WWE Royal Rumble: Remember when you used to get excited for this?

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Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

lmao this match is happening because the thing that happened in the previous match also happened? WWE is the dumbest thing

the usos are faces and shane likes them

# ? Jan 29, 2018 01:34

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 16:41

PASS THE MASH: Oct 30, 2013

beergod posted:

Didn�t one of the USOs do a rape or something recently

DUI

# ? Jan 29, 2018 01:34

Shrimpy: May 18, 2004; Sir, I'm going to need to see your ticket.

I don't understand the whole Uso Penitentiary thing.

Seems like it should be a Fashion Police thing.

# ? Jan 29, 2018 01:34

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

lmao this match is happening because the thing that happened in the previous match also happened? WWE is the dumbest thing

It has been said a few times, but it really does seem like every individual agent who puts together a match does so in COMPLETE isolation from everybody else.

# ? Jan 29, 2018 01:35

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

DEAR RICHARD posted:

nah they're doing it at the same time

Different venues.

# ? Jan 29, 2018 01:35

Renaissance Spam: Jun 5, 2010; Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*

Shrimpy posted:

I don't understand the whole Uso Penitentiary thing.

Seems like it should be a Fashion Police thing.

When the Usos lose the belts they're going to be relegated to Fashion Police sketches for a while.

# ? Jan 29, 2018 01:35

21 Hoot Salute: Feb 8, 2005; Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight

Jerusalem posted:

They literally just brought up the Dusty Finish that lead to Shelton/Gable not being the champions. The exact same finish the LAST match had only in that one the refs didn't do anything about their mistake.

Shane McMahon: Office Politic-er :mad:

# ? Jan 29, 2018 01:35

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Rhonne posted:

The Usos joined the Third Street Saints!

mother fucker how dare you confuse Third Street with Grove Street

# ? Jan 29, 2018 01:35

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Bill Goldberg posted:

yeah, Jey Uso raped Enzo to death

jey is a hero

# ? Jan 29, 2018 01:35

Marquis de Pyro: Sep 25, 2006; Evil Prevails

Jerusalem posted:

They literally just brought up the Dusty Finish that lead to Shelton/Gable not being the champions. The exact same finish the LAST match had only in that one the refs didn't do anything about their mistake.

That's because Shane McMahon is a corrupt dictator #rigged

# ? Jan 29, 2018 01:35

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

Jiro posted:

Different venues.

House of Horrors Rumble?

# ? Jan 29, 2018 01:35

long-ass nips Diane: Dec 13, 2010; Breathe.

Had anyone posted DUI yet

# ? Jan 29, 2018 01:35

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

TotalHell posted:

Isn’t Uso Penitentiary that super haunted one in PA that all the ghost hunter shows go to

That's the preshow booth team not ghost hunters.

# ? Jan 29, 2018 01:36

Blaise330: Aug 13, 2007; GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Shrimpy posted:

I don't understand the whole Uso Penitentiary thing.

Seems like it should be a Fashion Police thing.

The ring is a prison and they're doing a Rorschach thing "you're trapped in here with us"

# ? Jan 29, 2018 01:36

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Lid posted:

mother fucker how dare you confuse Third Street with Grove Street

grove street is green though

# ? Jan 29, 2018 01:36

Mulaney Power Move: Dec 30, 2004

long-rear end nips Diane posted:

Had anyone posted DUI yet

well to be fair they've had several

# ? Jan 29, 2018 01:36

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

DUIsh

# ? Jan 29, 2018 01:36

Torchlighter: Jan 15, 2012; I Got Kids. I need this.

Nice callback to the American Alpha/Usos stuff last year with the chop block.

# ? Jan 29, 2018 01:36

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

long-rear end nips Diane posted:

Had anyone posted DUI yet

DWI

# ? Jan 29, 2018 01:36

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

Sami and Kevin couldn't go complain to Bryan because he's getting ready for the Rumble.

# ? Jan 29, 2018 01:36

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

long-rear end nips Diane posted:

Had anyone posted DUI yet

Oh is that what one of the Usos got arrested for

# ? Jan 29, 2018 01:37

Renaissance Spam: Jun 5, 2010; Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*

long-rear end nips Diane posted:

Had anyone posted DUI yet

Well it's a good thing AA is in the ring with him.

...I'll show myself out.

# ? Jan 29, 2018 01:37

Santheb: Jul 13, 2005

The white pants makes them look less like gangsters and more like backup dancers from a 90s r&b video

# ? Jan 29, 2018 01:37

Calax: Oct 5, 2011

Renaissance Spam posted:

When the Usos lose the belts they're going to be relegated to Fashion Police sketches for a while.

They're the Villains that Fashion Force GO! (Breezango and Ascension) has to defeat each week.

# ? Jan 29, 2018 01:37

dromal phrenia: Feb 22, 2004

i like that gable has started to use that chop block after it really hosed him up in american alpha vs. the revival.

wrestlers very rarely adopt the moves that are effective on them

# ? Jan 29, 2018 01:37

Commissar Ken: Dec 9, 2006; Children STILL love me, dammit!

Santheb posted:

The white pants makes them look less like gangsters and more like backup dancers from a 90s r&b video

Both are acceptable gimmicks.

# ? Jan 29, 2018 01:37

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

Where's minoru suzuki

# ? Jan 29, 2018 01:37

Renaissance Spam: Jun 5, 2010; Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*

Calax posted:

They're the Villains that Fashion Force GO! (Breezango and Ascension) has to defeat each week.

I legit want to see this now.

# ? Jan 29, 2018 01:37

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Shima Honnou posted:

grove street is green though

So is the money they make as Tag Team Champions!

Also the illegal kickbacks from their private-public penitentiary partnership with State Governments!

# ? Jan 29, 2018 01:37

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

exploded mummy posted:

Where's minoru suzuki

dui

# ? Jan 29, 2018 01:37

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Shima Honnou posted:

grove street is green though

grove street is a bloodtype, these mother fuckers with Johnny Gat or these mother fuckers with BIG SMOKE

# ? Jan 29, 2018 01:37

DeathChicken: Jul 9, 2012; Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Santheb posted:

The white pants makes them look less like gangsters and more like backup dancers from a 90s r&b video

Now I know what Andre Cien Almas reminds me of

# ? Jan 29, 2018 01:38

Power Windows: Dec 29, 2004; Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Shima Honnou posted:

DWI

TIPSY TOOTLING

# ? Jan 29, 2018 01:38

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

2 out of 3 falls is a terrible gimmick.

# ? Jan 29, 2018 01:38

Dias: Feb 20, 2011; by sebmojo

i mean, samoans only get less mobile with age so the uso won't miss his leg anyway

# ? Jan 29, 2018 01:38

a new study bible! posted:

Sami and Kevin couldn't go complain to Bryan because he's getting ready for the Rumble.

Do people still hope DB never wrestles again out of an appreciation for him as a person, or are they ready for him to die in the ring now? Or did he get better or something?

# ? Jan 29, 2018 01:38

Blaise330: Aug 13, 2007; GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

dromal phrenia posted:

i like that gable has started to use that chop block after it really hosed him up in american alpha vs. the revival.

wrestlers very rarely adopt the moves that are effective on them

Wait til Corbin starts using rollups

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RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Oh nice I wanted to see this match. Hi!

# ? Jan 29, 2018 01:38

Renaissance Spam: Jun 5, 2010; Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*

Wooo Red Dwarfing it tonight with Prosecco in a pint mug!

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SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

So I've been catching up with a friend from elementary school for the first time in like 20 years, I see AJ retained, was the match any good?

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