Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


Atlas Hugged posted:

Sadly the video was on the old phone of the bartender who filmed it. It's basically identical to that but in a tiny, dimly lit bar with an inflatable snowman in the background.

I'm not sure that the joy of the knowledge that this video exists outweighs the despair I feel from the fact that I'm very likely to die without seeing it.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
Wait, at the sports bar in Sanxia, whatever it was called?

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all

Pirate Radar posted:

Wait, at the sports bar in Sanxia, whatever it was called?

Yep. It was a slow night. A Taiwanese dude who hadn't been in before was trying to talk up how amazing his Kung Fu was and I overheard him and asked if he'd like to try and demonstrate right then and there. I promised not to even throw a punch.

So I tackled him.

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
nice work tackling an unskilled drunkard

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Cry Havoc posted:

nice work tackling an unskilled drunkard

wait when did I get tackled

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
Have a consolation prize.


I miss my small town in Taiwan.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
https://i.imgur.com/DTCnVTN.gifv

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Given that this is also the India thread, i thought it best to ask here: are there any Bombay goons?

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Any of you have hooker baseball cards slid under your hotel door? We stayed at a hotel near the American embassy the other year and had one appear a couple times a day. Never heard anyone else mention them before.

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme

Warbird posted:

Any of you have hooker baseball cards slid under your hotel door? We stayed at a hotel near the American embassy the other year and had one appear a couple times a day. Never heard anyone else mention them before.

Dunno about hotels but it's a daily thing in apartment buildings

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Here the guys just dump a pile on the sidewalk in the laziest possible manner. In Korea at least they rode a bike down the road and threw them at the entrance to every building they pass.

Bajaj
Sep 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I ordered something with cheese on it tonight. I got sweetened condensed milk on top. I had a Thai with me, so it wasn't like there was a mix up. gently caress you Thailand.

Warbird posted:

Any of you have hooker baseball cards slid under your hotel door? We stayed at a hotel near the American embassy the other year and had one appear a couple times a day. Never heard anyone else mention them before.
I got them once a week at my apartment because there was no gate or security on the place so random fliers were always being shoved in every crevice available. It was funny when they would use obvious Japanese pornstars for the ads. There were a bunch of Russian girls living somewhere in my neighborhood, but those kind of girls are usually not advertised except to more rich callers.

coolusername
Aug 23, 2011

cooltitletext

Warbird posted:

Any of you have hooker baseball cards slid under your hotel door? We stayed at a hotel near the American embassy the other year and had one appear a couple times a day. Never heard anyone else mention them before.

Hooker card yes, baseball themed no.

kimcicle
Feb 23, 2003

simplefish posted:

Given that this is also the India thread, i thought it best to ask here: are there any Bombay goons?

Excuse me I believe you mean Mumbai.

Warbird posted:

Any of you have hooker baseball cards slid under your hotel door? We stayed at a hotel near the American embassy the other year and had one appear a couple times a day. Never heard anyone else mention them before.

There was one time I was walking near a subway station and I got hit with a deck of those cars by a dude tossing them from a motorbike. That probably explains why I always see them on the ground in clumps near the entrances to subways.

kimcicle fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Jan 25, 2018

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
i remember when i was rolling around in japan, in tokyo i got those loving cards as part of the housekeeping service. they literally showed up on my pillow.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Wait so what exactly are these things? Little baseball card sized cards that advertise prostitutes? And they just throw out entire decks of them hoping that one of the ladies will happen to strike someone's fancy?

kimcicle
Feb 23, 2003

Devils Affricate posted:

Wait so what exactly are these things? Little baseball card sized cards that advertise prostitutes? And they just throw out entire decks of them hoping that one of the ladies will happen to strike someone's fancy?

Pretty much. They use a picture of some Japanese porn star and slap a phone number on there.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Yup that's exactly right.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

I got dupes if someone wants to trade...

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Devils Affricate posted:

Wait so what exactly are these things? Little baseball card sized cards that advertise prostitutes? And they just throw out entire decks of them hoping that one of the ladies will happen to strike someone's fancy?

This sort of poo poo happens in a lot of places around the world.

I'm sure there's a market for the cards. Someone must collect them.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Someone should scan and post a bunch of them here and we can start assigning MTG style rules text to each one, see if we can get a game going

kimcicle
Feb 23, 2003

Outrail posted:

This sort of poo poo happens in a lot of places around the world.

I'm sure there's a market for the cards. Someone must collect them.

All this posting about it has made me curious; it's called a tart card.

What always got me about the ones littered around Korean subway stations is that some old dude would come by within half an hour in a futile attempt to sweep up the cards. Then, like clockwork, another scooter would come by and toss more cards on the ground. It was a constant battle.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
They also hand them out on the Vegas strip; it’s pictures of girls and a number to call.

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party
https://my.mixtape.moe/ykozzy.mp4

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Ramming speed into a parking garage or shoddy construction?

Mimesweeper
Mar 11, 2009

Smellrose

Braking with Chinese characteristics.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Grand Fromage posted:

Here the guys just dump a pile on the sidewalk in the laziest possible manner. In Korea at least they rode a bike down the road and threw them at the entrance to every building they pass.

For people who aren't getting the concept. Now imagine the club district of any city in the country littered with these things, like I mean you can't avoid stepping on them.

Antifa Spacemarine
Jan 11, 2011

Tzeentch can suck it.

Where is this?

Blistex posted:

For people who aren't getting the concept. Now imagine the club district of any city in the country littered with these things, like I mean you can't avoid stepping on them.



Would, Would, Would, Would,
Would, Would, Would, Would

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party

Furong

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Blistex posted:

For people who aren't getting the concept. Now imagine the club district of any city in the country littered with these things, like I mean you can't avoid stepping on them.



The obvious scam is to distribute these with a white woman on it, quote twice the going rate and send the regular girl.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
I wonder if you find Chick tracts in China.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Do they have their career stats on the back?

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Usually a different girl sadly.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Shaman Ooglaboogla posted:

Would, Would, Would, Would,
Would, Would, Would, Would

Well yeah but apparently that's not what they're actually sending

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


kimcicle posted:

Excuse me I believe you mean Mumbai.

Excuse me I did not.

I had dinner with three people from there, they all call it Bombay and said I should do the same when I visit. In fact, that's why I'm asking about who's there. I'll be going across for a week in March, and while I'll see them in the evenings, I wondered if there was anyone who maybe wanted to grab lunch.

Need to say thanks to Bajaj: they were impressed I knew about panipuri, which I learnt about in this thread

LentThem
Aug 31, 2004

90% Retractible

simplefish posted:

Need to say thanks to Bajaj: they were impressed I knew about panipuri, which I learnt about in this thread

i learned about it when i ate some in new delhi and had the worst shits of my life constantly over the following days

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


China/India.jpg: the worst shits of my life constantly

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

Grand Fromage posted:

China/India.jpg: the worst poo poo of my life constantly

Potrzebie
Apr 6, 2010

I may not know what I'm talking about, but I sure love cops! ^^ Boy, but that boot is just yummy!
Lipstick Apathy
Lets speedrun construction, that seems like a great idea! If anything goes wrong we'll just reset!

https://youtu.be/TDgVm_Ffe1s

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Outrail posted:

This sort of poo poo happens in a lot of places around the world.

I'm sure there's a market for the cards. Someone must collect them.

I do, but I wouldn't pay for them.

Some of my favorites show a demure, shy girl blushing in skimpy lingerie on one side, and on the other side she's tied up with her nether holes facing outwards, covered by cute little hearts.

The ones I picked up in China are more interesting than the ones from Korea.

  • Locked thread