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Krankenstyle posted:hey yall owl posters, theres a bird thread id like yall to post in as well Owl be right there!
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Krankenstyle posted:hey yall owl posters, theres a bird thread id like yall to post in as well No bird gifs? Hard pass.
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Who What Now posted:No bird gifs? Hard pass. bird gifs are ok, as would become clear if you literally read the entire thread
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Why would I read an entire thread without bird gifs?
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Who What Now posted:Why would I read an entire thread without bird gifs? Sitting outside reading forums from phone on park bench while simultaneously looking at the reflection of a bird in the screen, never have to avert my gaze
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Jan 21, 2018 20:46
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Or "shut the phuck off", my new favorite retort.
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Standard Petroleum Oil Co.
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Who What Now posted:No bird gifs? Hard pass. 
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What do you do for a living? Oh I work for the city, it's a fun job, there's different stuff to do every day! Why, just today, I spent several hours greasing poles in public. https://twitter.com/Fox9Sports/status/955069655479128064
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So, I'm guessing Philly is expecting a bumper crop of rats and flies in a couple of months?
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Gorilla Salad posted:So, I'm guessing Philly is expecting a bumper crop of rats and flies in a couple of months? They are already infested with Eagles fans.
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Picnic Princess posted:When I was a kid I was dive bombed by a great horned owl from behind. They really are silent. Scared the absolute gently caress out of me because they're big birds. A few months ago I was out riding my bike after sunset and an owl decided that my bike light illuminating the long straight path ahead of me was interesting and decided to swoop down beside me and fly in front of me three times down that stretch. It'd swoop down when I went by, fly ahead of me and perch in a tree and wait for me to catch up. It was the coolest poo poo I've ever seen while out riding. It was also absolutely silent.
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Memento posted:What do you do for a living? https://twitter.com/dhm/status/9552...er%3D12%23pti20
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Krankenstyle posted:this is snek Close! This is the offspring of a snek and a cat, known as a "catsnek" or "ferret."
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Tumble posted:any dog that gets carried away by a bird isn't a dog worth having anyways This is how we ended up with a nation infested with pitbulls
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Milo and POTUS posted:This is how we ended up with a nation infested with pitbulls we brought those in to solve the infestation of snake-eating gorillas, though.
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Nothing is foolproof against a sufficiently-drunk fool.
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Jerry Cotton posted:The US wanted to bomb Japan with incendiary bats (because they'd hide under the eaves and burn down all the houses when they lit up) and the first test was such a huge success they decided to not do a second test. I.e. the bats all flew into the nearby hangar and it burned down. This didn't happen actually but it really should have. In truth they worked very well and on the designated mock village were judged to be even more effective than conventional incendiary bombing.
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Possibly they realised that just dropping bombs from planes worked perfectly well to kill fuckloads of Japanese people and burn down cities. Tokyo being made almost entirely of wood at the time and all.
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Late to the bird chat but I work in a large building with a lot of open space and a lot of glass and a lot of stupid pigeons. They frequently fly into the windows and leave Wiley Coyote-esque impressions of themselves on the glass. So now some goon is going around sticking googly eyes on the splats.  (It's me I'm the goon. I'm a middle-aged man and I'm sticking googly eyes on things.)
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Milo and POTUS posted:This is how we ended up with a nation infested with pitbulls
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Fantastic. 
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mind the walrus posted:No, no there's just the one. He's also Mr. Worldwide so it can seem like there's more. Mr pitbull is a saint
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Milo and POTUS posted:Mr pitbull is a saint ?????????????????????? 
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The gently caress is this?
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VanSandman posted:The gently caress is this?
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Thanks 9gag.
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Inescapable Duck posted:Possibly they realised that just dropping bombs from planes worked perfectly well to kill fuckloads of Japanese people and burn down cities. Tokyo being made almost entirely of wood at the time and all. One of the benefits of the bat bombs was that the bombs on the bats were on timers. So a plane would fly over, drop a bat bomb, and nothing would happen. Everyone would assume it was a spotter or recon plane. Then, that night, fires would inexplicably erupt all over the city.
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but if he truly believes what his mother is telling him, then logically he should not believe his mother in the first place due to her long hair implying that she speaks falsehoods. he has opened himself to a paradox and fallen straight into it, and is incapable of recognising it. the child is truly a fool, unfit for the world
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How long until Philly starts unironically wrapping all the poles in barbed wire?
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This billboard I saw a few years ago is all I can think of when this subject comes up
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Data Graham posted:This billboard I saw a few years ago is all I can think of when this subject comes up Goddamnit, I hate being reminded that anything touched by a child under 14 or a man over 40 is undoubtedly covered in their feces. And it's probably wishful thinking that the remaining young(er) men and women are any better.
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Data Graham posted:This billboard I saw a few years ago is all I can think of when this subject comes up Jerry Blyat.
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Data Graham posted:This billboard I saw a few years ago is all I can think of when this subject comes up Why did this need to be a thing?  chitoryu12 posted:How long until Philly starts unironically wrapping all the poles in barbed wire? I thought the aim was to make it harder to climb poles, not make it easier! 
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Why don't they specify what after 'When you do...'? Is that a Philly thing? Also what is a Geator or a Heator? Are those also Philly things?
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dumb. posted:Why don't they specify what after 'When you do...'? Is that a Philly thing? People don't think it be like it is.... (I am also genuinely curious)
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