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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

If anyone remembers the .gif of the Olympic (?) swimmer doing a little dance while she warms up, I'm p. sure it's the same girl.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Baron von Eevl posted:

If anyone remembers the .gif of the Olympic (?) swimmer doing a little dance while she warms up, I'm p. sure it's the same girl.

That's Michelle Jenneke and she's a 100m hurdler for Australia. And also a model I think. I don't think it is. The woman in the swing-from-tree gif doesn't have a tattoo above her pelvis on the right side.

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Proteus Jones posted:

I don't think it is. The woman in the swing-from-tree gif doesn't have a tattoo above her pelvis on the right side.

Nah it's her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb00szuvefs

I'm pretty sure her Aussie flag tattoo was just a temporary tattoo, I just googled and she doesn't have it any other time except that one event.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

"I can't believe you've done this. :( "

edit for the uninitiated:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKbU8B-QVZk

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`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Kurieg posted:

Her chakras just need to be opened to the air so that her chi can flow onto the pavement.

https://i.imgur.com/F9cITdj.gifv

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Nah it's her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb00szuvefs

I'm pretty sure her Aussie flag tattoo was just a temporary tattoo, I just googled and she doesn't have it any other time except that one event.

Yeah the flag is a temporary tattoo that the athletes tend to put on at Olympics/Commonwealth Games

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_y7y6vyntQ


I would definitely watch a real version of this.

"You loving donkey".

HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer

No, maybe he does. Having a "schaden" means not being quite right in the head in German.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
https://i.imgur.com/PbWIFwD.gifv


Spalec
Apr 16, 2010

Photos taken moments before pain/disaster are one of my favourite subgenres of Schadenfreude.









Jippa
Feb 13, 2009


Holy gently caress.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Jippa posted:

Holy gently caress.

This one is terrifying. I'm thinking the aftermath includes a long-term coma at the very least.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Proteus Jones posted:

This one is terrifying. I'm thinking the aftermath includes a long-term coma at the very least.

There’s video, and it doesn’t end as badly as you think.

Transmogrifier
Dec 10, 2004


Systems at max!

Lipstick Apathy
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This one even looks like a stock photo it's fantastic.

Ravenfood
Nov 4, 2011

Proteus Jones posted:

This one is terrifying. I'm thinking the aftermath includes a long-term coma at the very least.

People are incredibly, bizarrely resilient and fragile at the same time. He probably handled that with just a broken bone or two but no neurological deficits.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Ravenfood posted:

He probably handled that with just a broken bone or two but no neurological deficits.

Well, none that he didn't already have.

The General
Mar 4, 2007



This kills the man.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Jippa posted:

Holy gently caress.

chinawall_bmx.jpg

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

I found the highest-resolution version of this photo I could find, then ran it through waifu2x (a neuro network photo upscaling...thing) to try to make this a bit bigger.




I did the same to the quad bike photo:



This particular neural network is run mostly with animu pics (as evidenced by the url), so it tends to do better with animation/illustrations versus photos. You can tell that it did a really good job with the blue sky and the high-contrast faces in the bike photo, but pretty poorly with the gradients and shading of the quad bike photo. However, on the quad bike photo, it did really well with the front tires and the shadow, like you'd see in illustrations. The first photo, at first glance, looks very good. However, you can see that this particular neural network upscaler, after being trained on illustrations for so long, is loving some stuff up, like the people's mouths. I think it may have been applying some sort of "blacken pupil"-style algorithm, because it made all of their mouths round black holes, like they were eyes.

https://i.imgur.com/GKbMJEr.gifv

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Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse
My new favorite thing at the moment is people forgetting to log out of their sockpuppet accounts
https://twitter.com/ninetysixdelta/status/957726035050729472

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


I like this "seconds from disaster" theme

Phyzzle
Jan 26, 2008

Sagebrush posted:

I like this "seconds from disaster" theme

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
Some auto-erotic schadenfreude:

TotalLossBrain posted:

What a jerkoff, I hope u die!



Oh. :( I didn't mean it, what a tear jerker!

I know in my heart it has happened, but is there any documented case of a driver getting a beer bottle rammed down their throat by an airbag?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/S1a4Zje.mp4

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

dee eight posted:

Some auto-erotic schadenfreude:


I know in my heart it has happened, but is there any documented case of a driver getting a beer bottle rammed down their throat by an airbag?

Since it's very hard to drink with the bottle aligned with the steering wheel, this kind of injury is very unlikely.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
They could be using a straw

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


fantastic

(the powdered sugar on the cake is getting aerosolized and burning extremely quickly because of the now-vast available surface area)

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

She's probably fine, those things only rarely bite.

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

Samuringa posted:

They could be using a straw

You're really hoping that something like that happened, huh?

Drinking with a straw still wouldn't align it right to push it in the throat... through the mouth.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
I have held a half-empty beer bottle with my mouth before while grabbing something with my hands. While I have never driven drunk, I assume that other people have done similar.

Keep the dream alive.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I wonder how much vodka he drank before trying to blow out that candle







uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/thelateempire/status/957527371221028865

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
https://giant.gfycat.com/UnevenUnlawfulElectriceel.webm

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Wtf is he story on this?

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

Burt Sexual posted:

Wtf is he story on this?

its from a major hollywood film starring marky mark and will ferrell

edit
Daddy’s Home

JackMann
Aug 11, 2010

Secure. Contain. Protect.
Fallen Rib

Sadly not real. It's Will Ferrell in Daddy's Home.

EDIT: I dun got ninja'd.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

That's gotta be augward.

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