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MikeJF posted:That is a long loving sword. They don't call it a zweihänder fer nothin'
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it'll zwei the gently caress out of your hands just you watch
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In Which Allison Almost Stabs Some Nine-Year-Olds
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Well, that answers my question about the village, and raises about twenty more.Poltergrift posted:In Which Allison Almost Stabs Some Nine-Year-Olds "And yet I'm the bad guy, just because I'm a 40 story tall beast who slaughtered all his relatives and lords over 1/7 of creation." Dead Reckoning fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Jan 24, 2018 |
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Allisson is going to find zaid living with a nice family counting coins and teaching a 9 year old algebra. He's super fine and the dragon is a cool old grandpa.
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Demiurge4 posted:teaching a 9 year old algebra
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Even better, these kids are probably families of all the guards her party just murdered their way through.
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PMush Perfect posted:
appropriately enough, a great little app to learn the basic operations of algebra is dragonbox
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A drat shame Mottom wasn't discovered by Mammon, a demiurge that could appreciate her skills.
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Gotta work your way up to killing dragons Allison. These kids will be a good jumping off point. Darth Walrus posted:Who said anything about swords? I’m totally up for some delicious supernatural noodle recipes.
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If Incubus-Allison was still in control, all those kids would be dead right now.
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kill six billion childrens
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Who What Now posted:They don't call it a zweihänder fer nothin' Looks more like a vierhänder.
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Say Nothing posted:If Incubus-Allison was still in control, all those kids would be dead right now. The dragon would've been slain.
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Has anyone played the new Apocalypse-powered RPG that dropped for patreon users? How was it? Is it worth getting? Does it successfully capture the feel of the comic?
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Allison, it might be time to put that thing a way and consider a different strategy, because it's pretty clear that swords don't do poo poo to this guy. Or climb the swords of those who came before you in a QTE, then stab the glowing weak point on his head.
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Hell yeah, SotC that guy.
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Well, I guess that resolves which Arcana he is.
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"Now I'll have to start over. One! Ah ah ah... two! Ah ah ah... three! Ah ah ah..."
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Aww, Mammon looks so distraught  e: also yeah this is absolutely not sword time, maybe allison and mammon could have a lovely chat about how much it sucks to get repeatedly stabbed ThaumPenguin fucked around with this message at 22:21 on Jan 26, 2018 |
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Least he keeps active in old age And actually I think she should stab him to death, the predecessors simply didn't sword hard enough Common enough mistake, really SniperWoreConverse fucked around with this message at 22:29 on Jan 26, 2018 |
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Just think if Mammon was collecting swords in his hide because he had the syllable "Sword" and took it very literally.
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What was Mottom's word of Royalty, again? And for that matter, do we know what all seven names of Royalty are?
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Who What Now posted:What was Mottom's word of Royalty, again? Mottom was Glory. Incubus is Flame. Mammon is Tower. The remaining names are Beast, Mind, Diamond and Blade, iirc.
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PMush Perfect posted:Well, I guess that resolves which Arcana he is. Obsessive-compulsive disorder?
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Say Nothing posted:Obsessive-compulsive disorder? 
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Bongo Bill posted:I think that this dog might be bad. Mods please ban this filth.
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The government doesn't want you to know that dogs can be bad. But they can. They're real. Bad dogs are out there. Open your eyes, sheeple!
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No dog is born bad, they are only made bad by bad men.
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I'm afraid that dog... is only 9/10.
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Iä! Iä!
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shirts and skins posted:Iä! Iä! So these are Link noises, right?
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Wittgen posted:So these are Link noises, right? Lovecraft cribbed them from Crowley, or maybe vice versa. Prob ended up getting pulled from some one of those weird gnostic homilies that started getting recovered around that time. actually I dunno what the gently caress but I suspect they came from something that's no longer understood because everyone who could have gotten what it was supposed to be in context got purged a couple thousand years ago
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Someone in the comments section had the suggestion that Mammon literally cannot keep track of his hoard anymore, because he's got dementia. I can buy it, although even if he doesn't have dementia his hoard is so infinitely big that might be a problem anyway, thus paranoia, constant counting, and cultivating a priesthood to count for him... and probably not even trusting them fully? The book So You Want To Be A Wizard had a senile dragon, although that dragon certainly wasn't one of the seven false god-rulers of reality. The protagonists solved his problem after taking a stolen book he was given back, by raising a ward around his lair that kept everyone else out, thus giving him security against thieves. Mammon's certainly done his best to go with that kind of solution, too.
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