NFL NFCCG GDT: Grease the poles!

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Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I am so happy we won�t have to deal with Home Team Super Bowl bullshit.

that would have been rad

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:13

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 12:29

sponges: Sep 15, 2011

Bip Roberts posted:

I do hope the weather is real lovely in Minneapolis for the super bowl but that's independent of the teams playing.

The gently caress does that matter it�s s dome

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:13

MatildaTheHun: Aug 31, 2011; here's the thing donovan, I'm always hungry

Yodzilla posted:

This but it was with 12:30 in the third quarter

i mean we're at like "the players visibly don't care anymore" type over not "statistically very unlikely" over

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:13

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

AndwhatIseeisme posted:

If Eagles fans start pelting batteries at Brady in the Super Bowl, will that make up for the whole Santa thing?

Only if you get him in the eyes.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:13

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Philly time to start worrying about injuries send in the scrubs

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:14

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

What's the fastest any team has scored 31 points?

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:14

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Oh my god there are still 11 minutes left :stare:

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:14

Marketing New Brain: Apr 26, 2008

gently caress it, go deep Foles

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:14

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I mean on the one hand "Eagles vs. Patriots in the Super Bowl" was everyone's most likely outcome for a great deal of the season

but on the other, Nick fuckin' Foles wheeeeeeeeeee

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:14

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

AndwhatIseeisme posted:

If Eagles fans start pelting batteries at Brady in the Super Bowl, will that make up for the whole Santa thing?

No.

Dildos, on the other hand...

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:14

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I am so happy we won�t have to deal with Home Team Super Bowl bullshit.

jerome bettis, but an entire team

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:14

oldgoatmon: Jul 4, 2004; Ohhh Bitch, You Got Jacked Bitch

PupsOfWar posted:

pretty jazzed for the storm of "carson wentz is a system quarterback" takes that will result if philly somehow wins a superbowl with nick foals

if mccarron was worth a 2nd and change and bradford was a first and a fourth hes gonna be shipped out to the highest bidder and get a chance to play for a starting qb contract

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:14

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

AndwhatIseeisme posted:

If Eagles fans start pelting batteries at Brady in the Super Bowl, will that make up for the whole Santa thing?

It will only make him stronger.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:15

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

sponges posted:

The gently caress does that matter it�s s dome

Bunch of rich dudes stick around town for the week.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:15

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

SirPablo posted:

What's the fastest any team has scored 31 points?

Pats scored 35 points in a single quarter once.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:15

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

SirPablo posted:

What's the fastest any team has scored 31 points?

Uh, a handful of teams have scored 5 TD's in a quarter

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:15

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

SirPablo posted:

What's the fastest any team has scored 31 points?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZovyBO3zog

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:15

Calvin Johnson Jr.: Dec 8, 2009

Having that diggs catch sullied by being destroyed by nick foles...only to have nick foles get destroyed by tom brady in your home stadium...

nick foles better be the loving mvp in 2 weeks

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:15

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

The Lions scored 34 in a quarter.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:15

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Petey posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZovyBO3zog

eat a dick peet

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:15

Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

I was kind of rooting against the Eagles even though I tend to like them, cause we'll all be sick of them in a few years

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:16

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

REIGN OF THE DOG-MEN

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:16

Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

If the entire Eagles team passed out I'm not sure the Vikings could score enough to win this.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:16

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Elephanthead posted:

The Lions scored 34 in a quarter.

donald j trump is president of the united states of america

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:16

GaussianCopula: Jun 5, 2011; Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

Petey posted:

eagles fans currently chanting "we want brady"

Why do people do this?

It's like splitting up in a horror movie - it always ends very badly.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:16

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Well, we're getting #1 NFC vs #1 AFC.

Did not honestly see that coming when the playoffs started.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:16

PupsOfWar: Dec 6, 2013

we scored 45 in a quarter in high school once

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:16

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Ready player one lmao

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:16

Marketing New Brain: Apr 26, 2008

AndwhatIseeisme posted:

If Eagles fans start pelting batteries at Brady in the Super Bowl, will that make up for the whole Santa thing?

No, used HGH needles and rotten avocados or don�t bother

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:16

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

There are people who read Ready Player One and went �this is good. I like this.�

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:16

Good soup!: Nov 2, 2010

Ready player one is so poorly written it's just fuckin embarrassing

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:17

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Silly Burrito posted:

Well, we're getting #1 NFC vs #1 AFC.

Did not honestly see that coming when the playoffs started.

Same, was expecting Steelers vs Saints

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:17

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

that player one movie looks real bad

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:17

sponges: Sep 15, 2011

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Pats scored 35 points in a single quarter once.

Your team cheats. It�s a huge asterisk on their success.

No one cares

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:17

Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

Having that diggs catch sullied by being destroyed by nick foles...only to have nick foles get destroyed by tom brady in your home stadium...

nick foles better be the loving mvp in 2 weeks

Theres a lot of potential MVPs. Im thinking Jeffery or Agholor. Maybe Ajayi. Depends on who gashes them the worst

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:17

Finger Prince: Jan 5, 2007

Troy Aikman sounds like one of the voice actors from Skyrim. Some might call this junk, me, I call them treasure. Seriously.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:17

Spring Break My Heart: Feb 15, 2012

i havent read ready player one

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:18

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.