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Universal Studios in both Orlando and Hollywood have a Simpsons area and ride that were both created post-movie think the general public, especially foreigners still like the idea of The Simpsons but probably don’t actively watch. They put it on as background noise and don’t play close enough attention to realize how bad it sucks. I believe that this is how the show is still profitable.
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- SEX BURRITO
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Is there even demand for Simpsons merchandise anymore?
I remember it was all over in the early 90's, but the last time I saw anything was at least 12 years ago.
I think the funko pops and Lego sets did pretty well. The sort of people who watched classic Simpsons are old enough to pay hundreds for this crap.
Also, around Father’s Day and Christmas you get a poo poo-ton of Homer socks, tshirts, bottle openers, beer glasses etc for the Dad market. That must still make a lot of money.
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- The_Rob
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Is there even demand for Simpsons merchandise anymore?
I remember it was all over in the early 90's, but the last time I saw anything was at least 12 years ago.
There is a pretty decent amount of bootleg Simpsons merch on instagram. They usually have some good shirts and other stuff. Like I bought some frank grimes pencils recently, and a stone cutters enamel pin.
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I see stuff like Simpsons lego sets and apparel all the time but it doesn't take anywhere near as much shelf space as it used to.
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The Simpsons was official allowed to broadcast in China about 2 years ago from whatever seasons was the newest at the time, and with it came an influx of official Simpsons merch in shops. Last I was in Shanghai I saw many people in various Simpsons clothing so I guess this is a new source of profits for Fox.
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bootleg enamel pins?! BUT THATS THE SWEETEST PLUM!
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- Junk
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- abigserve
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I can’t imagine the amount of bootleg steamed hams merch there must be by now.
Ye gods! My shirts are ruined!
But what if... I was to buy bootleg Chinese merchandise and disguise it as my officially licensed brand
Heh heh heh, cunningly capitalistic Seymour
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You'll love this. I made a rant at Lisa inspired by how Quagmire rants at Brian the dog. XD So here we go!
LISA: All I done was try to be nice to you and you still don't like me. How can you not like me? =(
ME:....Okay, I'll tell ya. You are the worst human being I know! Every time I try to have fun watch your show with your family in it, you constantly ruin it with your bitching and moaning. In fact all of your dialogues are mostly bitching and moaning. Plus your voice is just ear rape to me, I'm sorry but it is. Sure Homer Simpson and Bart maybe idiots, I understand that but when they try to do something thoughtful and nice to you, this is how you repay them? And to add insult to their injury and such, you act all bitchy and ungrateful to them and being such a killjoy! And seriously I know you're surrounded by idiots, so am I. But you, you're too unrealistic even for a cartoon character! I mean every time there's another kid who is your age who seems "smarter than you", did you act all mature about it like you're supposed to? Noooo! You just freak out, act all annoying and childish about it. You're NEVER EVER gonna be the only smart person in the world, okay?! You NEED a reality check more than I ever do!
And what really bothers me is that you lack self-esteem and self-sufficiency, you always take the fun out of everything like the time you took the fun out of baseball which is why Bart and everyone is mad at you. Ya know I maybe an autistic child who likes to have fun all the time but at I'm least I'm intelligent too. Humor can be a sign of intelligence too. I'm sorry you don't realize that! I don't give everyone books about math or metric system or other complicated crap. Because not everything is about it. You seem like a right-brainer but you're mostly a left-brainer! You're just a spoiled brat who acts like a number cruncher even though you have an "artistic side". God you're pretentious! ~>=C
And you delude yourself on going to college when in reality you can never make it especially for your age.
And you never have ANY explanation why you were smart! I mean sure, you're "gifted". But children are gifted out of curiosity. For instance, Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory wants to become a scientist. You NEVER had an explanation on why you're so smart. And I don't wanna hear sarcastic voice "I'm only 8 years old". Lisa, I don't give A CRAP IF YOU'RE 8!!! Some 8 year olds don't act like you so do NOT even go there!
And I think what I hate most about you. Is when you're a member of PETA instead of ASPCA and spreading all your vegan nazi bullshit and saying things like "Fur is murder" and the fact you're a tree hugger. Yes I didn't like the rainforest clearings but what I learned last time is that sometimes some trees and animals need to make a sacrifice of themselves by becoming boards and meat. It is THE FACTS OF LIFE!! And other things that is annoying is that you try to over-analyze logic when they talk about God's work or when you bitch about circuses still abuses animals.
Well what have YOU done to help?! I work down at the Botanical Gardens trimming dead roses for everyone to enjoy and breathe natural oxygen at, Lisa. Never seen you down there! You wanna help? Grab some garden tools!
And by the way, trying to attend college and being the only smart kid around doesn't make you Jesus Christ. Oh wait! You don't believe in Jesus Christ!
Or any other religions for that matter except for Buddhism "because other religions are for idiots".
WELL WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO TALK DOWN TO ANYONE?! ~>=E
You failed at being someone's lover many times but not as much of a failure as a babysitter. How's your brother of yours anyway?
But you know what? I could forgiven all of that...ALL OF IT.
If you weren't such a bore! That's the worst of it, Lisa.
You're just a BIG, sad, vegan bore. exhales
I excuse myself from dinner and says as I threw my napkin on the table
ME: Well see you, Lisa. Thanks for the loving salad bar. >_> she storms out
LISA: (*^︹^*)
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You'll love this. I made a rant at Lisa inspired by how Quagmire rants at Brian the dog. XD So here we go!
LISA: All I done was try to be nice to you and you still don't like me. How can you not like me? =(
ME:....Okay, I'll tell ya. You are the worst human being I know! Every time I try to have fun watch your show with your family in it, you constantly ruin it with your bitching and moaning. In fact all of your dialogues are mostly bitching and moaning. Plus your voice is just ear rape to me, I'm sorry but it is. Sure Homer Simpson and Bart maybe idiots, I understand that but when they try to do something thoughtful and nice to you, this is how you repay them? And to add insult to their injury and such, you act all bitchy and ungrateful to them and being such a killjoy! And seriously I know you're surrounded by idiots, so am I. But you, you're too unrealistic even for a cartoon character! I mean every time there's another kid who is your age who seems "smarter than you", did you act all mature about it like you're supposed to? Noooo! You just freak out, act all annoying and childish about it. You're NEVER EVER gonna be the only smart person in the world, okay?! You NEED a reality check more than I ever do!
And what really bothers me is that you lack self-esteem and self-sufficiency, you always take the fun out of everything like the time you took the fun out of baseball which is why Bart and everyone is mad at you. Ya know I maybe an autistic child who likes to have fun all the time but at I'm least I'm intelligent too. Humor can be a sign of intelligence too. I'm sorry you don't realize that! I don't give everyone books about math or metric system or other complicated crap. Because not everything is about it. You seem like a right-brainer but you're mostly a left-brainer! You're just a spoiled brat who acts like a number cruncher even though you have an "artistic side". God you're pretentious! ~>=C
And you delude yourself on going to college when in reality you can never make it especially for your age.
And you never have ANY explanation why you were smart! I mean sure, you're "gifted". But children are gifted out of curiosity. For instance, Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory wants to become a scientist. You NEVER had an explanation on why you're so smart. And I don't wanna hear sarcastic voice "I'm only 8 years old". Lisa, I don't give A CRAP IF YOU'RE 8!!! Some 8 year olds don't act like you so do NOT even go there!
And I think what I hate most about you. Is when you're a member of PETA instead of ASPCA and spreading all your vegan nazi bullshit and saying things like "Fur is murder" and the fact you're a tree hugger. Yes I didn't like the rainforest clearings but what I learned last time is that sometimes some trees and animals need to make a sacrifice of themselves by becoming boards and meat. It is THE FACTS OF LIFE!! And other things that is annoying is that you try to over-analyze logic when they talk about God's work or when you bitch about circuses still abuses animals.
Well what have YOU done to help?! I work down at the Botanical Gardens trimming dead roses for everyone to enjoy and breathe natural oxygen at, Lisa. Never seen you down there! You wanna help? Grab some garden tools!
And by the way, trying to attend college and being the only smart kid around doesn't make you Jesus Christ. Oh wait! You don't believe in Jesus Christ!
Or any other religions for that matter except for Buddhism "because other religions are for idiots".
WELL WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO TALK DOWN TO ANYONE?! ~>=E
You failed at being someone's lover many times but not as much of a failure as a babysitter. How's your brother of yours anyway?
But you know what? I could forgiven all of that...ALL OF IT.
If you weren't such a bore! That's the worst of it, Lisa.
You're just a BIG, sad, vegan bore. exhales
I excuse myself from dinner and says as I threw my napkin on the table
ME: Well see you, Lisa. Thanks for the loving salad bar. >_> she storms out
LISA: (*^︹^*)
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Incorrect
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You'll love this. I made a rant at Lisa inspired by how Quagmire rants at Brian the dog. XD So here we go!
LISA: All I done was try to be nice to you and you still don't like me. How can you not like me? =(
ME:....Okay, I'll tell ya. You are the worst human being I know! Every time I try to have fun watch your show with your family in it, you constantly ruin it with your bitching and moaning. In fact all of your dialogues are mostly bitching and moaning. Plus your voice is just ear rape to me, I'm sorry but it is. Sure Homer Simpson and Bart maybe idiots, I understand that but when they try to do something thoughtful and nice to you, this is how you repay them? And to add insult to their injury and such, you act all bitchy and ungrateful to them and being such a killjoy! And seriously I know you're surrounded by idiots, so am I. But you, you're too unrealistic even for a cartoon character! I mean every time there's another kid who is your age who seems "smarter than you", did you act all mature about it like you're supposed to? Noooo! You just freak out, act all annoying and childish about it. You're NEVER EVER gonna be the only smart person in the world, okay?! You NEED a reality check more than I ever do!
And what really bothers me is that you lack self-esteem and self-sufficiency, you always take the fun out of everything like the time you took the fun out of baseball which is why Bart and everyone is mad at you. Ya know I maybe an autistic child who likes to have fun all the time but at I'm least I'm intelligent too. Humor can be a sign of intelligence too. I'm sorry you don't realize that! I don't give everyone books about math or metric system or other complicated crap. Because not everything is about it. You seem like a right-brainer but you're mostly a left-brainer! You're just a spoiled brat who acts like a number cruncher even though you have an "artistic side". God you're pretentious! ~>=C
And you delude yourself on going to college when in reality you can never make it especially for your age.
And you never have ANY explanation why you were smart! I mean sure, you're "gifted". But children are gifted out of curiosity. For instance, Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory wants to become a scientist. You NEVER had an explanation on why you're so smart. And I don't wanna hear sarcastic voice "I'm only 8 years old". Lisa, I don't give A CRAP IF YOU'RE 8!!! Some 8 year olds don't act like you so do NOT even go there!
And I think what I hate most about you. Is when you're a member of PETA instead of ASPCA and spreading all your vegan nazi bullshit and saying things like "Fur is murder" and the fact you're a tree hugger. Yes I didn't like the rainforest clearings but what I learned last time is that sometimes some trees and animals need to make a sacrifice of themselves by becoming boards and meat. It is THE FACTS OF LIFE!! And other things that is annoying is that you try to over-analyze logic when they talk about God's work or when you bitch about circuses still abuses animals.
Well what have YOU done to help?! I work down at the Botanical Gardens trimming dead roses for everyone to enjoy and breathe natural oxygen at, Lisa. Never seen you down there! You wanna help? Grab some garden tools!
And by the way, trying to attend college and being the only smart kid around doesn't make you Jesus Christ. Oh wait! You don't believe in Jesus Christ!
Or any other religions for that matter except for Buddhism "because other religions are for idiots".
WELL WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO TALK DOWN TO ANYONE?! ~>=E
You failed at being someone's lover many times but not as much of a failure as a babysitter. How's your brother of yours anyway?
But you know what? I could forgiven all of that...ALL OF IT.
If you weren't such a bore! That's the worst of it, Lisa.
You're just a BIG, sad, vegan bore. exhales
I excuse myself from dinner and says as I threw my napkin on the table
ME: Well see you, Lisa. Thanks for the loving salad bar. >_> she storms out
LISA: (*^︹^*)
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Yeah, I'm not going to read this
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You'll love this. I made a rant at Lisa inspired by how Quagmire rants at Brian the dog. XD So here we go!
LISA: All I done was try to be nice to you and you still don't like me. How can you not like me? =(
ME:....Okay, I'll tell ya. You are the worst human being I know! Every time I try to have fun watch your show with your family in it, you constantly ruin it with your bitching and moaning. In fact all of your dialogues are mostly bitching and moaning. Plus your voice is just ear rape to me, I'm sorry but it is. Sure Homer Simpson and Bart maybe idiots, I understand that but when they try to do something thoughtful and nice to you, this is how you repay them? And to add insult to their injury and such, you act all bitchy and ungrateful to them and being such a killjoy! And seriously I know you're surrounded by idiots, so am I. But you, you're too unrealistic even for a cartoon character! I mean every time there's another kid who is your age who seems "smarter than you", did you act all mature about it like you're supposed to? Noooo! You just freak out, act all annoying and childish about it. You're NEVER EVER gonna be the only smart person in the world, okay?! You NEED a reality check more than I ever do!
And what really bothers me is that you lack self-esteem and self-sufficiency, you always take the fun out of everything like the time you took the fun out of baseball which is why Bart and everyone is mad at you. Ya know I maybe an autistic child who likes to have fun all the time but at I'm least I'm intelligent too. Humor can be a sign of intelligence too. I'm sorry you don't realize that! I don't give everyone books about math or metric system or other complicated crap. Because not everything is about it. You seem like a right-brainer but you're mostly a left-brainer! You're just a spoiled brat who acts like a number cruncher even though you have an "artistic side". God you're pretentious! ~>=C
And you delude yourself on going to college when in reality you can never make it especially for your age.
And you never have ANY explanation why you were smart! I mean sure, you're "gifted". But children are gifted out of curiosity. For instance, Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory wants to become a scientist. You NEVER had an explanation on why you're so smart. And I don't wanna hear sarcastic voice "I'm only 8 years old". Lisa, I don't give A CRAP IF YOU'RE 8!!! Some 8 year olds don't act like you so do NOT even go there!
And I think what I hate most about you. Is when you're a member of PETA instead of ASPCA and spreading all your vegan nazi bullshit and saying things like "Fur is murder" and the fact you're a tree hugger. Yes I didn't like the rainforest clearings but what I learned last time is that sometimes some trees and animals need to make a sacrifice of themselves by becoming boards and meat. It is THE FACTS OF LIFE!! And other things that is annoying is that you try to over-analyze logic when they talk about God's work or when you bitch about circuses still abuses animals.
Well what have YOU done to help?! I work down at the Botanical Gardens trimming dead roses for everyone to enjoy and breathe natural oxygen at, Lisa. Never seen you down there! You wanna help? Grab some garden tools!
And by the way, trying to attend college and being the only smart kid around doesn't make you Jesus Christ. Oh wait! You don't believe in Jesus Christ!
Or any other religions for that matter except for Buddhism "because other religions are for idiots".
WELL WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO TALK DOWN TO ANYONE?! ~>=E
You failed at being someone's lover many times but not as much of a failure as a babysitter. How's your brother of yours anyway?
But you know what? I could forgiven all of that...ALL OF IT.
If you weren't such a bore! That's the worst of it, Lisa.
You're just a BIG, sad, vegan bore. exhales
I excuse myself from dinner and says as I threw my napkin on the table
ME: Well see you, Lisa. Thanks for the loving salad bar. >_> she storms out
LISA: (*^︹^*)
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The funniest part of this is that you spent 20 minutes writing it.
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You'll love this. I made a rant at Lisa inspired by how Quagmire rants at Brian the dog. XD So here we go!
LISA: All I done was try to be nice to you and you still don't like me. How can you not like me? =(
ME:....Okay, I'll tell ya. You are the worst human being I know! Every time I try to have fun watch your show with your family in it, you constantly ruin it with your bitching and moaning. In fact all of your dialogues are mostly bitching and moaning. Plus your voice is just ear rape to me, I'm sorry but it is. Sure Homer Simpson and Bart maybe idiots, I understand that but when they try to do something thoughtful and nice to you, this is how you repay them? And to add insult to their injury and such, you act all bitchy and ungrateful to them and being such a killjoy! And seriously I know you're surrounded by idiots, so am I. But you, you're too unrealistic even for a cartoon character! I mean every time there's another kid who is your age who seems "smarter than you", did you act all mature about it like you're supposed to? Noooo! You just freak out, act all annoying and childish about it. You're NEVER EVER gonna be the only smart person in the world, okay?! You NEED a reality check more than I ever do!
And what really bothers me is that you lack self-esteem and self-sufficiency, you always take the fun out of everything like the time you took the fun out of baseball which is why Bart and everyone is mad at you. Ya know I maybe an autistic child who likes to have fun all the time but at I'm least I'm intelligent too. Humor can be a sign of intelligence too. I'm sorry you don't realize that! I don't give everyone books about math or metric system or other complicated crap. Because not everything is about it. You seem like a right-brainer but you're mostly a left-brainer! You're just a spoiled brat who acts like a number cruncher even though you have an "artistic side". God you're pretentious! ~>=C
And you delude yourself on going to college when in reality you can never make it especially for your age.
And you never have ANY explanation why you were smart! I mean sure, you're "gifted". But children are gifted out of curiosity. For instance, Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory wants to become a scientist. You NEVER had an explanation on why you're so smart. And I don't wanna hear sarcastic voice "I'm only 8 years old". Lisa, I don't give A CRAP IF YOU'RE 8!!! Some 8 year olds don't act like you so do NOT even go there!
And I think what I hate most about you. Is when you're a member of PETA instead of ASPCA and spreading all your vegan nazi bullshit and saying things like "Fur is murder" and the fact you're a tree hugger. Yes I didn't like the rainforest clearings but what I learned last time is that sometimes some trees and animals need to make a sacrifice of themselves by becoming boards and meat. It is THE FACTS OF LIFE!! And other things that is annoying is that you try to over-analyze logic when they talk about God's work or when you bitch about circuses still abuses animals.
Well what have YOU done to help?! I work down at the Botanical Gardens trimming dead roses for everyone to enjoy and breathe natural oxygen at, Lisa. Never seen you down there! You wanna help? Grab some garden tools!
And by the way, trying to attend college and being the only smart kid around doesn't make you Jesus Christ. Oh wait! You don't believe in Jesus Christ!
Or any other religions for that matter except for Buddhism "because other religions are for idiots".
WELL WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO TALK DOWN TO ANYONE?! ~>=E
You failed at being someone's lover many times but not as much of a failure as a babysitter. How's your brother of yours anyway?
But you know what? I could forgiven all of that...ALL OF IT.
If you weren't such a bore! That's the worst of it, Lisa.
You're just a BIG, sad, vegan bore. exhales
I excuse myself from dinner and says as I threw my napkin on the table
ME: Well see you, Lisa. Thanks for the loving salad bar. >_> she storms out
LISA: (*^︹^*)
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The concept of this had potential, but it failed at the execution.
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i work with a grown man who really dislikes marge and i can't imagine being watching the simpsons and being so humorless...never mind.
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i work with a grown man who really dislikes marge and i can't imagine being watching the simpsons and being so humorless...never mind.
Marge is adorable. What’s to dislike?
I bet he hates Peggy from King of the Hill too.
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My favorite Marge line is when she suggests bringing in a potato for show and tell, because she "just thinks they're neat"
It's like the purest most distilled mom dorkiness and I love it
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Surprised that they didn't do a second hand smoke episode to explain Marge's voice or a gag where she gets a vocal chord scraping to call back to the X-Files crossover and have a sultry voice for a few lines.
Then again that would take previous time away from the Crazy Cat Lady.
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