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IBM Blockchain Built for business. Built to run on the IBM Cloud. What can we solve together? Digitizing Global Trade with Maersk and IBM: joint venture announced What Every Technical Leader Needs to Know About Blockchain IBM announces major blockchain solution to speed up global payments Blockchain in healthcare: patient benefits and more https://www.ibm.com/blockchain/
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# ? Jan 24, 2018 19:07 |
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lomarf
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# ? Jan 24, 2018 19:11 |
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Ground floor. Let's HODL this loving thread.
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# ? Jan 24, 2018 19:15 |
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IBM HODL For Enterprise
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# ? Jan 24, 2018 19:17 |
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blockchain on the mainframe blockframe
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# ? Jan 24, 2018 19:39 |
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HODLchainframe
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# ? Jan 24, 2018 19:42 |
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Blockchain Technology
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# ? Jan 24, 2018 20:03 |
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International Blockchain Morons
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# ? Jan 24, 2018 20:23 |
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international butt munchers itty bitty machines
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# ? Jan 24, 2018 20:39 |
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can't wait to chain the gently caress otu of my blocks
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# ? Jan 24, 2018 20:46 |
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# ? Jan 24, 2018 21:13 |
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oh no this means apple is going to get into the blockchain arena to break big "brother" blue's stranglehold
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# ? Jan 24, 2018 21:15 |
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IBM has been in the blockchain business for a while now, they're ahead in the game
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# ? Jan 24, 2018 21:20 |
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I don't think it would be possible for IBM to show a stronger sign of being a failed company about to go bankrupt Every time the idiot retard system architects at work mention blockchain I want to slap them r u ready to WALK fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Jan 24, 2018 |
# ? Jan 24, 2018 22:24 |
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does this also rely on millions of people running 250 watt video cards to process <10 transactions per second?
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# ? Jan 24, 2018 22:33 |
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Why blockchain and IoT are best friends posted:Blockchain-based IOT solutions are well suited for simplifying business processes, improving customer experience and achieving significant cost efficiencies.
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# ? Jan 24, 2018 22:49 |
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What better platform for libertarian principles than healthcare.
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# ? Jan 24, 2018 23:09 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:lomarf
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# ? Jan 24, 2018 23:10 |
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carry on then posted:international butt munchers irritable bowel movement
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# ? Jan 24, 2018 23:14 |
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cant innovate my rear end
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# ? Jan 24, 2018 23:30 |
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pram posted:cant innovate my rear end ibm's watson is gonna innovate your rear end if you catch my drift
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# ? Jan 24, 2018 23:39 |
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r u ready to WALK posted:I don't think it would be possible for IBM to show a stronger sign of being a failed company about to go bankrupt just posted their best quarter in years lmao
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# ? Jan 25, 2018 00:09 |
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OldAlias posted:imaginary bowel money
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# ? Jan 25, 2018 02:37 |
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Where do I invest?
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# ? Jan 25, 2018 05:08 |
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incredible bowel movement
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# ? Jan 25, 2018 09:17 |
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inescapable blockchain madness
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# ? Jan 25, 2018 15:14 |
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lomarf
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# ? Jan 25, 2018 15:14 |
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flakeloaf posted:lotus 16TwFFhizi6UQYSdCmYTmYn15g4zoy2hfy 2A9yDcLGYGG2tp4TnmMMsSsbhCX54Di6DE 3DmJYZohZcP1qDGjko12jmR3y1Rcv4w5dieJk2g
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# ? Jan 25, 2018 15:29 |
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# ? Jan 25, 2018 16:06 |
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and 10000% more dickcopters
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# ? Jan 25, 2018 16:09 |
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Urghhh. Our CEO came to me a couple of weeks ago asking about blockchain and he expected me to know all about it because I'm an expert in SQL databases. It seems idiots have gotten this idea that blockchain is the only way to distribute a DB securely.
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# ? Jan 25, 2018 17:55 |
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Hahaha
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# ? Jan 25, 2018 17:56 |
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Anime girl, furry guy, and Goku sit around a conference table in Second Life to discuss the product strategy for IBM blockchain...
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# ? Jan 25, 2018 17:59 |
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btw the guy who started second life is now on the blockchain bandwagon, he's gonna use it to track transactions in his new VR system i'm not really paying attention to blockchain discourse, do any of the promoters ever show awareness that no business anywhere keeps a fully seekable ledger back to the beginning of time? at various points they're going to closse the books and keep them around for 10 years in case they get sued & this has worked fine for centuries
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# ? Jan 25, 2018 19:20 |
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blockchain wants to take the creativity out of corporate accounting, which benefits no one, and hand the keys over to drug dealers, pedophiles and crypto-fascists
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# ? Jan 25, 2018 20:26 |
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which is to say, tech ceos
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# ? Jan 25, 2018 20:33 |
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*whispers* blockchain
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# ? Jan 25, 2018 20:41 |
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Gazpacho posted:btw the guy who started second life is now on the blockchain bandwagon, he's gonna use it to track transactions in his new VR system Rofl. I wonder if there exists some kind of database that can store transaction operations related to different users. A transactional relational database, so to speak.
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# ? Jan 25, 2018 21:40 |
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carry on then posted:
maybe there actually is something to this lizard people thing
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# ? Jan 25, 2018 23:16 |
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carry on then posted:
And, for an instant, she stared directly into those soft blue eyes and knew, with an instinctive mammalian certainty, that the exceedingly rich were no longer even remotely human.
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