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Taintrunner posted:when you win just say you owe it all to strong new york values No don't Based on the salsa commercials i have seen this will NOT play well in texas
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obviously strong godless islamic communist hypercapitalist bourgeosie california values
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Jan 23, 2018 18:56
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I'd like to thank all my friends in the media for making this win possible
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Jan 23, 2018 18:57
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your sign blurb should be something like "From Here, For Here." Cuz even tho she's also probably that it will raise questions that she ain't, and rich white suburban Texans love some affected authenticity.
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Jan 23, 2018 18:58
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youve been  ing for nearly a decade, displaying yr nuänced policy positions and engaging in discussion w all comers. does yr opponent even have a regdate?? i bet she does not—what is she trying to hide???
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Jan 23, 2018 18:58
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ScrubLeague posted:your sign blurb should be something like "From Here, For Here." Cuz even tho she's also probably that it will raise questions that she ain't, and rich white suburban Texans love some affected authenticity.
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Jan 23, 2018 19:04
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yo slouch fly me out and i'll comee door knocking with you
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Jan 23, 2018 19:05
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it'll cost like 2/3 of that 2k you just got donated lmao
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Jan 23, 2018 19:07
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it would be very funny to blow all of the contributions on dumb poo poo like flying a prominent poster out to campaign with you but actually winning would be funnier obvious doing both is the best outcome
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Jan 23, 2018 19:18
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please actually spend my money on things that will get you elected and elevate me to the illustrious donor class
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Jan 23, 2018 19:20
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i hear getting a bunch of people drunk is a good way to win
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Jan 23, 2018 19:22
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The Richard Wolf blimp
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Jan 23, 2018 19:23
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do a thing or two with high luls/money ratio, busting like $100 or whatever on that and then spend the rest on winning
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Jan 23, 2018 19:23
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:taintrunner do you want a gangtag. i fee l like 2k should at least get a gangtag dick's wolfpack for everyone who donated? in the style of the law and order logo?
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Jan 23, 2018 19:24
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freckle posted:i hear getting a bunch of people drunk is a good way to win absolutely. so what he needs to do is fly all the posters itt to dallas and pay us to get drunk and his win is guaranteed
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Jan 23, 2018 19:24
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no wait spend $500 on a plane ticket to colorado (so its legal of course) and perform the massive bong rip for an ad herman cain-style
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Jan 23, 2018 19:26
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Taintrunner posted:please actually spend my money on things that will get you elected and elevate me to the illustrious donor class can play guess where i'm from and i just get progressively more drunk and talk to people
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Jan 23, 2018 19:28
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oh this district also includes the town of DISH, which renamed itself after the DISH Network in exchange for free satellite TV it was originally named Clarke after the town founder and first mayor, but a resulting power struggle led to Clarke becoming not-mayor and the town renaming itself to DISH. Clarke was erased like a discredited communist apparatchik. so there have been pro- and anti-Clarke factions since then, and the recent pro-Clarke faction campaigned during the last election with the slogan "Back to Clarke, Texas!" (they lost) the pro-DISH faction is actually the more environmentally progressive faction if I remember right. because of so much fracking in the area, the pro-DISH former mayor once told the news: "Run. Run as fast as you can. Grab up your family and your belongings, and get out." https://www.npr.org/2012/05/16/152204584/towns-effort-to-link-fracking-and-illness-falls-short
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Jan 23, 2018 19:28
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gl everyone and i hope the gang tag is cool
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Jan 23, 2018 19:28
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love the dish story. texas is really fuckin dumb let us know if/when you're doing campaign events and poo poo i'll be happy to help i live close-ish hell me and brutemac could take you to the shooting range to get some Real rear end Texas footage
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Jan 23, 2018 19:30
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Shear Modulus posted:no wait spend $500 on a plane ticket to colorado (so its legal of course) and perform the massive bong rip for an ad herman cain-style
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Jan 23, 2018 19:31
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ScrubLeague posted:love the dish story. texas is really fuckin dumb
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Jan 23, 2018 19:31
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i do own a video camera though i haven't had much opportunity to train with it
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Jan 23, 2018 19:31
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Jan 23, 2018 19:32
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tower time posted:The Richard Wolf blimp GOOGLE WOLF, DICK
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Jan 23, 2018 19:36
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the wolfmentum is off the charts!!!
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Jan 23, 2018 19:43
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Do a commercial of you shooting the dallas morning news with a shotgun edit - a copy of the newspaper
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Jan 23, 2018 19:51
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So is the dem primary just between dick wolf and the other woman that newspaper interviewed? Because that seems like decent odds of actually winning.
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Jan 23, 2018 19:54
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tower time posted:Do a commercial of you shooting the dallas morning news with a shotgun im actually already planning a combo merch + advertising thing where i make a rifle shooting target with a picture of myself and then shoot at it. then more targets will be on sale for anyone who wants to shoot a politician guilt free
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Jan 23, 2018 19:55
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^ that ownstower time posted:Do a commercial of you shooting the dallas morning news with a shotgun 
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Jan 23, 2018 19:57
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do this ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wqOApBLPio but just completely gently caress it up imo
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Jan 23, 2018 19:58
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:do this ad: gun discharging wildly in all directions you throw it down but it just keeps firing bullets ricochet in all directions, you dive behind a concrete pylon, crying "poo poo!! poo poo!!!" over and over PAID FOR BY RICHARD WOLF FOR TEXAS
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Jan 23, 2018 20:02
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i'm fairly heavily armed but it's all potentially unsafe cold war milsurp from various regimes led by strongmen with names like jaruzelski
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Jan 23, 2018 20:06
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wait wait wait wait wait please tell me you end your tv spots with "executive producer Dick Wolf"
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Jan 23, 2018 20:12
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:taintrunner do you want a gangtag. i fee l like 2k should at least get a gangtag this is true but also my donation of $6.90 should qualify for a dick wolf gang tag imo since it would be some free advertising for our boy around the forums, just saying
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Jan 23, 2018 21:57
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Squizzle posted:GOOGLE WOLF, DICK
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Jan 23, 2018 21:58
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also yeah, use the 2 grand on a blimp & skywriting. full on aerial campaign. a dick blitzkrieg falling from the texas sky
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:also yeah, use the 2 grand on a blimp & skywriting. full on aerial campaign. a dick blitzkrieg falling from the texas sky dong drone https://youtu.be/IRslKeT0EmQ
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Gringostar posted:dong drone you see, an extremely large, thick, veiny dildo is in your budget, not a drat blimp bring it to the debates. or don't, lol
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see if you can't get an endorsement from robert morrow you might be a democrat but you are willing to reach across the aisle to accuse trump of being a child rapist also you lack publicity so everything you say to the media should be the most inflammatory poo poo about trump/republicans possible it's probably all true anyway
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