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Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

Phanatic posted:

poop molecules

Those are technically known as "pooticles"

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Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Jeeze, what's up his rear end?

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/jbillinson/status/955216336782811137

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

How do you leave Chvrches out of thsi?

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Guy Goodbody posted:

How do you leave Chvrches out of thsi?



Indeed how did they leave out a slightly obscure Scottish synthpop band.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005


Congrats dummy you have a collection of murder weapons.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Aleph Null posted:

Jeeze, what's up his rear end?
Rectum unto Caesar!

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

Congrats dummy you have a collection of murder weapons.

Getting murdered by a guy with a wine opener must be one of the worst ways to go

LargeHadron
May 19, 2009

They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.

Guy Goodbody posted:

How do you leave Chvrches out of thsi?



poo poo, I always thought that kid looked familiar. That's uncanny.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Good Parmesan posted:

saw this today


it's like he's talking to me. "ay my man. AY MY MAN. can i get a dollar?"

Those e-collars are the best as long as your dog doesn't have a skinny neck and long torso. I've posted one of my foster cats wearing hers after she hosed up her spay incision. Unfortunately, I do not have the picture saved anywhere that I can access it at the moment.

The regular cone of shame scared the hell out of her.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Mushika posted:

Those are technically known as "pooticles"

Farticles

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Pootrinos.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Aramoro posted:

Indeed how did they leave out a slightly obscure Scottish synthpop band.

Head over to the Trump thread my friend.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Pootrons

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Getting murdered by a guy with a wine opener must be one of the worst ways to go

Especially if it's the type of opener that looks like it's got its arms up cheering while it impales you through the stomach.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

mind the walrus posted:

Repeat for 25 years

Now they both believe in aliens, it's just Scully is a lot more pragmatic about it. Like in the last episode, she meets a supernatural monster and went "you're just someone's anger manifesting in physical form, GTFO my car" and it worked.

Pocket Billiards
Aug 29, 2007
.

Guy Goodbody posted:

How do you leave Chvrches out of thsi?



Do they share a mother?

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Pocket Billiards posted:

Do they share a mother?

No, they're just white.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Pocket Billiards posted:

Do they share a mother?
The way people share your mother?

edit: actually i checked and they’re twins and both played harry potter in my fan fiction

SLOSifl has a new favorite as of 03:33 on Jan 23, 2018

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...

Pocket Billiards posted:

Do they share a mother?
:vince:
she would have known the demogorgon was an empty threat

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

Congrats dummy you have a collection of murder weapons.

Maybe 'i found these in the river" is his alibi

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Lobok posted:

Especially if it's the type of opener that looks like it's got its arms up cheering while it impales you through the stomach.

While the stabber yells "TOUCHDOWN!!".

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

Brown Matter

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Cognitive fecalties

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Pocket Billiards posted:

Do they share a mother?

I appreciate this, and you.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




gently caress the patriots

volcultsmer
Dec 18, 2004
I ated the purple berries

The Bananana posted:

gently caress the patriots

I see this a lot but I'm not American. What's the problem with the Patriots?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

As a third party American who grew up near New York, as far as I can tell they're the Football blue bloods-- the snotty, prep school team of whitebread All-American jackoffs that always win despite having the culture of dried toast.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Country girls make do

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

volcultsmer posted:

I see this a lot but I'm not American. What's the problem with the Patriots?

They get caught doing shady poo poo all the time and get away with it. You watch Tom Brady all year and think, 'Yeah. He's a great quarterback.', but then there's a minute left on the clock in a game that matters and he's motherfucking Batman. You just can't abide that poo poo for as long as it's been going on.

Also Boston homers suck almost as much as Philly homers.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
The worst thing about the Patriots is that they win too much. They haven't had a bad year in the twenty-first century and they've only had maybe one or two merely "okay" years over the same period. It's maddening to watch a team that isn't yours be that consistently good for that long.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
Are they regarded kind of like the Yankees?
I suppose the salary cap means they can't be that much like the Yankees

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

SpacePig posted:

e: It's why you can sometimes taste the way something smells, I think.

When you chew something the tongue picks up only the six fundamental tastes - sweet, sour, salty, bitter, umami and fat. The odors released by the chewing rise into your sinuses and nose, and this olfactory component provides the rest of the flavour. The reason flavour and smell are connected is that smell is a major component of flavour.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Pocket Billiards posted:

Do they share a mother?

:golfclap:

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Electoots

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Clitch posted:

They get caught doing shady poo poo all the time and get away with it.

I don't remember if a goon made it or not but I saw it here first: yourteamcheats.com lists every confirmed case of cheating and the Patriots are pretty much dead center, not some outlier.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
IIRC, the Patriots are synonymous with 'cheat anyway even if you're already going to win'.

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon

Wheat Loaf posted:

What if Brass Eye was real:





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3msCXLU2-k

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

The Bloop posted:

I don't remember if a goon made it or not but I saw it here first: yourteamcheats.com lists every confirmed case of cheating and the Patriots are pretty much dead center, not some outlier.

yourteamcheats.com was made by a massive Patriots homer who was insanely salty about the Patriots being punished for DEFLATEGATE

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
The problem with the Patriots is that every call goes their way, their quarterback is some sort of handsome football demigod, their coach can turn any rag tag group of players into champions, and their fans all talk like idiots.

It's basically what a storybook deal with the devil would look like, but with absolutely no comeuppance. They're one of the all-time greatest franchises in history (the only other one I can think of would be the 60-70's Canadien's).

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