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gonna have to break out the Winnipeg Windup for this year (ironically banned in the entire province of Manitoba and parts of Saskatchewan)
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Jan 23, 2018 22:49
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I hope it happens, because I have plans.
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Jan 23, 2018 23:17
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rumble in the bunghole posted:It’s not an episode but it probably could be. One of my two big fallbacks for the day when I'm finally the perfect mix of bored but not lazy enough to actually make a doc for the show are pen nerds, if only for the punchline of a dude spending weeks debating the merits of multiple pens in the triple-digit prices only to sheepishly admit after buying one that he was looking to start writing a journal just because he never actually wrote anything by hand anymore and now he had to justify owning a metal cylinder full of ink that cost as much as a computer. The other is the bizarrely  world of Furry Original Species (Do Not Steal) like Dutch Angel Dragons, Sergals, Chakats, etc because good lord.
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Jan 24, 2018 02:27
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Please do it because it raised five thousand freaking dollars and that’s crazy awesome.
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Jan 24, 2018 02:37
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I've been meaning to make a doc of dudes who are super weird about circumcision. I feel like there's a lot of crazy that could be mined from there.
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Jan 24, 2018 02:40
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Waffleman_ posted:I've been meaning to make a doc of dudes who are super weird about circumcision. I feel like there's a lot of crazy that could be mined from there. these guys literally hire box trucks to drive around with poo poo like "MALE CIRCUMCISION KILLS" on the side, so I doubt any craziness could be mined from that community
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Jan 24, 2018 05:53
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Yeah, I guess it'd be less mining and more on clearance at K-Mart.
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Jan 24, 2018 05:57
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Waffleman_ posted:I've been meaning to make a doc of dudes who are super weird about circumcision. I feel like there's a lot of crazy that could be mined from there. Lou did an episode about some anti-circumcision people, and at one point I realized the guy he was reading was talking about never washing his dick, among other things. It's one of those things that sounds pretty reasonable, but all of the people who are passionate about it are absolutely nuts.
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Jan 24, 2018 12:32
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Yeah, it's like they have kind of a point, but also are the kind of people who blame everything bad in their lives on their dickskin.
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Jan 24, 2018 13:24
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Quick look into the mind of anti-circumcisionists(?) https://storify.com/jasperrolls/the-silent-hill-wiki-circumcision-meltdown-of-2015
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Jan 24, 2018 15:34
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Making fun of intactivists is also a really efficient way of getting a bunch of stalkers who never stop sending you infographics about baby dicks, so that's something to look out for too
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Jan 24, 2018 15:38
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Twitch posted:Lou did an episode about some anti-circumcision people, and at one point I realized the guy he was reading was talking about never washing his dick, among other things. it's a thing where they take a general idea that's fine like 'it's kinda weird we treat this thing that's just a religious ritual for one specific group like it's NEEDED, and thus make a baby participate in it without consent' but instantly take it to "SO THE JEWS ARE WHY I'M BAD AT SEX!!!!!"
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Jan 24, 2018 16:49
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Foxhound posted:Quick look into the mind of anti-circumcisionists(?) Yeah, this was the very first thing that came to mind when I saw the words "super weird about circumcision".
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Jan 24, 2018 16:53
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sexpig by night posted:it's a thing where they take a general idea that's fine like 'it's kinda weird we treat this thing that's just a religious ritual for one specific group like it's NEEDED, and thus make a baby participate in it without consent' but instantly take it to "SO THE JEWS ARE WHY I'M BAD AT SEX!!!!!" It's more that 100 years ago Americans thought that masturbation was responsible for every bad thing ever (sort of like how they are now with gluten, only even worse because Jesus) so they started cutting off foreskins because it made it harder to masturbate and then they just never stopped because it was easier than admitting they had sliced up up an entire generation of dicks for no reason. There's surprisingly little weird antisemitism among the anti-circumcision crazies which is surprising considering that that is like the free space on weird internet bingo.
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Jan 24, 2018 22:10
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I can say, without a doubt, that circumcision has never prevented anyone from masturbating, ever
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Jan 24, 2018 22:12
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The Chairman posted:Making fun of intactivists is also a really efficient way of getting a bunch of stalkers who never stop sending you infographics about baby dicks, so that's something to look out for too If only there was a way to block people on the internet.
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Jan 24, 2018 22:46
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Improbable Lobster posted:I can say, without a doubt, that circumcision has never prevented anyone from masturbating, ever You'll never know if you don't try, I guess.
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Jan 24, 2018 22:52
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Guy Mann posted:It's more that 100 years ago Americans thought that masturbation was responsible for every bad thing ever (sort of like how they are now with gluten, only even worse because Jesus) so they started cutting off foreskins because it made it harder to masturbate and then they just never stopped because it was easier than admitting they had sliced up up an entire generation of dicks for no reason. There's surprisingly little weird antisemitism among the anti-circumcision crazies which is surprising considering that that is like the free space on weird internet bingo. uh gonna have to disagree that the dudes who tell me I'm only cut because my evil blood cult brainwashes people into doing it and thus make more Jews for some reason are actually just very concerned about Kellogg's views of jerkin it.
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Jan 25, 2018 00:07
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also have you never been to jewish summer camp it absolutely does not hurt masturbation
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Jan 25, 2018 00:08
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Thanks for reminding me that cereal was invented in an attempt to make people stop jerkin it.
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Jan 25, 2018 00:33
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The Chairman posted:intactivists I refused to believe this was an established term until I googled it. Holy poo poo
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Jan 25, 2018 00:38
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Slacktivists was already taken
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Jan 25, 2018 01:02
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Waffleman_ posted:Thanks for reminding me that cereal was invented in an attempt to make people stop jerkin it. Kellogg was a proto F Plus subject.
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Jan 25, 2018 01:57
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I was thinking picky eaters of the chicken nuggets and fries only variety would make a good doc, but apparently they know they're too hosed up and don't post about it anywhere 
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Jan 25, 2018 14:18
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That just made me think of the bad parent from one episode a long while ago where they were totally fine feeding their 2 year olds chicken nuggets, because they have teeth. They won't stop eating the chicken nuggets. Just a conveyer belt of chicken nuggets.
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Jan 25, 2018 14:24
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Looks like someone doesn't go looking on Facebook.
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Jan 25, 2018 14:25
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Dragonatrix posted:That just made me think of the bad parent from one episode a long while ago where they were totally fine feeding their 2 year olds chicken nuggets, because they have teeth. It was one of the question episodes, I want to say Quora? sexpig by night posted:Kellogg was a proto F Plus subject. The Dollop did a good live episode about it with Patton Oswalt, Cereal Men.
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Jan 25, 2018 15:07
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X-Ray Pecs posted:It was one of the question episodes, I want to say Quora?
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Jan 25, 2018 15:42
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Sham bam bamina! posted:BLURT't Ah you mean BLERRDIT?
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Jan 25, 2018 16:02
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No no no, he meant Blurredtit.
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Jan 25, 2018 16:09
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the BlurtIt episode is legitimately one of my favorite podcasts of all time and I relisten to it every so often
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Jan 25, 2018 16:20
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Is BlurtIt also the one with “HOW DO I INCREASE MY PANIC?”
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Jan 25, 2018 17:08
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X-Ray Pecs posted:Is BlurtIt also the one with “HOW DO I INCREASE MY PANIC?” yes, and as far as I know it's the origin of Sex Power as a thing in the podcast
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Jan 25, 2018 17:16
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That is also true.
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Jan 25, 2018 18:02
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A Moose posted:I was thinking picky eaters of the chicken nuggets and fries only variety would make a good doc, but apparently they know they're too hosed up and don't post about it anywhere A while ago we wanted to take a new coworker out for a welcome party, but she would only let us go to restaurants that serve chicken nuggets. In the end we settled for a place with boneless chicken wings. I think that was my first time as an adult that I realized some people are really that weird about food.
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Jan 29, 2018 14:26
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X-Ray Pecs posted:Is BlurtIt also the one with “HOW DO I INCREASE MY PANIC?” It also has probably my favourite line/reading in the podcast: "If you want to improve your sex power then to eat red dry fruit, like... anar... chuknedr... and many more"
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Jan 29, 2018 14:53
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"How to improve my sex power and time. Not only is my sex power out of whack, my time is." is also a highlight, just in general. My favourite moment of any episode is still, and might always remain, Baby Drug Pusher though.
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2house2fly posted:It also has probably my favourite line/reading in the podcast: "If you want to improve your sex power then to eat red dry fruit, like... anar... chuknedr... and many more" Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 15:08 on Jan 29, 2018 |
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For me, nothing will ever beat Toast cracking up at "50 unbreakable g-strings" in the wedgie episode.
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