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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Rip Paul Bocuse, mais bon à 91 ans, il commençait à sucrer les fraises.

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Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Kurtofan posted:

Rip Paul Bocuse, mais bon à 91 ans, il commençait à sucrer les fraises.
Parkinson quand tu es dans le monde la cuisine, ça n'aide pas non plus.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Oh merde, il avait Parkinson? Je savais pas, oups.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
At first I was like



but now it's more like

https://i.imgur.com/n5fUelJ.mp4

It's today's feel good story for intl hug day.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Kurtofan posted:

Rip Paul Bocuse, mais bon à 91 ans, il commençait à sucrer les fraises.

Bocuse managed to get a working ménage à quatre going on, living with three women simultaneously for over 40 years. Bravo l'artiste.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Cat Mattress posted:

Bocuse managed to get a working ménage à quatre going on, living with three women simultaneously for over 40 years. Bravo l'artiste.

my hero

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/AP_Politics/status/955072406728486913

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Indeed. How dare he insult the protectorates of France.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

suck my woke dick posted:

Indeed. How dare he insult the protectorates of France.

Yeah, c'est le droit du Jupiter!

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

suck my woke dick posted:

Indeed. How dare he insult the protectorates of France.
He is more afraid someone could start asking "wait if they are shitholes, what are the reasons they became shitholes?"

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
It's dumb to focus on shitholes when the problem is shitheads

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Et la pirogue elle ramène du comorien lol

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
https://twitter.com/florence_parly/status/955520050433323008
https://twitter.com/florence_parly/status/955520618073673728

:shepface:

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
That’s a little much....

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

unpacked robinhood posted:

Et la pirogue elle ramène du comorien lol

tiens j'avais oublié ça lol

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
le service militaire à Tombouctou, ça pourrait être folklo'

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル

Definitely not sounding like a powermad dictator.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh2lwyYy-7E

Service national, baccalauréat garanti (mais pas une place à l'université, MDR tu crois quoi?)

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Quand la députée LREM Claire O'Petit voulait intégrer une liste FN

quote:

Claire O'Petit voulait intégrer la liste de Nicolas Bay (vice-président du parti d'extrême droite.) pour les élections régionales, "à une place éligible". Entre ce déjeuner et octobre 2015, avant la fin du dépôt des listes pour les élections régionales, Claire O'Petit relance plusieurs fois, par SMS, Nicolas Bay sur ce sujet, selon plusieurs sources au FN. Sans succès.

"L'Obs" a pu consulter les SMS dans lesquels Claire O'Petit demande avec insistance à voir Nicolas Bay et s'inquiète de savoir s'il y a "un problème la concernant".



I remember that dumb fat cow from somwhere could it b-

quote:

APL: la députée LREM Claire O'Petit demande aux jeunes d'arrêter de "pleurer pour 5 euros"

La pensée complexe grosse conne

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
She's named COP, you should expect a pig.

lost in postation
Aug 14, 2009

How even are you too much of a no-hoper for the goddamn FN? Like, how low do you have to sink for frontistes to go "actually, mate, you'd make us look bad"

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Poor people with no self respect fighting for a chance to purchase gross industrial slurry

quote:

Dans le Nord, le Pas-de-Calais, mais aussi le Rhône, la Loire ou le sud de la France, des témoins ont assisté stupéfaits à des rixes, des vols et des insultes, déclenchant parfois l'intervention de la gendarmerie, tandis que les étals se vidaient en quelques minutes.

Le quotidien "le Progrès" est le premier média à avoir rapporté ces scènes invraisemblables survenues dans la matinée. Une cliente de l'Intermarché de Rive-de-Gier (Loire) témoigne auprès du journal local :
"Ils se sont acharnés comme des animaux. Une femme s’est fait tirer les cheveux, une dame âgée a pris un carton sur la tête, une autre avait la main en sang. C’était horrible."

https://twitter.com/kennyLebon/status/956481551621066753

Eat da poopoo you pathetic fucks. This is black friday levels of sad

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Yes, the fact it happened simultaneously in various departments over the same 71% promotion on some food should really worry some people in charge. I get a that weird irish potatoes store attack/famine riot feel from it but that's probably because i do not particularly like nutella. Did they add some addictive product to it recently for creating that kind of events?

Toplowtech fucked around with this message at 21:01 on Jan 26, 2018

Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


No, Nutella has always contained high quantities of addictive substances such as sugar and fat

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.

Toplowtech posted:

Did they add some addictive product to it recently for creating that kind of events?

The addictive product is poverty :ssh:

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Nutella was invented as "poor people's chocolate" (seriously, the entire story behind Nutella is "chocolate is expensive and rationed, hazelnuts are cheap, how can we make cheap chocolate out of nuts?"). They've changed the recipe over the years to add palm oil, sugar, more palm oil, skimmed milk, soy lecithin, more sugar, and more palm oil.

It's really gross.

Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


Most food is gross as heck when you think about it

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
Ever since I learned Nutella is made with palm oil I do my best to avoid it and only really buy one jar every year or so tops.

I've seen so many non-French friends on Facebook commenting/liking those videos though, it's really made the rounds around the world.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Eurovision contestant:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-5UnMdKg70

It's about refugees.

Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


God damnit Cat Mattress I couldn’t watch it yesterday so I just sat down to watch the show on the France 2 replay, and now you’ve spoiled it for me

(I forgive you tho because it begins with one of the contestants singing with Maître Gims and it’s totally forgettable and bad and I’m not sure I’ll finish if it’s all in this vein)

Edit: this one was cool and good too and I’d’ve been happy too if it had won

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D98eE3rW8bg

Flowers For Algeria fucked around with this message at 13:31 on Jan 28, 2018

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

Flowers For Algeria posted:

Most food is gross as heck when you think about it

That's true. Last week, like we Northern Germans sometimes do, I squished herring filets into a thin, fine paste on my bread and just when sitting down to eat breakfast, it suddenly struck me that other people, like French or Americans, would probably be weirded out as all hell by seeing someone using fish like jam or peanut butter jelly

lost in postation
Aug 14, 2009

Libluini posted:

peanut butter jelly

That's a lot more incomprehensible to me than a herring breakfast tbh

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Wouldn't be surprising if poors were more susceptible to the perceived status from buying pre-made flashy branded stuff instead of cooking.

lost in postation posted:

That's a lot more incomprehensible to me than a herring breakfast tbh

Wash it up with a pint of mtn dew / coke zero breakfast mix and you're good

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
Is this a thing that people actually believe, that "poors" buy Nutella to avoid cooking?

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Kassad posted:

Is this a thing that people actually believe, that "poors" buy Nutella to avoid cooking?

Not especially Nutella but yes.

quote:

Déterminants psycho-sociologiques des choix alimentaires des groupes modestes
Il est généralement admis que le prix des fruits et des légumes est un frein à leur consommation mais d’autres facteurs sont à prendre en considération pour expliquer la préférence pour les aliments gras-sucrés-salés :

- Les légumes proposés dans le cadre de l’aide alimentaire sont parfois refusés ; certains participants emportent chez eux des colis de légumes qu’ils laissent pourrir : des situations fréquentes dans les centres de distribution où les professionnels observent que les bénéficiaires n’envisagent pas de cuisiner. Pour comprendre et expliquer ces comportements, les sociologues avancent
des hypothèses. Les catégories sociales défavorisées habituées pendant les années plus fastes à acheter des plats préparés ne peuvent modifier leurs comportements. L’habitude de cuisiner s’est progressivement perdue au profit de plats préparés. Renoncer à ces acquis est ressenti comme une régression.

- Lorsque l’environnement est défavorable et que les difficultés s’accumulent, les choix se portent spontanément sur les aliments gras et sucrés qui permettent de combler l’anxiété ou le manque affectif.

This is from here

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

Kassad posted:

Is this a thing that people actually believe, that "poors" buy Nutella to avoid cooking?

Checks out. After all, poors are stupid and so of course they buy expensive Nutella to avoid cooking instead of one of the many cheaper versions :smugbird:

(Seriously, I refuse to believe that humans actually believe this. And if you point them out to me my first argument will be "They're clearly walking sponges, not Humans.")

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Cooking takes time, effort, practice, ingredients, and equipment. Poor people are generally overworked, exhausted, poorly educated, and, shockingly, poor. Not surprised they go for food that's cheap, easy to find and easy to prepare and eat, tastes good and makes them feel better.

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




That's all true, but it's not that complicated, and you can get some cheap cheap food these days, that may not necessarily be better, but it sure as heck ain't Nutella.

I was shocked to discover 5 euro roasted chickens in some butcher shops. I would get those to last me a week easily before I had any income. It can't be great chicken, I don't even want to think much about it, but it's cooked and cheap and again arguably better for you than Nutella. After that making rice or pasta is practically easier than breathing but just eat a sandwich if you can't be bothered to do that.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Typical poor househould: one naked CFL or cheap LED hanging from the ceiling (always a nice blueish warehouse tint), parents are smoking inside, kids are eating garbage while inhaling the smoke, watching the retardest content the CSA will allow on air.

Later the kids mysteriously turn out asthmatic.

I've just seen pallets of Nutella "on sale" in a Geant :tinfoil:

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Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


More actual sociology in re: poors and Nutella

https://twitter.com/MmeDejantee/status/956842497698877440?s=17

Edit: this too http://uneheuredepeine.blogspot.fr/2017/07/mais-que-devient-largent-des-pauvres.html?m=1

Flowers For Algeria fucked around with this message at 16:00 on Jan 30, 2018

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