NFL NFCCG GDT: Grease the poles!

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AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

That would have been great if the actual eagle divebombed the crowd and tried to lacerate drunken Philadelphians

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:38

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 09:31

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

if only buck said shutdown

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:38

Johnny Bravo: Jan 19, 2011

they should shut down the national anthem since the government is shut down

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:38

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
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and you are
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That's almost unfair they got a trained bald eagle to fly in like that.

Like if Minnesota hosted, would they let an actual viking storm the field & lop off somebody's head with an axe?

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:38

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Also y'all dudes bandwagoning on the vikes don't work with vikes fans.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:38

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

i would have liked to have seen this game with a healthy dalvin cook and wentz

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:38

BUG JUG: Feb 17, 2005

great anthem, good job CPO.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:38

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

National Anthem eagle for mvp

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:38

Shindragon: Jun 6, 2011; by Athanatos

Manoueverable posted:

Ban all Pats fans who post in this thread

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:38

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

i'm playing white knight here but you gotta understand that most of the trash philly people don't actually live in philly

actual philly owns real hard and the people are generally very cool and nice

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:38

Mikemo Tyson: Apr 30, 2008

axeil posted:

Well folks here it is.

I hope everyone enjoys the game and has a good time. I'll be happy either way, we won a playoff game for the first time in almost a decade.

Go Eagles!

A good message. Also if the Vikings win I wish them the best of luck in crushing the Patriots.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:38

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

I baked a celebratory cake for a win that also doubles as a consolatory cake for a loss

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:38

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

I'm loving the plug for the AFN and the troops being able to watch it when it's been turned off due to the government shutdown.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:38

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

the eagle is trump

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:38

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Go the Eagles

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:38

Sotar: Dec 1, 2009

Zyla posted:

im thinking i should root for the vikings!!!

but eagles are kinda neat

Just hope for no injuries. Either Vikings or Eagles are our last hope.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:38

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Go Eagles but whoever wins this please, for the love of god, murder the Pats.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:39

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Android Apocalypse posted:

That's almost unfair they got a trained bald eagle to fly in like that.

Like if Minnesota hosted, would they let an actual viking storm the field & lop off somebody's head with an axe?

only if it's tom brady's head

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:39

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

DC Murderverse posted:

that was a good bird

also i'm pretty sure the AFN is shutdown

lol it�s not

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:39

razorscooter: Nov 5, 2008

Zyla posted:

how can a hair plug kill u

the guy like, accidentally pokes it into your brain or something

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:39

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

quadruple cuck posted:

the eagle is trump

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:39

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

but really lol if you think the crisco is gonna stop people from climbing the poles

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:39

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Sotar posted:

Just hope for no injuries. Either Vikings or Eagles are our last hope.

There is no hope, there is only misery and Bama/Patriots championships.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:39

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Chinatown posted:

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:39

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Go Vikings. I'm sorry Eagles and Eagles fans, but I don't think you can beat the Pats.

Go Vikings!

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:39

BUG JUG: Feb 17, 2005

vikings will choke this game away, just fyi fellow vikings fans.

or it will be 41-0 pt. II

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:39

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

quadruple cuck posted:

but really lol if you think the crisco is gonna stop people from climbing the poles

Lubricating poles usually helps with climbing on them tbh

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:40

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

windshipper posted:

Go Vikings. I'm sorry Eagles and Eagles fans, but I don't think you can beat the Pats.

Go Vikings!

a repeat of 2004/2005 would be incredibly depressing

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:40

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

wyoak posted:

It�s a pretty cheap way to keep people from killing themselves

yeah in philly the state prefers more expensive ways of murdering their citizens

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:40

Spring Break My Heart: Feb 15, 2012

Pops Mgee posted:

If the Jags couldn't beat the Pats theres no way either of these teams can.
There is no god
go meteor.

the vikings are a better team than the jags and would be playing at home

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:40

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Intruder posted:

Lubricating poles usually helps with climbing on them tbh

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:40

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

BUG JUG posted:

vikings will choke this game away, just fyi fellow vikings fans.

or it will be 41-0 pt. II

It'll end on a missed kick, there is no other way.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:40

Vintimus Prime: Apr 24, 2008; DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

Dangerllama posted:

First season watching football?

Nope. Just the yearly reminder looks like

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:40

incompetent: Jun 4, 2013

Chinatown posted:

eagles lose

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:40

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

quadruple cuck posted:

but really lol if you think the crisco is gonna stop people from climbing the poles

Helps guys do it pretty frequently in the bedroom all the time

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:40

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

TotalHell posted:

lol it�s not

what was all that about ARE TROOPS not being able to watch the games today because of the shutdown?

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:40

Mikemo Tyson: Apr 30, 2008

quadruple cuck posted:

but really lol if you think the crisco is gonna stop people from climbing the poles

drat right, we train for that poo poo.
http://www.italianmarketfestival.com/grease-pole.html

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:40

Ghost of Reagan Past: Oct 7, 2003; rock and roll fun

Case owns, hail Satan, go Vikings.

Foles owns too but I was at UH when Case was there :shrug:

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:40

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

BUG JUG posted:

vikings will choke this game away, just fyi fellow vikings fans.

or it will be 41-0 pt. II

1987
1998
2001
2009

vs all those losses with :mcnabb:

pick your poison

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:40

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 09:31

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

quadruple cuck posted:

a repeat of 2004/2005 would be incredibly depressing

With the Pats rolling over the Eagles for the Lombardi?

Agreed. Don't let it happen again.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:40

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