the city to make them all go broke? The alien threat would be stopped cold because even aliens gotta use subway tokens to get around Mega Primus. The war would be over tomorrow.

Really makes you think about exactly what we're doing here and whether this isn't just some Deep Senate plan to conveniently dispose of all the robots, mutants, and poors in some meat-grinder Forever War against a poorly understood outsider adversary. Just asking questions here.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
this bold new strat is stunning in it's comprehensiveness. If there's enough thread support we'll immediately redirect all efforts to accomplishing it.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

I'm just an angry brainsucked husk of a wraith rattling chains and ejaculating ectoplasm into engineering's lockers every week, but I think going scorched earth is bad. In this life there is only war and the dark laughter of thirsting gods and we should enjoy it. :black101:

Real Answer: destroying everybody's poo poo will hurt us more than it does the guys coming out of an extradimensional portal with their own supply of weapons and troop transport.

Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 22:02 on Jan 20, 2018

VikingofRock
Aug 24, 2008




Let's investigate Marsec first, then the apartments.

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog


Am I supposed to be sporting a beard, or did I just finish eating a huge jelly donut before my photo was taken?

Also let's check out dem' apartments; we might as well get all the inevitable civilian casualties taken care of, first.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
it's obviously both. gel soaked beard is the modern style

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

SniperWoreConverse posted:

it's obviously both. gel soaked beard is the modern style

"gel"

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Looks to me like we've got to investigate the flyer factory and "acquire" some new aircraft while we're at it.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


SniperWoreConverse posted:

this bold new strat is stunning in it's comprehensiveness. If there's enough thread support we'll immediately redirect all efforts to accomplishing it.

Interdimensional shawarma fuel cant melt slum beams

I say we start burning down the city, starting with the cult that raided us and continuing the reign of terror until we research a ship that can cross over

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcvmk1TGeH4
https://i.imgur.com/bQEpzng.gifv
Investigation -- Megaflyer One:
Owner: Marsec. Function: Large flyer factory.
S1: Fart Puzzle, Poverty Goat, Who What Now, SnotGrumble
S2: ChickenHeart, The Protagonist, nnnotime


These are the only agents we have who are uninjured. Might be a rough mission.
Seems like it's similar to the general factory mission from upthread, but just everything's bigger. It's a fuckin huge map.



Gonna be civilians and aliens. I wanna keep everyone together because there's prob gonna be a fuckload of aliens. Problem is this will take all fuckin night if we don't spread out at least a little. Protag makes first contact.

flying yellow guy.

WWN tries to snipe from offscreen.
https://i.imgur.com/3P2pdQf.gifv
Poverty tries but has even worse luck.

same with protag
https://i.imgur.com/5lsJAZX.gifv
our turn ends:
https://i.imgur.com/579gvKT.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/BKrgtWW.gifv


breaktime

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

poisonpill posted:

Interdimensional shawarma fuel cant melt slum beams

I say we start burning down the city, starting with the cult that raided us and continuing the reign of terror until we research a ship that can cross over

ps the cult never raided us, it was only psyke

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Well I'm from Buenos Aires Projects and I say kill 'em both!

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
This is making me reinstall the only xcom game I have, enemy unknown.

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
Caught up to find out that we are now researching shields. Is this some BDSM thing? We've been stockpiling weapons the aliens have been killing us with. Research those and kill them back.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Yvershek posted:

Caught up to find out that we are now researching shields. Is this some BDSM thing? We've been stockpiling weapons the aliens have been killing us with. Research those and kill them back.

don't blame me pal, i'm merely the mechanism that transmutes votes to deaths requiescat in pace

***

alright i'm well lubricated time to decimatet hese alien scumbags

alright i'm lubed up enough I hosed yup the recording mildly, but WWN & Povs work together and break the shield of this yellow guy. They both land hits but Poverty Goat is a profoundly better sniper.
https://i.imgur.com/jx9xeis.gifv
snot puts an end to the matter
https://i.imgur.com/OcilcWD.gifv

Protag still sees a brainsucker. Better take some action to resolve that situation...
https://i.imgur.com/WbuN3X8.gifv
Right so protag is not a master sniper, but the immediate problem is solved. I'm concerned there are still multiple brainsuckers crawling around. Too bad there's some damage to the fancy power cores or w/e

nno sees movement and moves to regain contact
https://i.imgur.com/ZFyqBce.gifv

WWN moves up but fails to connect the shot.
https://i.imgur.com/VN6orlg.gifv

This is rapidly spiraling outta control. If the last alien drops were similar to this drop, then we're looking at about 2-3 more yellows and 3-4 more blues. Instead, chicken notices a worm in a totally different part of the map. if we let anything escape we're only loving ourselves here.


Fart realizes it's actually worse. Only one stun grenade. Gotta hope this will take them outta commission asap.
https://i.imgur.com/36im2n3.gifv
Well, hopefully these power cores are nonflammable. I didn't consider it until it was too late.

https://i.imgur.com/EZKphmj.gifv
like a fool I let fart take serious wounds. Even snot is injured now. We'll need to somehow hire new guys before the next mission. We already loaded into this one shorthanded.

S1 will try to cover the zone this worm and two blues came from. S2 will try to follow the fleeing blue. I have Fart stop, strip the shield off the sleeping yellow, and try to kill him. Not enough TUs.

Chickenheart notices the fleeing guy who is TOTALLY trying to escape.
https://i.imgur.com/WQREPhW.gifv
Well it was trying to escape until the stun gas blocked it's view of our heroic alien murder force

godDAMN I could use a cig rn. Whatever i'm trying to quit. Break2

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I haven't posted in awhile but I'm still reading every time there's new posts, thanks for keeping it going. We need faster healing, I want off the bench.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

SniperWoreConverse posted:

e: also protagonist is sort of shaping up to the protagonist of this playthru. it's weird

:mmmhmm: hashtag blessed


I was itching to go out on another mission, it'd been a while and someone had tied me for kills. I'm taking home that lifetime alien genocide achievement award so help me god. The rest of this outing may get lovely but somehow I just know I'll come out smelling like roses and fresh viscera.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
Some pretty grim poo poo IMO. I feel like we're behind in just about every sphere.

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.
drat I missed the physics vote. But we've gotta build another medical facility if we're going to keep raiding like this.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I haven't posted in awhile but I'm still reading every time there's new posts, thanks for keeping it going. We need faster healing, I want off the bench.

it's a process. We used the poo poo we robbed off the cult to pay for it but it will still take 4 more days to come online. That's only like 75 more missions the way things been going we'll be back in it np.

vortmax posted:

drat I missed the physics vote. But we've gotta build another medical facility if we're going to keep raiding like this.

I'm also going to put the most injured people on the backburner and transfer them to the other base. As everyone else comes out i'll trickle them back home. This will focus on getting people back into the action instead of slowly healing everyone over a period of like a year.

Because the game handles scientists weirdly I will have to make sure they get healed asap. You don't really have any ability to move them around like regular guys and I've had to reload games in the days of yore because they didn't arrive at the base correctly and there was no way to command them to come home.

As long as they have various paperclip lacerations, injured nerds'll just be floating around like ghosts who still take up living space and money.

The Cubelodyte posted:

Some pretty grim poo poo IMO. I feel like we're behind in just about every sphere.

disagree. If we hadn't pushed our agents so far we would be totally fine in ground combat. Bringing 12 guys can be as effective as 8 guys who are better equipped. Course that would be half our stock of dudes going out ever missn.

On the other hand in the first early missions I would only bring 6, until someone got hypermurdered. Who had the glass bones? Sammus. The mission sammus died was the one where I started bringing a lot more guys per mission because we were drastically outnumbered. So I guess you can notice there's a pattern here. We can't go around bringing 36 agents to every mission.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Right so Chicken & Protag catch up the the blue guy. This would be perfect for psi because we have line of sight but our aim is not that great and we don't have anything that can pierce shields easily, except for stun gas. But that guy just strolled through so maybe they're developing some kind of resistance. Also there's not going to be a reliable way to get the gas down to him, take a look at what I mean:
https://i.imgur.com/uATpOyK.gifv
the topology is a bit more complex than a regular screenshot might show.

On the flipside, snot is able to run around the inferno and recover the brainsucker pods before they hatch.

There's still one loaded in the brainsucker launcher itself, but as long as that guy doesn't wake up and fire it it won't be able to get out.

I have Fart kill the sleeping yellow guy. A grenade could take out the whole drat squad at this point. Not worth the risk.

https://i.imgur.com/UDKpk4C.gifv
It wasn't a worry anyway.



https://i.imgur.com/hjpkURr.gifv
Well great fuckin work guys. If the car runs out of gas I dunno if it'll blow up or what. It turns out that motorcycle belongs to Nutrivend too. They've gone full hostile (last incursion damaged a farm) but I don't think it'll matter.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Turns out if you FF your craft will just find themselves home.

What's next?

Choose an Investigation:
1) Babylon Apartments:

Owner: Sensovision. Function: Apartments.
South, past where we just raided the cult

2) Ptolemy Apartments:

Owner: Sensovision. Function: Apartments.
Northwest, near our second base.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Babylon was founded millennia before Ptolemy was ever born. (2) Alas, Babylon.

Dong Quixote
Oct 3, 2015

Fun Shoe

poisonpill posted:

Babylon was founded millennia before Ptolemy was ever born. (2) Alas, Babylon.

Can't argue with that.

Voting this

PenguinSalsa
Nov 10, 2009

poisonpill posted:

Babylon was founded millennia before Ptolemy was ever born. (2) Alas, Babylon.

Thirding this

VikingofRock
Aug 24, 2008




poisonpill posted:

Babylon was founded millennia before Ptolemy was ever born. (2) Alas, Babylon.

Sounds legit to me.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Standing afar off for the fear of her torment, saying, Alas, alas that great city Babylon, that mighty city! for in one hour is thy judgment come.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTtwltXJU9Y

S1: Who What Now, ChickenHeart, The Kingfish
S2: poverty goat, SavageGentleman, Cantorsdust
S3: The Protagonist, the littlest prince, guns for tits

https://i.imgur.com/Wral6Tn.gifv
The fruit you longed for is gone from you. All your luxury and splendor have vanished, never to be recovered.

https://i.imgur.com/2nysAyV.gifv
Woe! Woe to you, great city, dressed in fine linen, purple and scarlet, and glittering with gold, precious stones and pearls! In one hour such great wealth has been brought to ruin!

https://i.imgur.com/6VMmTTr.gifv
When they see the smoke of her burning, they will exclaim, ‘Was there ever a city like this great city?’ They will throw dust on their heads, and with weeping and mourning cry out!

https://i.imgur.com/OZ4zeyl.gifv
Woe! Woe to you, great city, where all who had ships on the sea became rich through her wealth! In one hour she has been brought to ruin!

https://i.imgur.com/1pY565N.gifv
Then a mighty angel picked up a boulder the size of a large millstone and threw it into the sea, and said:
With such violence the great city of Babylon will be thrown down, never to be found again.


https://i.imgur.com/Uze7qHw.gifv

SniperWoreConverse fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Jan 22, 2018

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


I may be stuck in the emergency ward for a long rear end time, but at least we can say we destroyed Babylon.

oh gently caress these painkillers are starting to wear off

SavageGentleman
Feb 28, 2010

When she finds love may it always stay true.
This I beg for the second wish I made too.

Fallen Rib
Yaaay, I'm promoted! That means, if I'm still alive - did we lose someone or are the -12 casualty points civilians?

Sammus
Nov 30, 2005

SniperWoreConverse posted:

disagree. If we hadn't pushed our agents so far we would be totally fine in ground combat. Bringing 12 guys can be as effective as 8 guys who are better equipped. Course that would be half our stock of dudes going out ever missn.

On the other hand in the first early missions I would only bring 6, until someone got hypermurdered. Who had the glass bones? Sammus. The mission sammus died was the one where I started bringing a lot more guys per mission because we were drastically outnumbered. So I guess you can notice there's a pattern here. We can't go around bringing 36 agents to every mission.


I feel like you're trying to say I was the glue that held the team together, and after I died everything started to go to poo poo.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
I saw heaven standing open and there before me was a white horse, whose rider is called Faithful and True. With justice he judges and wages war.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g0Ap9XNy2Y
https://i.imgur.com/YMGLnff.gifv
S1: poverty goat, Who What Now, The Protagonist, the littlest prince
S2: SavageGentleman, Cantorsdust, nnnotime, Akratic Method

His eyes are like blazing fire, and on his head are many crowns. He has a name written on him that no one knows but he himself.

https://i.imgur.com/kxZvhzu.gifv
He is dressed in a robe dipped in blood, and his name is the Word of God.

https://i.imgur.com/gyPhinr.gifv
The armies of heaven were following him, riding on white horses and dressed in fine linen, white and clean.

https://i.imgur.com/Ku2IPfJ.gifv
Coming out of his mouth is a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations.

https://i.imgur.com/g8gBF2Z.gifv
He will rule them with an iron scepter.

https://i.imgur.com/hoVO1CQ.gifv
He treads the winepress of the fury of the wrath of God Almighty.

Alright enough of the jebus crap. Pretty pissed WWN got ambushed like that. Disruptor beams straight up the rear end.

https://i.imgur.com/oYovsPd.gifv
Akratic Method botches the throw. Used to work/live at some gov'mt slums. Didn't check up on where anyone else got hired from.
Eugh, this is going south pretty bad.
https://i.imgur.com/CWEAKe2.gifv
https://i.imgur.com/U7JBZlq.gifv


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       /' _.--.<
         /'     `'                  "I saw an ad for burial plots, 
       /' _.---.____               and thought to myself: this is the 
       \.'   ___, .-'`                          /   last thing I need."
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Memorial|      .-'~~~`-.    .-'~~~`-.    .-'~~" "'\   .-'~~~`-.            '\
Landfill|    .' R  I  P `..' R  I  P `..' R  I  P `..' R  I  P `. ____.---._ '\
        |    |   Free    ||  Resting  ||Brazillian-|| Honky Dong,'-.  `___  './
        |    |  Hubcaps  || B1tchface || peanutwar ||  Country  |   //    '\
        |    |FELL  700FT||BRAINSUCKED||BRAINSUCKED||BRAINSUCKED|.-,        '\
         \ \\|  0 Kills  ||  1 Kill   ||  0 Kills  || 16 Kills  |             |
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|  Away all || Yvershek  || Harveygod ||  Sammus   ||  Jawdins  || a hole-y  ||
|   Goats   ||           ||           ||           ||           ||   ghost   ||
| BLOWN UP  || BLOWN UP  || VAPORIZED || VAPORIZED || BLED OUT  || VAPORIZED ||
|  4 Kills  ||  9 Kills  || 10 Kills  || 10 Kills  ||  6 Kills  ||16 Projects/
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/' _.---.____ |           ||   Sheep   ||   House   ||   Saxon   ||           |
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SavageGentleman posted:

Yaaay, I'm promoted! That means, if I'm still alive - did we lose someone or are the -12 casualty points civilians?

I think dead civvies only means the owner / gov will be pissed. The death was ChickenHeart, one of our oldest and bravest agents. Just the clips can be p confusing because they tend to stutter and act weird till they fully load

Sammus posted:

I feel like you're trying to say I was the glue that held the team together, and after I died everything started to go to poo poo.

It was the mission where you died that it actually started getting a little difficult. Before then the deaths were mostly stupid bullshit like accidentally jumping off the roof with free hubcaps. It's still stupid like leaving WWN wide open just now, but it's not the same. We were doing pretty good because of how weak the aliens were. Now they got pube cannons...

Molothecat
Jul 25, 2007

Wrath, hate, pain, and death!

what's up. Why have I been benched for so long? I'm a killing MACHINE.

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poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Can you sub me in for one mission? Just one tho, I don’t want to die

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