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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Cash Crab is a female raccoon.

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Cash Crab is a female raccoon.

rude

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Cash Crab is a female raccoon.

Well no wonder. Raccoons don't know how to use computers!

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Why? I'm sorry if I misgendered them. I was under the impression they identified as female; if I'm wrong, then I apologize.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Perhaps if he modded the thread rather than letting it turn into what it did, he wouldn't have had to close it in a huff.



U derailin'

AWFUL

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




BlankIsBeautiful posted:



Well, maybe not an entire day, but certainly a healthy dose!

Mmm, Partially Defatted Cooked Pork Fatty Tissue, my favorite! What even is that? My guess is that it is that it's the left over bits from manufacturing pure lard. Impure lard.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

No pasteurized process cheese spread rules.

Prism
Dec 22, 2007

yospos

We spent so much time thinking about whether we could do something that it never occurred to us to ask if we should.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Haifisch posted:


No pasteurized process cheese spread rules.

:randdid:

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-adaowehIk

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Haifisch posted:


No pasteurized process cheese spread rules.

A slice of cantaloupe melon with strawberries, pineapple chunks, and cheeze whiz :yum:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


That cheese on crackers is fine, anything else is a crime against nature, especially the fruit.

ricketyvickyt
Sep 9, 2010
He has really low standards when it comes to food:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

ricketyvickyt posted:

He has really low standards when it comes to food:



Eh, it's nothing fancy, but I fail to see what's wrong with this

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Why? I'm sorry if I misgendered them. I was under the impression they identified as female; if I'm wrong, then I apologize.

I think it's a joke about how "female dog" is "bitch", so they were making like you called Cash Crab a bitch. I think.

content:


Medium rare chicken at a 4 star hotel




Coffee pizza.

pidan
Nov 6, 2012


I'd try the yogurt crisps

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

pidan posted:

I'd try the yogurt crisps
Googling says they have sour cream, so they'd probably taste like sour cream & onion chips minus the onion. Probably would.

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
Would definitely try the chicken wing ice cream.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Haifisch posted:


No pasteurized process cheese spread rules.

Excuse me??!?!?

You don't waste time putting that poo poo on to your food. You shoot straight down the gullet.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Glazed donut burger would probably be okay

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


DariusLikewise posted:

Glazed donut burger would probably be okay

Than the Luther Burger is for you

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Also known as the Murder Burger.

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

DariusLikewise posted:

Glazed donut burger would probably be okay

Except that's not a glazed donut, that's a honey bun

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

PubicMice posted:

Except that's not a glazed donut, that's a honey bun


Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


"Your vase of spaghetti is ready."

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Zil posted:

"Your vase of spaghetti is ready."



This seems somehow... vulgar

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

It looks like a giant vat of entrails.

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."

any pics of food in a bathroom is so gross to me. even that one with a lady in a tub of Doritos.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Picnic Princess posted:

It looks like a giant vat of entrails.

__________/
Picnic Princess' Mom when PP was born

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

any pics of food in a bathroom is so gross to me. even that one with a lady in a tub of Doritos.







Polyseme
Sep 6, 2009

GROUCH DIVISION


:same:

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Zil posted:

"Your vase of spaghetti is ready."



The awesome part how it's so hard to tell where the spaghetti stops and the pattern begins

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

It's spaghetti all the way down

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS


drat, those s'gehtti o's are not cheap, eat the rich.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Zil posted:

"Your vase of spaghetti is ready."



Wasn't this a Simpsons gag?

Not quite, I guess:

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
Is the spaghetti-o thing from a food-themed Freddy Kruger movie or something?

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
I feel like not enough attention is being paid to the Spagghetio's can that is ripped right through the middle

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




angerbeet posted:

I feel like not enough attention is being paid to the Spagghetio's can that is ripped right through the middle

how else are you supposed to open it???

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snoo
Jul 5, 2007




*vivid flashbacks to that 'art' performance of some person shoving spaghettios up their vagina*

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