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some kinda masturbation joke involving the canada arm and the russian docking port
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*daily planet man voice* wow
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What did the Canadarm say to the Soyuz capsule? "Sorry."
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Hey babe, soyuz single or what
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im surprised we didnt refer to chris hadfield as a canadastronaut the whole time he was up there because were so insecure we have to remind people we exist 24/7
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Jan 25, 2018 17:10
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Imagine I empty quoted most of the last page. Can we call that Canadaposting?
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I mean if you want, I am not married to the idea.
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vyelkin posted:im surprised we didnt refer to chris hadfield as a canadastronaut the whole time he was up there because were so insecure we have to remind people we exist 24/7 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaOC9danxNo what kind of patriot are you
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gently caress i just got a call from ctv, they want to interview me about my canadarm posting
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i've got a wicked arm reduction joke in the chamber for when it falls off
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Canadarm2 has a lot of joints [joke]weed legalization [/joke]
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"so how did you, esteemed inventor of our prodigious space grabber get the inspiration for our revolutionary design?" "well, noted media personality peter mansbridge, i looked slightly to my left and slightly to my right and thought drat, nice"
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Eox posted:do you think that astronauts are used to us at this point? do they get down from the ISS thinking "time to do another ten loving interviews with the CBC about the arm i use to not die up here" I'm sure all the Canadian Astronauts get razzed about it "We gotta do some work on the solar arrays, go kick Thirsk out of his bunk and get him to do it, tell him we don't have the qualifications to work the arm" "Hadfield is just like us, he puts his shirts on one Canadarm at a time"
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I will have you know that not only did Canada invent the Canadarm, we also invented Time Zones
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angerbeet posted:I will have you know that not only did Canada invent the Canadarm, we also invented Time Zones also the greatest airplane ever to not fly the skies
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alternatively, the least efficient missile to ever hit the ground
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And nickleback.
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they called the third canadarm "candarm canadaone"
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canadaarm 360
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Eox posted:alternatively, the least efficient missile to ever hit the ground The avro arrow?
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mother canadarm in memory of the victims of communism
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Jan 25, 2018 18:12
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My extended health benefits doesnt even cover eye care. Zero. What a joke.
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I get 200$ a year for narutopaths tho. Gonna take 1mg a week of carrots and fix my eyes. Thanks boss.
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Railway time, like the electric telegraph before it, are modern tools of the Devil designed to warp and corrupt God’s earthly Kingdom.
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Wrenever posted:I'm sure all the Canadian Astronauts get razzed about it "james, i think you're finally ready to work the arm" "everyone works the arm dave, it's not a big deal, literally a child could do it" "this is an amazing honor james" "i'm so happy for you" "you guys it's just an arm" "wow, it's finally arm time huh? you can become a man now"
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Reality Loser posted:My extended health benefits doesnt even cover eye care. Zero. What a joke. Wow, canadian healthcare, do you know? So much better than the United States. British healthcare? Dental? Korean healthcare? European healthcare? Mental health? Are you crazy, what are you saying? Our healthcare is better than the United States.
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Reality Loser posted:My extended health benefits doesnt even cover eye care. Zero. What a joke. what up no eyecare buddy
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Mameluke posted:Wow, canadian healthcare, do you know? So much better than the United States. tbf it's easy to make that comparison when americans are literally dying from lack of care and we're like "oh god this wait time is so long, this must be the worst medical emergency that has ever happened to anyone" otoh yeah it sucks and needs changing
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Reality Loser posted:I get 200$ a year for narutopaths tho. Gonna take 1mg a week of carrots and fix my eyes. Thanks boss. my extended benefits give me $500 a year to see a christian science practitioner 
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Reality Loser posted:I get 200$ a year for narutopaths tho. Gonna take 1mg a week of carrots and fix my eyes. Thanks boss. pictured, narutopath 
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Postess with the Mostest posted:Vote Brown Aged so fast, made Trump surrogates jealous.
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Presence posted:my extended benefits give me $500 a year to see a christian science practitioner ... Do they tell about how humans and dinosaurs lived together before God smote the Dinosaurs for their rampant gamorahing?
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Presence posted:my extended benefits give me $500 a year to see a christian science practitioner I hope they preach the massage
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the only happy ending you get is eternal paradise after dying of dysentery or whatever
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https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/956605813602377728
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I have to do the Canadian thing and complain about our thread title *Boring?* The reason America isn't boring is because its a neo-darwinian hellscape ruled over by a stumbling, demented, child king. If that's what 'boring' is I'll take it So: single posters ITT Have you thought of marrying an American refugee? I mean granted having to marry someone to escape your nation's squalidly dysfunctional political oppression is unfair and hosed up, making them live in a place where the fog gets so thick it can support the weight of small fish that swim in it more unfair still But I bet there are some cute ones out there in need of marrying
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i've got a standing offer to my american friends that if they need out i will be their groom
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Nebakenezzer posted:I have to do the Canadian thing and complain about our thread title a/s/l?
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It's not as simple as just marrying a Canadian. You still have to follow the same process as other prospective immigrants (or just be rich and become an Immigrant Investor lol)
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