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ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
that said, he is better than his opponent even if his policy positions are vague to a fault

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
he showed up at the DSA meeting saying he was a socialist and corbynite but the otherwise general dem vagueness makes you wonder

slouch
Mar 10, 2009


i really can't stress it enough that morris wears a vest to literally every single event.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
let he who is without vest cast the first stone

tower time
Jul 30, 2008




Show you are a normal person by wearing an empty barrel supported over your shoulder with straps

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

slouch posted:

i really can't stress it enough that morris wears a vest to literally every single event.
i've got your campaign look

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

i've got your campaign look



that poor cowboy

w single payer his scoliosis could have been detected and treated at an early age

slouch
Mar 10, 2009


oh also im going to a HD64 debate event today between morris and pruneda at unt. just for fun + afterwards im visiting friends. if youre a denton resident watching my campaign from afar come check it out. we can sit together in awkward silence and then poo poo talk the candidates later online.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
i'd love to but my work schedule makes me going to this thing prohibitive which is a shame because i just found out about it today!!

someone periscope it or something

unbutthurtable
Dec 2, 2016

Total. Tox. Rereg.


College Slice
hey slouch do you still need money? Can I give you some, if so?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Lowtax should run for office

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

Reality Loser posted:

Lowtax should run for office

Lowtax is already broke, I don't think he could afford a political campaign.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



lowtax should run on a platform of raising taxes to fund better education

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Shear Modulus posted:

lowtax should run on a platform of raising taxes to fund better education

the sn is 100% actually from his internship with a dude who literally changed his middle name to "Low Tax", i recall

tower time
Jul 30, 2008




bob dobbs is dead posted:

the sn is 100% actually from his internship with a dude who literally changed his middle name to "Low Tax", i recall

The lowtax candidate also literally murdered his opponent in a state senate race

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byron_Looper

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
slouch should change his middle name

dick gunsandpot wolf

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Richard, I sent you an email. I've been busy lately but I owe you help still because I want you to win. it's hosed up but the C-SPAM/leftist cancer is the only thing that can save America imo so uh, please win

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




dick guns and pot, for texas

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




tower time posted:

The lowtax candidate also literally murdered his opponent in a state senate race

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byron_Looper

this is a good read

slouch
Mar 10, 2009


just got response from the billboard people. looks like weekly rate is $525 dollars for a spot. it's one sign on the biggest highway in my district. should i do a week or two worth of time before the primary or not drop that kind of cash this early? fwiw other candidates are spending similar amounts of money on regular small lawn signs. normally i would just jump directly into it but since y'all are my biggest source of funding i figured i should greenlight it first.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

slouch posted:

just got response from the billboard people. looks like weekly rate is $525 dollars for a spot. it's one sign on the biggest highway in my district. should i do a week or two worth of time before the primary or not drop that kind of cash this early? fwiw other candidates are spending similar amounts of money on regular small lawn signs. normally i would just jump directly into it but since y'all are my biggest source of funding i figured i should greenlight it first.

never do lawn signs

like ever

maybe do a week before the primary?

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Gringostar posted:

never do lawn signs

like ever

maybe do a week before the primary?

counterpoint: Do lawnsigns because it gives you a way to engage with your voter base and functions a good way to see how much support you have without polling.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
for the love of god do every lawnsign possible

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



do lawn signs but just have them say
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
DICK WOLF

and run a tv ad that goes DUN-DUN "I'm Richard Wolf, and I approve this message"

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




would the billboard be hilarious or no

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


I've been told lawn signs do nothing except make existing supporters think you're doing stuff.

I say do them, but don't invest much in them. An alternative is, if you know any small businesses that will support you, a lesser paper stock sign they can put in their front window.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Squizzle posted:

would the billboard be hilarious or no

doubt is apostasy of course it will be hilarious (maybe even goatse ?? just brainstorming)

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
in the extremely srious Mad Men slogan pitch meeting voice]:
goatse
yard signs

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
goatse yard signs

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


crazy cloud posted:

in the extremely srious Mad Men slogan pitch meeting voice]:
goatse
yard signs

Nichael has issued a correction as of 09:20 on Jan 27, 2018

slouch
Mar 10, 2009


lawn signs are bad. they are astonishingly expensive and do practically nothing for your campaign. nobody ever actually engages with a lawn sign. they are boring and leave no long term impression. and you can't fit any actual policy stuff on them at all.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

slouch posted:

lawn signs are bad. they are astonishingly expensive and do practically nothing for your campaign. nobody ever actually engages with a lawn sign. they are boring and leave no long term impression. and you can't fit any actual policy stuff on them at all.

so instead of tiny yard signs

just have like one giant one with policy stuff on it

like.. a mini billboard except for a yard, and it has to be a very important yard (yours)

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
is there a colleg ein your district

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


do tiny lawn signs. like 1 foot by 1 foot.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


go to kinkos get a hundred cardboard signs that are tiny with even tinier text so people have to pick them up and read them and have people put them right along the sidewalk so everyone walking by will be liek "what the gently caress is this tiny sign" and actually read what it says and you will win the election. i gave you $4.20 so you have to do what i say

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


tiny signs are the wave of the future

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

go to kinkos get a hundred cardboard signs that are tiny with even tinier text so people have to pick them up and read them and have people put them right along the sidewalk so everyone walking by will be liek "what the gently caress is this tiny sign" and actually read what it says and you will win the election. i gave you $4.20 so you have to do what i say

brilliant cspam political scientist invents business cards

Uranium
Sep 11, 2001

Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.



make a red/white/black gang tag and call it tha wolf pac tia

Uranium
Sep 11, 2001

Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.



I fully expect donation bundlers to spam threads asking posters to step up to the taintrunner challenge

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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Venuz Patrol posted:

brilliant cspam political scientist invents business cards

business cards, with goatse characteristics

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