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Comptroll The Forums: Apr 25, 2007; DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Memento posted:

here's a handy chart that should stop that in its tracks

If you're watching 4 hours of NFL, you're getting just under 20 minutes of actual football, and most of that will be boring. Watch a highlight package afterwards.

Heh, football? Hey guys, more like handegg :smug:

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Memento posted:

here's a handy chart that should stop that in its tracks

If you're watching 4 hours of NFL, you're getting just under 20 minutes of actual football, and most of that will be boring. Watch a highlight package afterwards.

There's grousing in NFL circles that ratings are down (though TV viewership in general is down, but that's another matter) and the concept of highlight reels/RedZone channel being available quickly is thought to be part of it.

Or player protests, if you're to believe Papa John's.

Content:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDp-ABzpRX8

# ? Jan 24, 2018 03:13

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

PittTheElder posted:

The only football game you ever need to know about is this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doZzrsDJo-4

drat you. I *have* to watch the whole thing every time it's posted.

Jon Bois makes such interesting videos.

# ? Jan 24, 2018 03:54

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

So who you guys think wins the SuperBowl?

# ? Jan 24, 2018 04:03

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

JoelJoel posted:

So who you guys think wins the SuperBowl?

Not the fans. Unless a meteor hits the stadium.

GO METEOR!

# ? Jan 24, 2018 04:06

Ccs: Feb 25, 2011

Pocket Billiards posted:

Do they share a mother?

I get this reference.

# ? Jan 24, 2018 04:16

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Memento posted:

Just hit any of the question marks next to any post and change the resulting url to have your user ID at the end (92905)

There's a tiny greasemonkey script which puts an option to search for your own posts at the top and bottom of every thread. It's a bloody godsend when you're trying to find something you posted ages ago.

code:

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# ? Jan 24, 2018 04:27

dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

# ? Jan 24, 2018 05:41

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

dumb. posted:

Lol

# ? Jan 24, 2018 05:48

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

# ? Jan 24, 2018 05:56

Double Punctuation: Dec 30, 2009; Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

The MSJ posted:

You forgot the ifunny.co watermark.

# ? Jan 24, 2018 06:46

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Milo and POTUS posted:

Listen pal, we're arguing about how much we hate the patriots now

La-li-lu-le-lo.

# ? Jan 24, 2018 07:00

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

RareAcumen posted:

""im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly enlarge and transform into a corn cob

# ? Jan 24, 2018 07:12

Clockwork Sputnik: Nov 6, 2004; 24 Hour Party Monster

The MSJ posted:

Stdh.jpg

# ? Jan 24, 2018 07:35

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

The MSJ posted:

What kind of name is Ihing?

# ? Jan 24, 2018 08:36

Dear Prudence: Sep 3, 2012

His name is King. Bravo to him. Christopher Columbus was a piece of poo poo and they really need to stop teaching kids lies about him.

# ? Jan 24, 2018 08:43

Esplanade: Jan 6, 2005

Ccs posted:

" I don't know whether I ever loved her or not, Harry. That doesn't matter. The point is I keep what is mine. No exception to that rule, ever! No exceptions, Harry. "

Esplanade has a new favorite as of 10:05 on Jan 24, 2018

# ? Jan 24, 2018 09:08

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Clockwork Sputnik posted:

Stdh.jpg

Must be a really good teacher since they have the same handwriting.

# ? Jan 24, 2018 14:07

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into an ear of field corn.

# ? Jan 24, 2018 14:42

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into an ear of field corn.

The metacornasis

# ? Jan 24, 2018 15:03

ol qwerty bastard: Dec 13, 2005; If you want something done, do it yourself!

dumb. posted:

Now I understand why they call it graph-iti.

# ? Jan 24, 2018 15:05

Rolo: Nov 16, 2005; Hmm, what have we here?

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

The metacornasis

Kettlemorphosis.

# ? Jan 24, 2018 15:36

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

ol qwerty bastard posted:

Now I understand why they call it graph-iti.

I know who made this pun, and I know when you made it, but I'm left solving for why.

# ? Jan 24, 2018 15:46

DavidAlltheTime: Feb 14, 2008; All David...all the TIME!

It's like Banksy always says: "When the cops show up, rise over run!"

# ? Jan 24, 2018 15:59

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Lobok posted:

I know who made this pun, and I know when you made it, but I'm left solving for why.

An unlabelled axis

# ? Jan 24, 2018 16:11

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Done. The answer is gently caress you :xd:

hth.

# ? Jan 24, 2018 16:21

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Gorilla Salad posted:

An unlabelled axis

Should I be worried about you, dude? You're throwing up some serious red flags.

# ? Jan 24, 2018 17:10

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Football for me lately has consisted of flipping back to see the score while watching The Love Boat on MeTV

# ? Jan 24, 2018 17:21

ZeusCannon: Nov 5, 2009; BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH; Grimey Drawer

Iron Crowned posted:

Football for me lately has consisted of flipping back to see the score while watching The Love Boat on MeTV

Grandpa?

# ? Jan 24, 2018 17:31

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

ZeusCannon posted:

Grandpa?

I'm only 36 :smith:

# ? Jan 24, 2018 17:32

Aleph Null: Jun 10, 2008; You look very stressed; Tortured By Flan

Iron Crowned posted:

Football for me lately has consisted of flipping back to see the score while watching The Love Boat on MeTV

Football is about great asses in tight pants, right?

# ? Jan 24, 2018 17:34

Evilreaver: Feb 26, 2007; GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!; Dinosaur Gum

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into an ear of field corn.

He's not owned! He's not owned!

# ? Jan 24, 2018 17:43

Such Fun: May 6, 2013

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

The metacornasis

Maizamorphosis you mean.

# ? Jan 24, 2018 17:52

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

You people and your fancy words.

It's clearly a cornversion.

# ? Jan 24, 2018 17:55

Tetracube: Feb 12, 2014; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into an ear of field corn.

city girls make do

# ? Jan 24, 2018 18:50

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Lobok posted:

Should I be worried about you, dude? You're throwing up some serious red flags.

this post should not have been glossed over as it has been, as it is Very Good

# ? Jan 24, 2018 19:11

La Brea Carpet: Nov 22, 2007; I have no mouth and I must post

Tetracube posted:

city girls make do

with corn in it

# ? Jan 24, 2018 19:14

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Aleph Null posted:

Football is about great asses in tight pants, right?

That's why every play ends in a frenzy of rear end slapping.

# ? Jan 24, 2018 19:57

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Rolo posted:

Kettlemorphosis.

Pop that corn!

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Big Grunty Secret: Aug 28, 2007; Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?

Picnic Princess posted:

Pop that corn!

Whoop that trick!

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