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exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/SenateMajLdr/status/954157499539705858

what the gently caress

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Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

right now american troops on the ground in syria are possibly trading fire with turkey or their proxies, the government is poised to shutdown in an attempt not to get hundreds of thousands of young people deported, and the epa has announced that dumping coal ash into waterways carries no penalties, so i don't find edits of the mccoy brothers hateful dreck particularly amusing

Always look on the bright side of death.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
the federal government is no more. commence with the violent cannibal anarchy

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




GhostofJohnMuir posted:

the federal government is no more. commence with the violent cannibal anarchy

Canada is going to steal Minnesota and Vermont while you guys arent looking.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Furnaceface posted:

Canada is going to steal Minnesota and Vermont while you guys arent looking.

i've been to both and you can keep them

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




GhostofJohnMuir posted:

i've been to both and you can keep them

Is it possible to steal southern California too? You guys can keep the northern half, Ive been there and it sucks.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
our temperate climate would melt your snow flesh

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




GhostofJohnMuir posted:

our temperate climate would melt your snow flesh

Like 80% of our boomers spend the winter in California, Florida or Hawaii. Weve built up a tolerance, albeit not one that lasts a full year.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Furnaceface posted:

Like 80% of our boomers spend the winter in California, Florida or Hawaii. Weve built up a tolerance, albeit not one that lasts a full year.

Arizona as well. After 2008 when real estate tanked more than most other spots in the US, a whole bunch of Alberta oil people came in and started buying up properties.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
i still refuse to believe that the latest fad among the youth is eating loving soap

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
In 1971, when Lt. William Calley Jr., who had led his platoon in the massacre of hundreds of unarmed civilians, including women, children and the elderly in the Vietnamese village of My Lai, was found guilty of premeditated murder and sentenced to life in prison, public outrage erupted across the country. Thousands of telegrams advocating clemency were sent to the White House, mass protests were held nationwide, a popular folk song was written and Georgia’s governor, Jimmy Carter, instituted American Fighting Man’s Day in solidarity with the convicted war criminal.

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


GhostofJohnMuir posted:

i still refuse to believe that the latest fad among the youth is eating loving soap

Detergent!

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

yeah and how about those rainbow parties right

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
wow, trump's already 1/8th of the way through his presidency

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

exmarx posted:

wow, trump's already 1/8th of the way through his presidency

Truly, a glorious time for all.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

exmarx posted:

wow, trump's already 1/8th of the way through his presidency

did you see that the only reason that theres a shutdown is because of how racist kelly is that he turned down the democrats offering to cut legal immigration, more money for defense, and trumps loving wall

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Raskolnikov38 posted:

did you see that the only reason that theres a shutdown is because of how racist kelly is that he turned down the democrats offering to cut legal immigration, more money for defense, and trumps loving wall

In other words, Grand Bargain 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
Oh, y'all 'meris have a shutdown again?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
yeah and its all because the president's chief of staff is loving enraged he wasn't able to deport children that know no other country than america during his brief term as head of DHS

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


Randler posted:

Oh, y'all 'meris have a shutdown again?

yeah though like half the government departments are even functioning as it is

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
not at all the same thing, but it was really peaceful not having a government for a month post-election

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Raskolnikov38 posted:

yeah and its all because the president's chief of staff is loving enraged he wasn't able to deport children that know no other country than america during his brief term as head of DHS

just in time for introduction of dark ages mechanic in civ 6

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




exmarx posted:

not at all the same thing, but it was really peaceful not having a government for a month post-election

Im assuming this is about your right wing party (parties?) freaking out over your PM daring to have a child?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




http://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/arizona-news/app-concept-records-sexual-consent-in-legally-binding-agreement ahahahahahAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Furnaceface posted:

Im assuming this is about your right wing party (parties?) freaking out over your PM daring to have a child?

No, it was Winston Peters pulling a 'The Decision' between the National and Labour parties in terms of forming a coalition with.

o jerusalem
Jan 21, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
nuts

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
henlo

https://twitter.com/DamienKempf/status/954414509040570370

o jerusalem
Jan 21, 2018

by FactsAreUseless


vanya

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

hallelujah

o jerusalem
Jan 21, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
my plan this time is to lay low, keep all violent thoughts to myself, speak only of pleasant things, and be loving and kind to everyone, so that when i inevitably get banned a hideous insatiable conqueror religion of blood and thorns will rise from my innocent tomb

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

o jerusalem
Jan 21, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
i expect this plan to fail, and in fact... i welcome it

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

o jerusalem posted:

my plan this time is to lay low, keep all violent thoughts to myself, speak only of pleasant things, and be loving and kind to everyone, so that when i inevitably get banned a hideous insatiable conqueror religion of blood and thorns will rise from my innocent tomb

is this conqueror like incubus or jagganoth

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

o jerusalem posted:

my plan this time is to lay low, keep all violent thoughts to myself, speak only of pleasant things, and be loving and kind to everyone, so that when i inevitably get banned a hideous insatiable conqueror religion of blood and thorns will rise from my innocent tomb

they had granted you amnesty for a while after you apologized and then you posted more murdery things about the piece of poo poo in the white house

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/dogboner/status/954944677496664064

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
seeing how democracy has failed us, i declare myself dictator for life. my strong and firm hand will guide the people better than they can guide themselves


the first order of business, start building giant statues of me

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I'm gonna smoke a bowl instead.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_Y88N1_INY

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GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Volkerball posted:

I'm gonna smoke a bowl instead.

when my secret police take you in i'll make sure they shoot you with a gun you personally made to heighten the irony

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