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angerbeet posted:I'd take overcooked vs underdone every time Depends what it is. If it's chicken or something made with ground meat, okay. Fish I always will err on the side of underdone if I'm not sure.
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Pretty easy to get ladies to not eat tide pods. you son of a bitch
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I butt chugged a 'terg pod tonight. All good, but it burns a little and I can't stop farting bubbles.
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RandomPauI posted:That looks like the jello incarnation of "forever delitized" foreverial jigglytized and loving it
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Samizdata posted:I butt chugged a 'terg boy tonight. All good, but it burns a little and I can't stop farting bubbles.
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Randaconda posted:foreverial jigglytized and loving it I’m staring down 2+ weeks of nothing but jello and pudding and fine soup. This is me 
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Arivia posted:I’m staring down 2+ weeks of nothing but jello and pudding and fine soup. This is me permanent cherry and lime tongue, permanently bill cosby, foreverially jigglytized and loving it
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Grand Fromage posted:Chicken soup with four whole heads of garlic was the only thing in there where I didn't see a problem other than what kind of animal only uses four heads of garlic? Lemon brownies sound fine too as long as it was zest and not bitter pith powder. i've been past the point of "one bulb per recipe clove" for years now. they're probably both wrong, frankly. he's all "if i detect any color variation in the meat it's gonna give me salmonella!" and she's misunderstood how overcooking is a problem but probably not as badly as presented like holy poo poo if you don't want experimentation you should have just gotten her a Better Homes and Gardens cookbook, not a class where experimentation is the point but also she's got agency too and she wanted this class so maybe just be honest with your feelings about chicken tartare or be willing to experiment if you trust your supplier there's literally nothing to worry about, and even if you don't salmonellosis is only terrible for a week, max small price to pay unless you're in a country like the US where we don't get reasonable sick leave which is totally part of this stringless has a new favorite as of 11:45 on Jan 23, 2018 |
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FFT posted:i've been past the point of "one bulb per recipe clove" for years now.
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CannonFodder posted:He should buy her an instant read thermometer as a gift, it's an easy way to properly cook things. I got one for Christmas, and yes. Before it, there were so many times I'd cut into something only to find that I needed 20 more minutes.
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Re: that guy How are leftovers from Olive garden having raw-inside-meatballs?
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KakerMix posted:Re: that guy they were "leftovers from Olive garden" that she made pretending they were leftovers so he'd eat them.
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Jan 23, 2018 16:43
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exquisite tea posted:I honestly feel bad for that guy. I honestly don't, because you know he could cook
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In the story he says he does cook for himself but his girlfriend takes it as an insult and fights with him about it.
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I interpreted that as he just picks up something for himself, or cooks something for himself, which would bother me if my partner did that.
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big trivia FAIL posted:they were "leftovers from Olive garden" that she made pretending they were leftovers so he'd eat them. lmao goddamn
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It's a traditional ligurian dish called "avanzi di Olive Garden" you clod
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:They are both lovely. Don't really see what makes him so unsympathetic based on what is written. A little pathetic maybe but it's r/relationships so that's par for the course.
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exquisite tea posted:Don't really see what makes him so unsympathetic based on what is written. A little pathetic maybe but it's r/relationships so that's par for the course. I didn't say unsympathetic. I said lovely. I really doubt that his girlfriend understands the severity of the issue, because there is no reasonable and not crazy adult that would act like that. This means that he's either not expressing the whole truth and complaining that she didn't magically know, or he's dumb enough to stay with an actual crazy person despite identifying a massive problem that NEEDS to be changed. Oh, and he can barely write a coherent sentence. Just my opinion. No biggie. E: She sucks all around.
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^^^ no one involved with a r/relationships story is reasonable or well-adjusted, hthIron Crowned posted:I interpreted that as he just picks up something for himself, or cooks something for himself, which would bother me if my partner did that.
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Yawgmoth posted:^^^ no one involved with a r/relationships story is reasonable or well-adjusted, hth Well, yeah, but I thought that was a given. 
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So was gf just constantly making GBS threads her guts out, or did she also not eat the food she cooked? Maybe she was trying to kill him.
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If that were sriracha or another hot sauce or something I totally would, but we all know what that is.
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Ignite Memories posted:So was gf just constantly making GBS threads her guts out, or did she also not eat the food she cooked? Maybe she was trying to kill him. Some people are more susceptible to food poisoning than others. My husband can eat stuff that would kill me.
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AlbieQuirky posted:Some people are more susceptible to food poisoning than others. My husband can eat stuff that would kill me. Tell your gut flora to get good
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Well, yeah, but I thought that was a given. Swedish_student_diet.jpg It looks like there is some beef in there, but just pasta and ketchup is known as pasta rosso around here.
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Ignite Memories posted:So was gf just constantly making GBS threads her guts out, or did she also not eat the food she cooked? Maybe she was trying to kill him. A higher risk of food poisoning still isn't a 100% certainty of food poisoning. If everything about the source meat was flawless before she under-cooked it, then it could be fine to eat it half raw. The problem is that there is just no reasonable way to know if it is safe or not, so a prudent person assumes it is unsafe.
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Iron Crowned posted:Tell your gut flora to get good Alternately, colonize your own using a gel capsule and a small sampling of their feces!
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axolotl farmer posted:Swedish_student_diet.jpg Obligatory (?) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itXjAuUTs2U
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My best friend loves to cook dinner but has the horrible habit of undercooking chicken, then microwaving it the rest of the way to done. The resulting texture is beyond nasty. Fortunately she eventually undercooked it so profoundly that it was basically chicken sashimi, and when she’d nuked it for five minutes it was so gross that even she couldn’t eat it, so now she believes us when we say something is inedible. Also we got her an instant-read thermometer for her birthday.
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Yes, I would need some liquor for that.
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elise the great posted:My best friend loves to cook dinner but has the horrible habit of undercooking chicken, then microwaving it the rest of the way to done. The resulting texture is beyond nasty. Fortunately she eventually undercooked it so profoundly that it was basically chicken sashimi, and when she’d nuked it for five minutes it was so gross that even she couldn’t eat it, so now she believes us when we say something is inedible. How did she react to your eating placenta?
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