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morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


One Little Incident AKA a woman getting loving run over and killed

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Adept Nightingale
Feb 7, 2005


mono posted:

One Little Incident AKA a woman getting loving run over and killed

It's a gimmick account.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Burt Sexual posted:

e: lol who'd i piss off now
<------

I miss her already.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

mono posted:

One Little Incident AKA a woman getting loving run over and killed

And nearly shooting someone.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

lol incident

Also Schumer just announced he's taking THE WALL off the table for the next round of negotiations. lol he's such a retard

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/955864491207659521

Adept Nightingale posted:

It's a gimmick account.

There's no such thing as gimmicks anymore in the hell timeline

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

mono posted:

One Little Incident AKA a woman getting loving run over and killed

You can't MAGA without killing all dissenters.

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Burt Sexual posted:

lol incident

Also Schumer just announced he's taking THE WALL off the table for the next round of negotiations. lol he's such a retard

idk, let's wait & see where he's going with this

*three weeks later*

*under breath* chuck you loving retard


in other lols, anyone up to speed on the latest conservative conspiracy theory about the "secret society"?

https://twitter.com/thebradfordfile/status/955639500432183296

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Huh, I thought Japan was all mad at Justin for missing a meeting or something. Guess it is pretty small potatoes, offense wise in the Troont era.

Give us all your nintendos Japan :canada::hf::japan:

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Kumo posted:

in other lols, anyone up to speed on the latest conservative conspiracy theory about the "secret society"?

https://twitter.com/thebradfordfile/status/955639500432183296

Hillary didn't even have to be elected, since apparently she is secret super president.

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

CommieGIR posted:

I suspect that is the joke.

I just wanna see a pepe shirt with bulbous eyes backed by some rockin man tits

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

Guillotine

red19fire
May 26, 2010

mono posted:

One Little Incident AKA a woman getting loving run over and killed

Except for one little incident there was no terrorism under George W Bush.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Zelder posted:

I just wanna see a pepe shirt with bulbous eyes backed by some rockin man tits

"Why don't women like me, /r/incel"

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Kumo posted:

in other lols, anyone up to speed on the latest conservative conspiracy theory about the "secret society"?

https://twitter.com/thebradfordfile/status/955639500432183296

I'm going to have to go with choice #3 here.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Kumo posted:

idk, let's wait & see where he's going with this

*three weeks later*

*under breath* chuck you loving retard


in other lols, anyone up to speed on the latest conservative conspiracy theory about the "secret society"?

https://twitter.com/thebradfordfile/status/955639500432183296

Uh, it's the FBI dickheads. I'd be extremely disappointed if they didn't have a secret society or two wearing cloaks and giggling like girls in the basement.

The cia are probably knucklefucking crazy with their Mk ultra poo poo, but I imagine the FBI cult has a nice bbq on weekends.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Outrail posted:

Uh, it's the FBI dickheads. I'd be extremely disappointed if they didn't have a secret society or two wearing cloaks and giggling like girls in the basement.

The cia are probably knucklefucking crazy with their Mk ultra poo poo, but I imagine the FBI cult has a nice bbq on weekends.

Makes you wonder what the NRO or NSA has? Super Super secret societies? Or just D&D session?

Given' the NRO's Mission Badges, its gonna be good. Probably Cthulu related.

hamtaro
Oct 7, 2008

the CBO probably has a badass eve corp

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Over There posted:

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Burt Sexual 3051
haljordan 2463
old beast lunatic 1856
Alan Smithee 1814
Mr Ice Cream Glove 1796
NotWearingPants 1666
Egbert Souse 1666
Catastrophe 1661
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Dang It Bhabhi! 903

I'm seriously impressed.

drat not even top 10

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

hamtaro posted:

the CBO probably has a badass eve corp

Then what would the IRS do?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

CommieGIR posted:

Then what would the IRS do?

Griefer corp

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Sounds more like the FTC.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
I would love if there was an IRS fleet that hunted down players for tax evasion

hamtaro
Oct 7, 2008

CommieGIR posted:

Then what would the IRS do?

multi-year edit wars on the ASoIaF wikis

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

fruit on the bottom posted:

I would love if there was an IRS fleet that hunted down players for tax evasion

"Just how much did you spend on that Capital Ship, sir? Did you declare it?"

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.



I'm not convinced that's not a mannequin.

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
https://twitter.com/NOW1SOLAR/status/955594957468794880


lol :smith:

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


America first!

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

CommieGIR posted:

Makes you wonder what the NRO or NSA has? Super Super secret societies? Or just D&D session?

Given' the NRO's Mission Badges, its gonna be good. Probably Cthulu related.

NSA D&D Session:

"You enter the Barrow of the Holy Knight, Priscilla; the source of the recent troubles to the surrounding villages. The foyer opens into a medium-sized chamber with a pool of water in the center. Along the East wall is a stylized fresco, covered in moss and worn by time. The-"

"I attack the slime in the pool and solve the puzzle on the fresco, but backwards so I can open the secret door."

"Jeff. Ugh. Just- ugh."

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Dunno how this went unnoticed a few pages back.

Donald Trump:

quote:

The FAKE NEWS media (failing @nytimes, @NBCNews, @ABC, @CBS, @CNN) is not my enemy, it is the enemy of the American People!

You think that kind of rhetoric repeated over and over, getting absorbed by mouth-breathing Trump worshipers has no effect? Well, here's proof that it does. Here are some of the calls he made to CNN:

quote:

"I'm smarter than you. More powerful than you. I have more guns than you. More manpower. Your cast is about to get gunned down in a matter of hours."

"I am coming to Georgia right now to go to the CNN headquarters to f---ing gun every single last one of you.”

"I am on my way right now to gun the f*ckin’ CNN cast down. F*ck you."

“Fake news. I’m coming to gun you all down. F#ck you, f#ckin n#ggers.”

etc etc. Of course, when questioned, his father said he's a good boy who wouldn't hurt anyone and didn't mean the things he said. The kid also made calls to an Islamic Center in Ann Arbor and made derogatory comments about the mosque and Muslims. Oh, and this is him:



What bothers me is that he was only caught because he's a retarded broke-brained MAGA chud kid who called these threats in. What about when someone with this mentality shows up with their 13 AR-15s and starts gunning people down simply because they reported something that made Dear Leader whine in a tweet?

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

that boy ain't right

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Chuck Wollery is a conservative nut. There goes my fond memories of Love Connection.

Now when they line him up for the guillotine I hope they tell him they'll be back with him and he'll be in two and two.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
https://www.forbes.com/sites/davekeating/2018/01/23/trump-follows-europes-lead-with-chinese-solar-panel-tariffs/#32601b3f31a8

Just tried searching this because I hadn't heard of it. Looks like the European Union did the exact same lol

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
he used his daddy's cell phone lmao. "Thanks son, thanks alot"

Also, why isn't this a terrorism charge?

BrownieVK
Nov 10, 2009

Eat my ass

Burt Sexual posted:

he used his daddy's cell phone lmao.

Also, why isn't this a terrorism charge?

Terrorism is only possible by the browns duh

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

quote:

"I'm smarter than you. More powerful than you. I have more guns than you. More manpower. Your cast is about to get gunned down in a matter of hours."

"I am coming to Georgia right now to go to the CNN headquarters to f---ing gun every single last one of you.”

"I am on my way right now to gun the f*ckin’ CNN cast down. F*ck you."

“Fake news. I’m coming to gun you all down. F#ck you, f#ckin n#ggers.”

I'm triggered by the lack of uniform censoring of those messages.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
He looks like he's from /pol/

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Catastrophe posted:

Dunno how this went unnoticed a few pages back.

Donald Trump:


You think that kind of rhetoric repeated over and over, getting absorbed by mouth-breathing Trump worshipers has no effect? Well, here's proof that it does. Here are some of the calls he made to CNN:


etc etc. Of course, when questioned, his father said he's a good boy who wouldn't hurt anyone and didn't mean the things he said. The kid also made calls to an Islamic Center in Ann Arbor and made derogatory comments about the mosque and Muslims. Oh, and this is him:



What bothers me is that he was only caught because he's a retarded broke-brained MAGA chud kid who called these threats in. What about when someone with this mentality shows up with their 13 AR-15s and starts gunning people down simply because they reported something that made Dear Leader whine in a tweet?

It won't be called terrorism, in any case. Lol.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

BrownieVK posted:

Terrorism is only possible by the browns duh

Agreed, Hue Jackson should be in Guantanamo.

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Burt Sexual posted:

he used his daddy's cell phone lmao. "Thanks son, thanks alot"

Also, why isn't this a terrorism charge?

Using the word "alot"? I agree.

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