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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
loving awesome.

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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

PASS THE MASH posted:

Stop talking about Vince's wet dreams

Hahah, oops. Brock vs Goldberg

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Better he doesn't compete. We wouldn't want him to Benoit his family in a few years.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

That Which Squeaks posted:

"So Jason, we're going to book you like suck and can't do anything"
"But you'll be on TV all the time!"

The Saturn's mop conundrum.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

What a weird and unnecessary thing involving the tag titles in this has been

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

yay the bar yay

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
I'm sure this match was really good, and I thank The Bar and Seth/Jordan for sacrificing their big match so that we may go get snacks, decompress, and pee.

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

wait this is kayfabe right, not a real injury?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Feel bad for both teams, crowd was burned out from that Rumble.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Lol

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Le Saboteur posted:

This match was about yelling at pussies with concussions.

Right after the XFL announcement too :thunk:

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


gently caress, I forgot all about the triple threat lmao

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

That Which Squeaks posted:

"So Jason, we're going to book you like suck and can't do anything"

That's, no joke, playing to his strengths.

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
That wasnt even a bad match, but killed by the lack of reaction.

new champs, Cesaro being one of them, and there was NO reaction. That's depressing.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


cant wait till WWE's "concussion protocol" becomes a major storyline

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Le Saboteur posted:

This match was about yelling at pussies with concussions.

XFL programming: Begin

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Rick posted:

Brock vs Lesnar
Funny typo.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


That was whatever it needed to be but I also totally would have traded that whole match for another fall in the Smackdown tag match.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

a new study bible! posted:

Jason Jordan is going to go home and place a Bible next to Kurt.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
women are main event

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Kane, Braun, and Brock are going to outdo the men's rumble. specifically Kane. let's go Kane!!!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Jerusalem posted:

Feel bad for both teams, crowd was burned out from that Rumble.

They were probably burned out by seeing these same people wrestle each other for the 10th year in a row.

John Dudebro
Dec 3, 2013

women going on last, ronda's definitely winning then right

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

....and kane????????

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
I expect three tables broken. If less than that is broken, this match will have been a failure.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

monda mousey

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

Womens Rumble maining!

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


4 time champs? I didn't think Sasha competed in the men' s tag division.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

i literally forgot about this match oops

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Checking in... oh cool, other match I don't care about on next? Thanks, WWE! I can finish cooking without fear I'm missing anything!

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


I do not care about this match at all, it’s just the Summerslam match minus the two best workers plus one lovely past it dude

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

ðŸÂ†ðŸÂ†ðŸÂ†

women's rumble going last seems like an odd choice

crowd going to be completely dead

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Heal up well jordan, sry you got booked into a corner and legit hurt

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Braun will destroy the ring and the women's match will hilariously be 'cancelled'.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Bray and Matt vs the Bar could be fun

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
Oh that answers my question

They will end RR at Philly by having either Ronda Rousey or Steph leave as rumble winners.
Both would be booed

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Shoenin posted:

Still bewildered that the Rumble didnt ME, were WWE that deluded thinking someone beating Roman wouldnt get a pop?

Is the Women's Rumble main eventing or Brock/Kane/Braun?

If the women are main eventing I expect Rousey to debut.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Vertical Lime posted:

monda mousey

monda night raw

Action Shakespeare
Mar 25, 2010

TIME magazine's Person of the Year 1996
Or it can just happen now. Cool.

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Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Zyla posted:

....and kane????????

You have a problem?

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