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I can only see 'puppetmaster' as the equivalent of the old white lady that spends 20 hours a day peering out her living room window with binoculars, and calls the police any time she sees someone who isn't white. Except also he thinks he's Jason Bourne for some reason so it's even sadder. Writer goon, 
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It sucks feeling like you could be more productive and prolific and have skills that are underutilized or going to waste. It would be nice if you could find a job that tracks closer to your writing or at least something you consider worthwhile. Danaru sums it up though.
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Danaru posted:I can only see 'puppetmaster' as the equivalent of the old white lady that spends 20 hours a day peering out her living room window with binoculars, and calls the police any time she sees someone who isn't white. Except also he thinks he's Jason Bourne for some reason so it's even sadder. I like that he doesn't specify who he got banned or probated. Just a very vague "Yeah I got someone probated at some time  " You're full of poo poo you pathetic bitch.
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Oh man if poopmaster is a sjw im hosed. Pretty sure an audit of my post history would exponentially increase my ban count. In my defense, I am retarded.
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loquacius posted:
I want to nominate this 'fesh for cutest 'fesh of Jan 2018, thank you
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RCarr posted:I like that he doesn't specify who he got banned or probated. Just a very vague "Yeah I got someone probated at some time Uh I did a thing that totally tricked uh... *checks Leper colony* ... some dude into melting down and getting probed for a month in the um *squints* FBI secret society thread.
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It obviously a troll fesh (and not even a really good one at that) and y'all are eating it up. A sad day for a dead gay comedy forum indeed.
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Are we ‘eating it up’ if every post is just dunking on the pathetic attempt of trolling? Has even one of us fallen for this clownshoe?
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His first confession was even about how likes to pull the strings and send threads into massive derails but he didn’t even know that you could just tell people the truth about Celsius. Pretty amateur imo.
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fruit on the bottom posted:His first confession was even about how likes to pull the strings and send threads into massive derails but he didn’t even know that you could just tell people the truth about Celsius. Pretty amateur imo.
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fruit on the bottom posted:His first confession was even about how likes to pull the strings and send threads into massive derails but he didn’t even know that you could just tell people the truth about Celsius. Pretty amateur imo. funny way to spell rankine.
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fruit on the bottom posted:His first confession was even about how likes to pull the strings and send threads into massive derails but he didn’t even know that you could just tell people the truth about Farenheit. Pretty amateur imo. Fixed
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Solice Kirsk posted:I think the relationship ended, he wound up back at home having to hear how he ruined it from his parents, has slipped back into depression, and now doesn't trust therapists to get any help. no he threw away his old life and now is a guru living alone and perfecting self actualization in the mountains of southcentral asia
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JRR Tolkien was so focused on writing The Lord Of The Rings that he, a tenured and respected professor, deliberated mumbled and rushed his lectures in an attempt to get all his students to leave him the gently caress alone so he could write instead of teaching, then got upset when the late and quite great Diana Wynne Jones kept showing up anyway. Most people don't have the kind of system in place to be able to pull a JRR Tolkien and still have a great life.
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PetraCore posted:JRR Tolkien, a tenured and respected professor, deliberated mumbled and rushed his lectures in an attempt to get all his students to leave him the gently caress alone No need to repeat yourself.
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Sorry I haven't posted yet today, had a busy dayquote:So, Leighton Meester. Kind of a moderately talented actor who appears in lots of mostly forgettable movies and has yet to break into becoming really famous. About a decade ago she was featured in a pretty bad scifi show called "The Surface", which was cancelled after one season which it more or less deserved. Most of the time on the show Leighton was wearing bikinis and high school girl uniforms, and I have a feeling that professionally she basically would like to forget the whole thing ever happened. that's an oddly specific fantasy to have quote:So remember when Kevin Spacey tried to deflect from his rapiness by coming out... as gay? (Pepperidge Farms remembers.) I'm not really sure what most of this one is talking about honestly (Israel???) I also have an "urgent" followup from the puppetmaster wherein he calls a lot of people soyboys (new fad) but eh I'll post it tomorrow
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I’ve heard all that stuff about Nickelodeon from like 40 industry people
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loquacius posted:that's an oddly specific fantasy to have New thread title
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Jan 28, 2018 06:05
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Dude, Blair Waldorf is so hot.
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Bust Rodd posted:I’ve heard all that stuff about Nickelodeon from like 40 industry people Most of it centres around Dan Schneider, but I wouldn't be surprised if other big names were in on it. It's the 70s BBC of America.
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The biggest thing I heard from sources was that Tom Kenny was gonna walk off Spongebob after S2 without drastic restructuring (he’d spoken with Amanda Byrnes and was deeply perturbed), but Spongebob was making more money than the rest of the network combined and so he was more or less responsible for changing some of the guard, but then the studio in charge of live action started all those creepy “high school drama where everyone dresses like porn stars” phase so it’s clear the issue persisted elsewhere
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I tell ya, when they stopped making good honest cartoons I knew there was gonna be nothing but trouble.
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quote:I want to preface this confession with that I am not suicidal and this is not suicidal ideation. My life is going awesome and I enjoy it and I don't want to die and want to enjoy it for many more years. I mean, there are plenty of societal and biological reasons for us to want to reject death in every case, but I can see the appeal of dying with dignity Personally though I plan on living forever, seems like the best option really quote:To Rcarr: First, congrats, I haven't seen a burnouts gang tag in a while. Because everyone in TCC is an idiot who eventually dies from injecting heroin into their taints. They talked about this on cum town in the context of homosexuals but it applies to TCC goons too: all the good cool ones are dead now due to all the fruit in their bottoms (AIDS)... whereas TCC goons may have the bug due to needle sharing but mostly die due to speedballs and tide pods. (Feel the burn!) This one seemed mostly babble so here's one more quote:So I'm the goon that received the love confession through this thread a bit back. Myself and the lovely goonette have been dating , and things have been pretty great until tonight. Kind of sitting here on a futon at 11:30 pm,, both of us playing flash games and actively trying not to panic. Pulled out mid sex to discover the condom had just sort of fallen apart. Waiting for the pharmacies to open at 9 am so we can go get some Plan B. So that's pretty fun. Any advice? I mean, this has happened to me and we just got the Plan B and that was the end of it. If it was a mid-sex discovery rather than a post-sex one, you're probably in the clear even without it, but it couldn't hurt to make sure.
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Random, but probably asked question: how many of these do you sift through on average, loquacius
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RFC2324 posted:funny way to spell rankine.
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Plan B goon, I wouldn't worry about it. That's the whole reason plan b exists. Be more worried about the std's you just contracted.
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My mind reels with query: Was it cheap? Was it old? Did you leave it in your wallet? Was it offbrand? Is your dick a porcupine?
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Condoms break sometimes. I'm not packing anything special down there, but I've had a few break on me. The way you realize is if the sex starts to feel good.
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Bust Rodd posted:but then the studio in charge of live action started all those creepy “high school drama where everyone dresses like porn stars” phase so it’s clear the issue persisted elsewhere
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Solice Kirsk posted:Plan B goon, I wouldn't worry about it. That's the whole reason plan b exists. Be more worried about the std's you just contracted. this mutually applies to both goons, you probably both got some fun new things
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Incoherence posted:My naive reading on this was that the Disney Channel was kicking their rear end by focusing on that particular genre, so they went to chase after the money. The South Park episode about Disney & the Jonas Bros. perfectly encapsulates the issue, but we are basically both right.
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I have to wonder if Disney is as bad or they have a slightly better rein on their creepos. The media would definitely love to pounce on a House of Mouse sex scandal. I think Cartoon Network tried to get in on that and failed absolutely miserably, though not after basically scorched earth-ing most of their beloved shows until they were left with Johnny Test. (and now Teen Titans Go)
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loquacius posted:Anyway I can understand the part about large aquatic creatures being scary -- the one part of The Witcher 3 I found terrifying was the part where you're sailing around in a tiny boat and a giant friggin' blue whale swims around you, not bothering you or doing anything harmful -- but there really isn't a need to generate a web of lies this size over it I occasionally go diving and going being in water where I can't see the bottom frightens me as well. Don't hire a professional gamer, there's third party software that can help you get achievements
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My unofficial title for this next one is "Overthinkin' It with Typical Male GBS Poster"quote:Hello, I'm a typical male gbs poster. With all the stories of entertainment industry deviants and sexual harassment, I've been thinking a lot about what it feels like. Not to be the harasser but the harasee. I think pretty universally even submissive people do not like it when they are molested against their will by someone they work with quote:I cum on my girlfriend's toothbrush without her knowledge because I think it has magically bound her to me. I don't think this is how voodoo works Alternate reply: I would not read this modern-fantasy novel series
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magic cummies for her gummies
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Oh no. This might explain why I'm so upset my roommate is moving in with his boyfriend.....
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If another man cums on your wives toothbrush in an attempt to steal her, do you have to piss on it first before cumming yourself, or can you just cum over it?
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soy posted:If another man cums on your wives toothbrush in an attempt to steal her, do you have to piss on it first before cumming yourself, or can you just cum over it? Pee is natures antibacterial so yeah pee first then splooge?
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8 Ball posted:magic cummies for her gummies God drat you.
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