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Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:I still haven't found out what the gently caress this guy was talking about... Jews ruining things and Australia being better than America, I think.
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nerdz posted:I got a free laptop when I moved in to my new apartment and the previous tenant left it behind. I called the apartment owner several times to come pick it up and he never did, for years. That doesn't make you a good person. It makes you an idiot. They're not coming back for it. It's useless to them. It's useless to you. Either do something with it or sell it.
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:wow, sure are a lot of people that get salty about a backpage hooker's unclaimed property. Tell us more about how you think the woman you stole from was a prostitute and that that makes it ok. 
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Shut the gently caress up about this now
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Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:I still haven't found out what the gently caress this guy was talking about... Is this dude off his meds? I swear I can't read one line of that without my eyes glazing over. I got something something Jews in the media.
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:wow, sure are a lot of people that get salty about a backpage hooker's unclaimed property. you're a piece of poo poo (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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zakharov posted:Is a stolen laptop a sandwich? It is if you open it up, put some filling in and shut it again.
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SmokaDustbowl posted:you're a piece of poo poo *your
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zakharov posted:Is a stolen laptop a sandwich?
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Yawgmoth posted:It's a pizza, and as such has no rules governing it. Tablets are pizza, laptops are calzones
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Fishstick posted:Tablets are pizza, laptops are calzones tablets are tostada, laptops tacos
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Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:I still haven't found out what the gently caress this guy was talking about... He's saying that he does not care about Rolling Stone magazine and generally thinks any published magazine devoted to keeping you up to date on celebrities and pop culture is mainstream garbage. Also he wants to network all Jews to optimize their runtime processes and keep them running at maximum capacity, but they have to be hooked up in Israel, not Australia. I think it's because they consume pop culture faster than Australia can generate it, but someone who knows the numbers needs to back me up on this.
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:As a former hotel employee of 15 years, that first paragraph rings of truth so goddamn hard. lol (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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v brave souls sacrificing 6 hours to generate in house iosm, ty ty  
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"Give me five bucks and I'll let a poor person read my religious book. Give me 25 bucks and I'll make that person tell you about the experience." At least it's original?
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jivjov posted:https://twitter.com/nucleartakes/status/956583853157748736 Holy poo poo that has to be someone taking the piss, right?
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This is actually true
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EL BROMANCE posted:From a movie review on Letterboxd: I have seen "content warning: food" pop up now and then. I don't want to be insensitive, and I'm sure people have troubled relationships with food, but I don't see how you can CW something that humans need to live.
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MageMage posted:This is actually true But I’m doing so you completely cut yourself off from your crystal. It’s a great sacrifice to make for power.
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MageMage posted:This is actually true
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jivjov posted:https://twitter.com/nucleartakes/status/956583853157748736 I'm a trans woman and I challenge anyone in this thread to bring me to orgasm in under an hour.   Also I can't decide if Ancapitsan is Ancap + -istan or Ancap + capsaicin, nor which one would be funnier.
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Warmachine posted:The gently caress is a "cultural marxist" anyway? Is that just fash speak for anyone they don't like? It's a long-running conspiracy theory about how the Frankfurt School wasn't just a bunch of weirdos huffing their own farts but actually a secret communist plot to convert the world through media. Relatively forgotten until 4~ years ago when it suddenly exploded in popularity due to reasons.
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Warmachine posted:The gently caress is a "cultural marxist" anyway? Is that just fash speak for anyone they don't like? Basically yeah. Think that women should have control of their bodies, homosexuals should be allowed to marry, transpeople can exist, and all religions should be allowed to practice freely? Congratulations, you're a cultural marxist. IT DEFINITELY IS NOT A NAZI THING.
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