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Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
Usos = best wrestlers out of all the Ano'ai/Fatu family

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apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Do people still hope DB never wrestles again out of an appreciation for him as a person, or are they ready for him to die in the ring now? Or did he get better or something?

He'll come out in a helmet.

3 A.M. Radio
Nov 5, 2003

Workin' too hard can give me
A heart attACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK!
You oughtta' know by now...

I thought they were OVI now.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

exploded mummy posted:

Where's minoru suzuki

Taking Iizuka for a walk along the port.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Do people still hope DB never wrestles again out of an appreciation for him as a person, or are they ready for him to die in the ring now? Or did he get better or something?

it's more that db seems to wanna die in the ring and we must respect his soon-to-be last wish

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
i hope chad and benji do the kick to the back of the knee that the uso's did to gable

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

bradzilla posted:

The Royal Rumble. It used to be one of the most widely anticipated shows WWE has to offer, outside of Wrestlemania itself. How times have changed.


Durrrrr! Duuuuuh!

Calax
Oct 5, 2011

Blaise330 posted:

Wait til Corbin starts using rollups

After dangling keys in front of his opponent.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

SamuraiFoochs posted:

So I've been catching up with a friend from elementary school for the first time in like 20 years, I see AJ retained, was the match any good?

it was fine but nothing great

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


SamuraiFoochs posted:

So I've been catching up with a friend from elementary school for the first time in like 20 years, I see AJ retained, was the match any good?

It was a pretty good match. gently caress finish but it keeps the angle going.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Santheb posted:

The white pants makes them look less like gangsters and more like backup dancers from a 90s r&b video

they should be wearing brown or grey chinos if they want to look like bangers, not these white sweatpants

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

SamuraiFoochs posted:

So I've been catching up with a friend from elementary school for the first time in like 20 years, I see AJ retained, was the match any good?

Yes

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



exploded mummy posted:

Where's minoru suzuki

he's right behind you :ohdear:

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Do people still hope DB never wrestles again out of an appreciation for him as a person, or are they ready for him to die in the ring now? Or did he get better or something?

It's a grey area but from my understanding Bryan has gone to a ton of neurospecialists and pretty much all of them have said he's good to go, except for the WWE doctor.

At least that's my understanding.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Do it for Suzuki-gun, Shelton!

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

SamuraiFoochs posted:

So I've been catching up with a friend from elementary school for the first time in like 20 years, I see AJ retained, was the match any good?

it was fun, but it led to a weird screwjob finish against the goddamn heels

shane is an assholee

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Do people still hope DB never wrestles again out of an appreciation for him as a person, or are they ready for him to die in the ring now? Or did he get better or something?

I think WWE had to come to terms with the fact that he would either die as a wrestler for them or NJPW.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Auritech posted:

Usos = best wrestlers out of all the Ano'ai/Fatu family

What about Umaga?

Torchlighter
Jan 15, 2012

I Got Kids. I need this.
Man, the Uso's are wrestling face as hell...

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

Shima Honnou posted:

they should be wearing brown or grey chinos if they want to look like bangers, not these white sweatpants

I mean why not just go full jncos

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

dromal phrenia posted:

i like that gable has started to use that chop block after it really hosed him up in american alpha vs. the revival.

wrestlers very rarely adopt the moves that are effective on them

Every wrestler knows The Punch.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Wow, you guys were right

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Gable is a vicious little bastard playing the heel. I didn't think he'd be that great at it, but his body language communicates a lot of malice.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
This should end with them redoing the Shawn Michaels superkick spot on Benjamin with 2 kicks.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Auritech posted:

Usos = best wrestlers out of all the Ano'ai/Fatu family

I thought Umaga was pretty good but you're probably right

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
that gable sell, gently caress

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Shelton got hit by the Dragon Whip kick

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams

Jerusalem posted:

What about Umaga?

Yep, even him!!

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Jerusalem posted:

What about Umaga?

Would it be too socially unacceptable to bring back the Samoan Spike?

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos

Sanguinia posted:

Gable is a vicious little bastard playing the heel. I didn't think he'd be that great at it, but his body language communicates a lot of malice.

Benjamin's really good too.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Wow, you guys were right



you'll never know how much i love you

jimmydalad
Sep 26, 2013

My face when others are unable to appreciate the :kazooieass:

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Wow, you guys were right



:emptyquote: this is amazing

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Maybe Usos will get their first Wrestlemania tag match this year.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Santheb posted:

I mean why not just go full jncos

Don't want to steal Hogan's gimmick.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Dias posted:

it was fun, but it led to a weird screwjob finish against the goddamn heels

shane is an assholee

Boo. But fun was basically all I was aiming for with that match given the venue and how weird the build was so that's cool. Thanks for the answers friendos. =]

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


WrasslorMonkey posted:

Wow, you guys were right



Amazing.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Auritech posted:

Yep, even him!!

You know what... you might be right. The Usos own.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Wow, you guys were right



thankfully the uso penitentiary, of which jey was put into, actually moves in a sphere around him

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Auritech posted:

Usos = best wrestlers out of all the Ano'ai/Fatu family

Ever or now? because Gary Albright was in there

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Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
you bopped your head on that suplex gable

stop dbryaning yourself

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