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priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

cda posted:

Wow. That's one way to be creepy and pathetic at the same time

It’s a friendzone self-own, sorta

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christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
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Biscuit Hider
No no it wasn’t harassment it was <list of things which would each by themselves easily constitute harassment>

Space T Rex
Sep 15, 2007

Your title was so old it used HTML which isn't even allowed in titles anymore what the hell
why is trumps wife mad about the porn star thing? theres no way either of them have actual feelings for each other right? i assumed she knew she was a trophy wife and he was just a bank account #

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Serak posted:

a missed lol. To celebrate the 1-year anniversary of Donald Trump's presidency, his wife posted this photo of herself cheering on her loving husband and the amazing job he is doing

https://twitter.com/FLOTUS/status/954748876887592960

How would the base feel if they thought Trump was literally a cuck?

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/370296-gop-trolls-dems-with-i-shut-down-the-government-t-shirt

Burn it down. Burn it all down.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Lol, cuck nice guy senator vs. chad 20 year old subway sandwich artist.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Can you imagine the conversations that aide had with her boyfriend, laughing over how creepy and lame her senator boss was for confessing his love for her. Lol, I bet they still mock him to this day.

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.

twoday posted:

How would the base feel if they thought Trump was literally a cuck?

Aroused.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
I was driving home today and remembered that Donald Trump was president of the United States of America. I had a hearty lol.

Quidam Viator
Jan 24, 2001

ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

Big Beef City posted:

gently caress this bullshit.

haha cant believe they're finally making it a de jure law and not just de facto

first day in florida teaching, just moved down from NY, in the faculty meeting they fuckin bring in a baptist preacher to join everyone in prayer for the school year

another history teacher was a brownback supporter, taught that the exodus narrative from the bible was real because bible, and showed all the loving atlas shrugged movies as mandatory student inclass viewing when he taught econ *hmbol*

gently caress america, gently caress the south, and gently caress american christianity - me, in a drive thru, age 16, whilst carving slayer into my arm in comic sans

-We

twoday posted:

How would the base feel if they thought Trump was literally a cuck?

idgaf about his base, gently caress the base. make the poo poo public, cause i will howl my balls into an alternate loving dimension if it comes out

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Serak posted:

a missed lol. To celebrate the 1-year anniversary of Donald Trump's presidency, his wife posted this photo of herself cheering on her loving husband and the amazing job he is doing
https://twitter.com/FLOTUS/status/954748876887592960

We assume that Trump is a womaniser whoremongering sexual predator, but are we sure that Melina is just sitting back and watching him humiliate her without any reprisal.

I hope she's elbow deep in secret service dick. You go girl.

Although their prenup probably says he can screw around but if she shakes hands with a guy she loses the lot.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

old beast lunatic posted:

It's just loving weird seeing this end stage cult poo poo going down inside the single most powerful and potentially destructive political party on this gay earth.

I think it has a lot to do with cultivating the Tea Party lunatics back in 2008.

Now the Republicans are reaping what they sowed.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

oh my god

https://twitter.com/elisefoley/status/955904691988287488?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Em5%7Ctwgr%5Eemail%7Ctwcon%5E7046%7Ctwterm%5E1

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

Big Beef City posted:

Did you mean Hebrew?

I want to say yes, but this is not actual christian values we're talking about, so I would be fine with aiming for maximum spite value, and nothing does that like the coptic recitations. :smug:

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Alan Smithee posted:

I can't believe you dont shut the hell up and just post

Buddy I am the king of posting without thinking

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
melania has had a relationship with some jewelry security executive for years. it's entirely possible that he is barron's father.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




"I didn't want to call her my true love boyfriend free girl and stalk her social media! Obama made me do it!"

Please tell me this douchbag is married

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

Space T Rex posted:

why is trumps wife mad about the porn star thing? theres no way either of them have actual feelings for each other right? i assumed she knew she was a trophy wife and he was just a bank account #

If you're a trophy, it would feel pretty bad to get moved to the back of the shelf for a shinier, more fuckable trophy

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Over There posted:

Buddy I am the king of posting without thinking

Lol ur av

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Fuq

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

TulliusCicero posted:

Representative "Nice Guy" wondering why all the good ones date those "bad boys."

...also she is a slut for not dating him though

Someone make an incel congressman meme

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Alan Smithee posted:

Someone make an incel congressman meme

We've already got the Young Republican National Federation

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
like a bunch of guys who just saw goatse for the first time

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Lol how mad do you think these boomer idiot politicians are about the millenniums an d they phones. Used to be when you went after a girl half your age she had the good sense as a pious CHRISTIAN lamb to stay silent and now they blowing up your dick pics all over the heathensphere

Except Anthony wiener he's gen x or something

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

like a bunch of guys who just saw goatse for the first time

They clapping for Jeb

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no

Wesley: Jenny? Things got a little out of hand. It’s just this war and that lying son of a bitch Johnson and…I would never hurt you. You know that.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

It's backkkkkk

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017


ryan securing that crucial r/incels vote

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

Nice bowtie, rear end in a top hat

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Neukoln19 posted:

Nice bowtie, rear end in a top hat

my mom says it makes me look smart!

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




:hmbol:

The chinless face of future conservative values!

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Catastrophe posted:

quote:

That moment, the former Democratic vice president said, made him think “the die had been cast ... this was all about the political play.”

Politics? In politics?? :monocle:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

It's endearing when you picture Leslie Nielsen saying it. Then you realize he's Canadian and would not be so retarded

Bacon Taco
Jun 8, 2006

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
Dinosaur Gum

TulliusCicero posted:

"I didn't want to call her my true love boyfriend free girl and stalk her social media! Obama made me do it!"

Please tell me this douchbag is married

What does your heart tell you?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Neukoln19 posted:

Nice bowtie, rear end in a top hat

Tbh there are 5 guys I’d do

My Rhythmic Crotch
Jan 13, 2011


hitler_youth.jpg

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Burt Sexual posted:

Tbh there are 5 guys I’d do

I see three at the most, cmon.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/lyman_brian/status/955959176982908929

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A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Wait, what?

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