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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Who will stop the rampage of hospital tail-slappage now?

I love how a The Lizard is lucid enough to speak and reason, but is just naturally evil. It's... nostalgic.

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

"Banner and Spider-Man are passed out. They need blood!"

Lizard: "I think I can be of some assistance."

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

I love that the sequence of events here is: "Spider-Man's down for the count! I better turn into the Hulk!" Spider-Man gets back up while Bruce is trying to turn into the Hulk, holds a lively conversation with various bystanders, and then Bruce, still failing to turn into the Hulk, falls on him and knocks him out again.

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


Ok my new guess is that peter and Bruce just switched bodies for some reason and now it’s freaky Friday time while they try to figure out their new powers and take out the lizard

notthegoatseguy
Sep 6, 2005

Synthbuttrange posted:



welp they're both dead

Where did that desk come from? Who pulled Bruce's body over to be leaning against the desk?

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

notthegoatseguy posted:

Where did that desk come from? Who pulled Bruce's body over to be leaning against the desk?

While Peter and Bruce were busy with the Lizard the doctors injected some blood in that desk too.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Samuringa posted:

While Peter and Bruce were busy with the Lizard the doctors injected some blood in that desk too.

Oh no! The Desk-Hulk is on the rampage!

VictorianQueerLit
Aug 25, 2017

mind the walrus posted:

"Banner and Spider-Man are passed out. They need blood!"

Lizard: "I think I can be of some assistance."

"The Lizard may be a villian Mary Jane but he helped Bruce and I when we needed blood!"
"Well now Lizard is passed out and needs blood!"

Banner: "I think I can be of some assistance."

We should hit Peak Blood around November.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
What's the exact blood combination we need to brew an All-New Sabretooth?

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Even if Bruce managed to Hulk out, he'd throw both Spider-Man and the Lizard into New Jersey anyway

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

What's the exact blood combination we need to brew an All-New Sabretooth?

First you'd need to find some Canadians.

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

Binary Badger posted:

Even if Bruce managed to Hulk out, he'd throw both Spider-Man and the Lizard into New Jersey anyway
Eventually the Hulk's going to have to deal with the problem of having thrown everyone who wants him dead into one state. What if they start working together?

VictorianQueerLit
Aug 25, 2017
I believe I've figured everything out



While starting a re-read of Annihilation I'm at the part where Ronan is on Gothab and takes down Eradica when the Annihilation wave shows up. You'll notice a very familiar language.



The alligator was actually part of the Annihilation wave and they now need a blood transfusion from Annihilus.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

What blood-type would Annihilus even be? Type-Chaos Horror?

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
Richard Rider probably knows.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Isn't Annihilus from an antimatter universe? So logically he'd have reverse blood types like YZ- or something.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Everyone brain damaged

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Jokes on Spider-Man, his identity is vulnerable to Bing.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
There's P, E and R, it might as well be the same word.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

"Neither of them is moving! Oh wait, my mistake, they're actively sitting up."

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I'm imagining that nurse late at night in front of a white board. The words "Peter" and "Spider" written on them with a bunch of newspaper articles pinned up.

"What does it mean?!" she mutters as her husband calls her to come to bed.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



How is MJ not the ruler of the world in the NSM universe?

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Synthbuttrange posted:



Everyone brain damaged

How on earth does this stupid strip continue to out do itself?

VictorianQueerLit
Aug 25, 2017

Knormal posted:

"Neither of them is moving! Oh wait, my mistake, they're actively sitting up."

Spiderman stroked out on the floor for the last two strips before awkwardly springing up is funnier to me than it should be.

Synthbuttrange posted:



welp they're both dead

He is laying there like he was shot or something.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Synthbuttrange posted:



Everyone brain damaged

This feels like the setup for them to go all 'Steamed Hams'

HIJK
Nov 25, 2012
in the room where you sleep

Proteus Jones posted:

How is MJ not the ruler of the world in the NSM universe?

she just enjoys the simple things in life, like watching her husband smash head first into a desk

PantsOptional
Dec 27, 2012

All I wanna do is make you bounce

VictorianQueerLit posted:

Spiderman stroked out on the floor for the last two strips before awkwardly springing up is funnier to me than it should be.


He is laying there like he was shot or something.

Clearly that wall they slammed into was a brick wall. Sure it wasn’t drawn or colored as such, but when has that ever mattered in this strip?

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Elfface posted:

This feels like the setup for them to go all 'Steamed Hams'

"Good lord what is that!"
"Uh...Spider-Man."
"Spider-Man! At this time of day, in this part of the country, hiding out in your kitchen."
"Yes."
"I WANT PICTURES!"

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Synthbuttrange posted:



Everyone brain damaged

SPIDER
PETER

a lot of the same letters actually if you think about it

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Proteus Jones posted:

How is MJ not the ruler of the world in the NSM universe?

She wasted all her money buying that truck to help move the corpse of her space-son's victim.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it's a good thing that peter doesn't have any long-term memory, or else he'd try to win every fight by running at someone while carrying a corpse, followed by tearing open his opponent's head

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

MissEchelon posted:

SPIDER
PETER

a lot of the same letters actually if you think about it
"No no, I said my husband's name was 'Pedir'."

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


To be fair, if I were a nurse going through this day, I'd agree with whatever got these maniacs out of my life ASAP.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


And also if I were a nurse in general.

I would be a bad medical person.

VictorianQueerLit
Aug 25, 2017

Synthbuttrange posted:



Everyone brain damaged

Am I the only one that thinks it is weird that Bruce and Peter's first instinct was to start a huge superpowered brawl in the middle of a hospital?

They are legitimately bothered that they couldn't bring the hulk out and start wrecking up the place because the Lizard left the hospital. They tried really really hard to make this happen.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Nurse: Did you say Peter?
Peter: No she said Spider.
Nurse: I could have sworn I heard her say Peter.
Peter: I have a cold.
Nurse: I see... and that makes a difference?
Peter: ....yes!

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

Nurse: Did you say Peter?
Peter: Hello my name is Peter!
Nurse: Um, what?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Nurse: Mr. Jameson? I have shocking news, your photographer Peter Parker is-
JJJ: Lazy? Don't I know it! Stop wasting my time, I have newspapers to publish!

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




VictorianQueerLit posted:

Am I the only one that thinks it is weird that Bruce and Peter's first instinct was to start a huge superpowered brawl in the middle of a hospital?

It's not even one of the top ten weirdest thing that has happened in the strip.

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Well, this year maybe?

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