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Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde

Moxxis Endowment posted:

These are the "revolutionaries" we're supposed to be afraid of:



This is me IRL:



So what’s the story with the tats? Are they bitcoin-related?

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Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



lazorexplosion posted:

I have carefully considered whether or not to throw my money into the internet thunderdome where libertarians battle scammers.

Why would they battle themselves?

Moxxis Endowment
Dec 11, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Delthalaz posted:

So what’s the story with the tats? Are they bitcoin-related?
All my tats are pre-2009 so no. The sleeve on my right arm is a big, badass dragon. That's my favorite.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Regrettable posted:

Why would they battle themselves?

they beat themselves

off over buttcoin

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Quick update: my 2 bux in bitcoin cash was all wiped out at the online bitcoin casino. I bet it all and lost.

Thus ends my dealings with cryptocurrency, i think

Alpha Mayo
Jan 15, 2007
hi how are you?
there was this racist piece of shit in your av so I fixed it
you're welcome
pay it forward~
I know I said I was going to leave the poop, but I figured out the last piece of the puzzle. How do you convert Tether to USD and not get stuck with Bitcoins? Shorting Futures contracts.

CBOE Bitcoin Futures Trading posted:

http://cfe.cboe.com/cfe-products/xbt-cboe-bitcoin-futures/contract-specifications

The trading hours for an expiring XBT futures contract end at 2:45 p.m. on its Final Settlement Date.

...

Final Settlement Date:
The Final Settlement Date for "weekly" XBT futures is two business days prior to the Friday of the week denoted by the ticker symbol. The Final Settlement Date for "serial" and "quarterly" XBT futures is two business days prior to the third Friday of the month denoted by the ticker symbol. These Final Settlement Dates apply regardless of whether one of the above-referenced Fridays is a CFE holiday.

Hmm 2:45PM Chicago Time two days prior to 3rd Friday of the month? When was that for January?


Now what happened in the 3 days prior to that? Oh yeah, Bitcoin crashed.

So what is coming up?

CME: Bitcoin Futures Trading posted:

http://www.cmegroup.com/trading/equity-index/us-index/bitcoin_contract_specifications.html
Termination Of Trading
Trading terminates at 4:00 p.m. London time on the last Friday of the contract month. If that day is not a business day in both the UK and the US, trading terminates on the preceding day that is a business day for both the UK and the US.

Bitcoin will crash by 1/26/2018 4:00PM GMT.

Alpha Mayo fucked around with this message at 05:11 on Jan 24, 2018

Alpha Mayo
Jan 15, 2007
hi how are you?
there was this racist piece of shit in your av so I fixed it
you're welcome
pay it forward~
Also it needs time to crash so I expect it to start very soon.

Moxxis Endowment
Dec 11, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Alpha Mayo posted:

Bitcoin will crash by 1/26/2018 4:00PM GMT.
I'll take that bet. I say Bitcoin won't dip below 9.5k for more than an hour at any time in the next week.

Virtue
Jan 7, 2009

Is the volume of bitcoin futures public? How much are we talking here?

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




If you're wrong you have to give me your bitcoins okay

Communist Q
Jul 13, 2009

Delthalaz posted:

So what’s the story with the tats? Are they bitcoin-related?

They're from some 37 year old's PoF profile. That's a pretty hard late twenties face. It's just a larp.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Moxxis Endowment posted:

I'll take that bet. I say Bitcoin won't dip below 9.5k for more than an hour at any time in the next week.

ok but u lose if tethers are printed

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Moxxis Endowment posted:

A Ponzi scheme (/ˈpɒn.zi/; also a Ponzi game) is a fraudulent investment operation where the operator generates returns for older investors through revenue paid by new investors, rather than from legitimate business activities or profit of financial trading.

Since there is no fraud perpetrated in Bitcoin, it does not qualify as a ponzi scheme.

FYI bitcoiners invented the term "honest ponzi" to describe any ponzi scheme that's allowed to collapse naturally, implying that a ponzi scheme doesn't have to be fraudulent (although they often are)

Ham Sandwiches posted:

You can be broke and post about bitcoin all you want, but it's not cool if you have money. Then it's suddenly bad.

This but unironically; give me $1.5M and I'm going to start surfing every day (instead of merely some days), not waste time posting on some dead gay forums.

Moxxis my friend posting in this thread instead of moving to Hawaii and becoming a pro surfer is a bad life choice on your part. Arguably that applies to all of us but you could actually afford to do it so you should.

Moxxis Endowment posted:

See how toxic these desperate nocoiners have become? Imagine what they'll be like when bitcoin hits 50k each. They'll probably be doxxing and using death threats.

Either you're aware that bitcoiners have done this exact thing on the regular throughout bitcoin's history or you're not, but it's funny either way

so CYOA:
A) lol nice
B) lol

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

nocoiners are ironically part of the greatest ponzi scheme of them all, the usd dollar

Rad Russian
Aug 15, 2007

Soviet Power Supreme!
Life itself is a giant ponzi. Early on you have all these hopes and dreams, and in the end you're worth nothing.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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Rad Russian posted:

Life itself is a giant ponzi. Early on you have all these hopes and dreams, and in the end you're worth nothing.
It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks, and become one with all the people.

Alpha Mayo
Jan 15, 2007
hi how are you?
there was this racist piece of shit in your av so I fixed it
you're welcome
pay it forward~
http://www.cmegroup.com/rulebook/CME/IV/350/350.pdf

Interesting stuff in the Price Limits section. They are similar to circuit breakers in NYSE.

At 7%, trading is halted for 2 minutes
At 13%, trading is halted for 2 minutes
At 20%, trading is NOT halted, but trades below the 20% limit may not occur.

So lets say the previous closing price of Bitcoin is $10000. If Bitcoin drops to $7000, trading is allowed to continue, but the contract price used for Bitcoin will be $8000. Even if Bitcoin dropped to $5000, it would be limited to $8000.

On the Final date for a monthly futures contract (Jan 26th for January), price limits do NOT apply. So if the price did crash to $4000, Futures can use that price. So when the price crashes, there will be a lot of appeal to purchase futures at a very low price (except for the Bitfinex team, who would never want to actually buy futures because they already have too many Bitcoins). Also, I don't think they are planning to exit after close. Being able to control Bitcoin prices long term (by holding both a ton of Tether, and a ton of Bitcoins), allows them to continually make shitloads of real money. In that position, you'd want to continue the game for as long as you can. And since there are two different Futures exchanges (CME and CBOE), with different settlement dates, you have twice as many money making opportunities.

Due to this, I expect that after the crash near the settlement time, there would be a rally upwards, maybe even to new highs > 19K, so that more contracts can be Sold by them at high prices for both CME and CBOE. Followed by another crash near February 17th. The hardest thing about this of course is keeping the price near 19K. That will take a lot of Tether, or new investors coming in.

Alpha Mayo fucked around with this message at 08:09 on Jan 24, 2018

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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Alpha Mayo posted:

Due to this, I expect that after the crash near the settlement time, there would be a rally upwards, maybe even to new highs > 19K, so that more contracts can be Sold by them at high prices for both CME and CBOE. Followed by another crash near February 17th. The hardest thing about this of course is keeping the price near 19K. That will take a lot of Tether, or new investors coming in.
You'd think that would be massively obvious within, at most, two or three cycles, but then again, I suppose people would hate to be called "nocoiners."

zaurg
Mar 1, 2004

Alpha Mayo posted:

I know I said I was going to leave the poop, but I figured out the last piece of the puzzle. How do you convert Tether to USD and not get stuck with Bitcoins? Shorting Futures contracts.


Hmm 2:45PM Chicago Time two days prior to 3rd Friday of the month? When was that for January?


Now what happened in the 3 days prior to that? Oh yeah, Bitcoin crashed.

So what is coming up?


Bitcoin will crash by 1/26/2018 4:00PM GMT.

ok so yeah the timing is interesting, and many people have said this over the past week, but why is bitcoin crashing when the short contracts expire?

are you saying the price is being manipulated to lower price for the shorting?

what is the answer to someone who asked about the volume of these things... is it a lot?

zaurg fucked around with this message at 08:19 on Jan 24, 2018

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan
this might become the singularity of toxicity: esports meets crypto currencies

https://twitter.com/Esports_News_UK/status/953627973307064325

Darth TNT
Sep 20, 2013

Alpha Mayo posted:

Due to this, I expect that after the crash near the settlement time, there would be a rally upwards, maybe even to new highs > 19K, so that more contracts can be Sold by them at high prices for both CME and CBOE. Followed by another crash near February 17th. The hardest thing about this of course is keeping the price near 19K. That will take a lot of Tether, or new investors coming in.

I like this part. We need either real money or fake money! :derp:

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

ghosTTy posted:

nocoiners are ironically part of the greatest ponzi scheme of them all, the usd dollar

If you think that USD is a ponzi scheme then isn't bitcoin definitely one?

klafbang
Nov 18, 2009
Clapping Larry
How much butt could a buttcoin coin if a buttcoin could coin butt?

Refried Noodle
Feb 23, 2012

Very interesting round table discussion in the Netherlands parliament with companies and regulators. Live now, but you can watch it afterwards as well. Dutch speakers only unfortunately.

https://www.tweedekamer.nl/debat_en_vergadering/commissievergaderingen/details?id=2017A04360

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!
I love this busted broken scam currency. It represents no real economic worth and is used solely to speculate and make USD.

junan_paalla
Dec 29, 2009

Seriously, do drugs
idk where people expect all the money for their future millions to come from. more people buying in to the thing that has already burned lots of people and spawned countless scams and clones?

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

So, long story short, I started trading a year ago, been margin longing the whole run from 1k to 19k ( sometimes closing the top, sometimes closing too early or too late, but always making profit)

I turned 3 lowly btc which I had from playing poker (at the time 3k) into nearly 200 BTC which was almost 4 million at the top and would be 2 million at current prices.

I thought I was a trading genius, a god, whatever. Anyway, this is where the sadness starts.

After the dump from 19k to 11k I went long at the bottom, and kept adding to my position on the bounce to 12k 13k, 14k. Then, at the 16k dead cat, my position was a further 100 BTC in profit. Instead of closing then and having a total 300 BTC, I increased leverage and increased my position size. This entire position was liquadated on the drop back to 12k, because my entry had moved up so much. I lost 100 btc paper profit and nearly 50 BTC margin. I was devasted, and down to 150 BTC total.

After evaluating the situation, I came to the conclusion that the pump to 16k was a dead cat and that we are going lower. Therefore I shorted. At 12k. Added at 13k. Added at 14 and 15k. Got liquidated at the top at 17k. Another 50 BTC loss. Down to 100.

Think, ok we made a higher high at 17k, uptrend back on. Went long. Got liquidated at 13k.

50 BTC left. Devastated, unsure, no clue whats going on. Sat through the drop to 9k, when we bounced I thought it could be the bottom. Longed at 11500, panic closed 10500. When we went to 13k I was kicking myself for panic closing, went long at 12800.

Liquidated this morning for my last bitcoin.

3 BTC to 200, to 0

At this time I am still in shock, the last few months Ive neglected relationships and school, and Ive been daydreaming about living the high life rich as gently caress with my millions.

Now, I am nowhere.

Posting this so others dont gamble away life changing money. Dont want donations or tips not posting an address dont PM me. I never want to hear the word btc again because I want to forget

https://www.reddit.com/r/BitcoinMarkets/comments/7s8umm/how_i_lost_nearly_200_btc_trading_this_past_month/

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

junan_paalla posted:

idk where people expect all the money for their future millions to come from. more people buying in to the thing that has already burned lots of people and spawned countless scams and clones?

the way buttcoiners used to explain it in /r/bitcoin was that if you take the GDP of the entire world and then divide it by 21 million then that's the real price of 1 bitcoin

no I'm serious some people seriously thought this was reasonable and were buying bitcoins on that basis, and they probably still do

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

lazorexplosion posted:

So, long story short, I started trading a year ago, been margin longing the whole run from 1k to 19k ( sometimes closing the top, sometimes closing too early or too late, but always making profit)

I turned 3 lowly btc which I had from playing poker (at the time 3k) into nearly 200 BTC which was almost 4 million at the top and would be 2 million at current prices.

I thought I was a trading genius, a god, whatever. Anyway, this is where the sadness starts.

After the dump from 19k to 11k I went long at the bottom, and kept adding to my position on the bounce to 12k 13k, 14k. Then, at the 16k dead cat, my position was a further 100 BTC in profit. Instead of closing then and having a total 300 BTC, I increased leverage and increased my position size. This entire position was liquadated on the drop back to 12k, because my entry had moved up so much. I lost 100 btc paper profit and nearly 50 BTC margin. I was devasted, and down to 150 BTC total.

After evaluating the situation, I came to the conclusion that the pump to 16k was a dead cat and that we are going lower. Therefore I shorted. At 12k. Added at 13k. Added at 14 and 15k. Got liquidated at the top at 17k. Another 50 BTC loss. Down to 100.

Think, ok we made a higher high at 17k, uptrend back on. Went long. Got liquidated at 13k.

50 BTC left. Devastated, unsure, no clue whats going on. Sat through the drop to 9k, when we bounced I thought it could be the bottom. Longed at 11500, panic closed 10500. When we went to 13k I was kicking myself for panic closing, went long at 12800.

Liquidated this morning for my last bitcoin.

3 BTC to 200, to 0

At this time I am still in shock, the last few months Ive neglected relationships and school, and Ive been daydreaming about living the high life rich as gently caress with my millions.

Now, I am nowhere.

Posting this so others dont gamble away life changing money. Dont want donations or tips not posting an address dont PM me. I never want to hear the word btc again because I want to forget

https://www.reddit.com/r/BitcoinMarkets/comments/7s8umm/how_i_lost_nearly_200_btc_trading_this_past_month/

posts like this one help to illustrate why the gambling comparison is so apt. It's easy for us (and the guy himself) to look back and think "poo poo dude why wouldn't you at least start pulling out huge amounts of cash by the time you were pushing $100k+ in profit", but people are notorious for getting greedy and riding a hot streak into oblivion

This guy wasn't making sound, well-informed investment decisions he was just hoping to make a quick buck, got lucky in doing that, and then finally got too greedy and lost it all

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Dec 22, 2003

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QuarkJets posted:

the way buttcoiners used to explain it in /r/bitcoin was that if you take the GDP of the entire world and then divide it by 21 million then that's the real price of 1 bitcoin

no I'm serious some people seriously thought this was reasonable and were buying bitcoins on that basis, and they probably still do
Now is that the GDP now, the GDP in the lolbertarian future where we all have huge amounts of wealth because of the removal of taxation, or the actual GDP after decades of crippling economic deflation at best?

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Nessus posted:

Now is that the GDP now, the GDP in the lolbertarian future where we all have huge amounts of wealth because of the removal of taxation, or the actual GDP after decades of crippling economic deflation at best?

they were just taking the GDP at that time presumably the future value would be $Texas since after the US government collapses (thanks to bitcoin) we'll all be super-rich and immortal and poo poo

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Dec 22, 2003

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QuarkJets posted:

they were just taking the GDP at that time presumably the future value would be $Texas since after the US government collapses (thanks to bitcoin) we'll all be super-rich and immortal and poo poo
Even... even we, the NoCoiners?

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before

QuarkJets posted:

posts like this one help to illustrate why the gambling comparison is so apt. It's easy for us (and the guy himself) to look back and think "poo poo dude why wouldn't you at least start pulling out huge amounts of cash by the time you were pushing $100k+ in profit", but people are notorious for getting greedy and riding a hot streak into oblivion

This guy wasn't making sound, well-informed investment decisions he was just hoping to make a quick buck, got lucky in doing that, and then finally got too greedy and lost it all

As far as I am aware it's still very hard to pull out big chunks of bitcoin.

Everyone I have ever talked to, irl or online, has only realised small portions of their total profit OR has been pulling money out for weeks

Again, this is why bitcoin is idiotic even as a speculative investment

salt shakeup
Jun 27, 2004

'orrible fucking nights

QuarkJets posted:

if you take the GDP of the entire world and then divide it by 21 million ......
ayyyy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6LOWKVq5sQ

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

klafbang posted:

How much butt could a buttcoin coin if a buttcoin could coin butt?

Beavis and Buttcoin

Rock Puncher
Jul 26, 2014

QuarkJets posted:

posts like this one help to illustrate why the gambling comparison is so apt. It's easy for us (and the guy himself) to look back and think "poo poo dude why wouldn't you at least start pulling out huge amounts of cash by the time you were pushing $100k+ in profit", but people are notorious for getting greedy and riding a hot streak into oblivion

This guy wasn't making sound, well-informed investment decisions he was just hoping to make a quick buck, got lucky in doing that, and then finally got too greedy and lost it all

but its obviously fake! Everyone is getting rich except for nocoiners. I am posting from my lambo right now. I don't understand how foolish goons can fall for such an obvious troll trying to stop you from owning the currency of the future.

I have over 1M in my bank account and I still hold 300 btc and I'm not letting those bad boys go until we finally overthrow the corrupt fiat enabled banking regime and replace it with good honest blockchain technology. It is so obvious that it's FUD I can't even believe that people would fall for such bullshit. Honestly just buy some loving bitcoins and shut up you fools!!

Rock Puncher
Jul 26, 2014
also johnny bcash has been hesitant to post his newest single but i figure someone might enjoy it if they're as hopelessly lame as me

Johnny Bcash - Bitcoin dipping blues
adapted from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Xyp63MaSBs

I hear the panic sellers comin'
they rolling round in bed
And I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when
I'm stuck with bitcoin dipping, and red candles keeps draggin' on
But that exchange keeps a rollin' on down to BIIIITCOOOOOONNNNEEEE

When I was just a nocoiner a subreddit told me Son
Always buy the dips, and don't ever play with alts
But I sold to a man for Renocoin just to watch it fly
When I hear that bitcoin gained a thousand by, I hang my head and cry

I bet there's rich folks eating in a fancy lamborghini car
They're probably drinkin' kool-aide and smoking big cigars
Well I know I had it coming, I know fiat freedom can't be free
But those coins keep a dippin'
And that's what tortures me

Well if they freed me from this prison
If that tether printer was mine
I bet I'd print more money and kick the can farther down the line
Far from nocoiner prison, that's where I want to stay
And I'd let that lonesome whistle close the exchange each day

Rock Puncher fucked around with this message at 12:06 on Jan 24, 2018

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Rock Puncher posted:

but its obviously fake! Everyone is getting rich except for nocoiners. I am posting from my lambo right now. I don't understand how foolish goons can fall for such an obvious troll trying to stop you from owning the currency of the future.

I have over 1M in my bank account and I still hold 300 btc and I'm not letting those bad boys go until we finally overthrow the corrupt fiat enabled banking regime and replace it with good honest blockchain technology. It is so obvious that it's FUD I can't even believe that people would fall for such bullshit. Honestly just buy some loving bitcoins and shut up you fools!!

I like a good fakepost like yours as much as the next guy but seriously, the technology underlying bitcoin is trash and it's shocking that so many people "investing" in it don't realize that or honestly think it's the greatest

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
e: nm, I think I misinterpreted something

Trig Discipline fucked around with this message at 13:21 on Jan 24, 2018

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

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Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

QuarkJets posted:

This but unironically; give me $1.5M and I'm going to start surfing every day (instead of merely some days), not waste time posting on some dead gay forums.

Truer words have never been spoken on these here forums. In fact, this is so true I expect Lowtax to find the post and realize that it's time to close the forums. All that will be left are these words.

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