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420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

Madcosby posted:

Black Widow

i mean

Red Sparrow

I honestly thought it was until it said Red Sparrow

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razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


sky please do not show me belicheck in short sleeves

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given

CapnAndy posted:

I dunno it's the Fox guy going "hey siri read the NFL scores" that pissed me off

How angry did it make you?

CherryCola
Apr 15, 2002

'ahtaj alshifa
so is minnesota hosed then?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

VJeff posted:

Holy poo poo, do those commercials actually activate your Alexa or Siri or whatever.

advertising Oroboros

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

SourKraut posted:

However if it's Eagles-Pats just imagine how great/hilarious it would be for Nick Foles to lead a team to a SB victory over Tom Brady of all people. It might literally crater New England.

he might get a statue outside Arizona stadium

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


razorscooter posted:

sky please do not show me belicheck in short sleeves

They keep wondering if he has pants on.

DrunkPanda
Apr 24, 2005
I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft

I can't decide who I dislike more, Joe Buck or Troy Aikman

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

I'm loving the safety blitzes that Schwartz has dialed up this year

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Chinatown posted:

Steve Jobs brought back Apple from the brink of bankrupcy.


Steve Jobs is dead.


Investors will eventually understand this.

I can't wait until I no longer see emails that contain "sent from my iPhone."

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

DrunkPanda posted:

I can't decide who I dislike more, Joe Buck or Troy Aikman

you dont have to pick

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?

Chinatown posted:

yo did I see a Death Wish reboot commercial?


lol

you did, yes. they got Bruce Willis to be Charles Bronson

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

I'm loving the safety blitzes that Schwartz has dialed up this year

I'm going to be sad to see him leave

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

CapnAndy posted:

I dunno it's the Fox guy going "hey siri read the NFL scores" that pissed me off

To be fair that's on you for owning a lovely phone

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
that iggy fan looked about 50 years younger than john johnson

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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PASS THE MASH posted:

They keep wondering if he has pants on.

Why would Bill need to wear pants? Was the Queen invited to the press conference?

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
lol if you havent put electrical tape over the front camera lens and filled the voice receiver with wax

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

DrunkPanda posted:

I can't decide who I dislike more, Joe Buck or Troy Aikman

The drop in quality from Nantz/Romo is like the loving Grand Canyon

Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008
Aikman is worse than Buck, who is also very bad and dumb. You’re welcome

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

CherryCola posted:

so is minnesota hosed then?

Theyre done. They dont have the weapons.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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DrunkPanda posted:

I can't decide who I dislike more, Joe Buck or Troy Aikman

yes

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Chinatown posted:

Steve Jobs brought back Apple from the brink of bankrupcy.


Steve Jobs is dead.


Investors will eventually understand this.

Apple's dragon hoard of cash is almost unbelievable.

Petey
Nov 26, 2005

For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?
my goodness capnandy as i live and breathe

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Madcosby posted:

lol if you havent put electrical tape over the front camera lens and filled the voice receiver with wax

I keep my Google Alexus Mini in the freezer to be totally safe.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



holy poo poo

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given

shirts and skins posted:

The drop in quality from Nantz/Romo is like the loving Grand Canyon

Jim Nantz is loving horrible imo

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Make the 99 year olds play each other.

oldgoatmon
Jul 4, 2004

Ohhh Bitch, You Got Jacked Bitch
I wont call this game over until someone is up at least 22 points

also joe buck is worse

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Yes investors hate 50% profit margins.

DrunkPanda
Apr 24, 2005
I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft

That was a really nice pump fake from Foles. I totally thought he threw the ball the first time

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Chinatown posted:

you dont have to pick

Chinatown where is the plane?

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
I can't get into this game at all; either of these teams will just get hatefucked in two weeks by the goddamn Patriots anyway. It doesn't matter.

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

Mega64 posted:

Make the 99 year olds play each other.

Hell, i'd watch it

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
For minnesota to win they needed a lead. Theyre not a team that is going to make a big comeback on the road. This is over.

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


Argus Zant posted:

you did, yes. they got Bruce Willis to be Charles Bronson

I like Bruce Willis but this is a loving travesty. Charles Bronson is unfuckwithable. Also you know they’re gonna go soft on the beginning of the movie, which is the entire reason he snaps and still pretty loving gruesome.

The only way I’ll be ok with this remake is if they get Jeff Goldblum to play the rapist again.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

I wish Blount had sent Sendejo back to the concussion protocal

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

surf rock posted:

I can't get into this game at all; either of these teams will just get hatefucked in two weeks by the goddamn Patriots anyway. It doesn't matter.

Either of these teams can beat the Patriots. The Eagles will do so handily.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Every foles throw looks like he is using his last ounce of strength on this earth to throw it as far as possible.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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SourKraut posted:

However if it's Eagles-Pats just imagine how great/hilarious it would be for Nick Foles to lead a team to a SB victory over Tom Brady of all people. It might literally crater New England.

Combined, both Nick Foles and Tom Brady have five Super Bowl rings, so it's possible.

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BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



foles getting murdered

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