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Martha Stewart Undying posted:Pee is natures antibacterial so yeah pee first then splooge? agreed you got to piss first, that overwrites everything with your pheromones. Then come to apply the bonding sequence. For more information look up the seminal "piss & jizz in a pot then boil it & rub it on your body" technique pioneered by the goons of yore
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SniperWoreConverse posted:For more information look up the seminal "piss & jizz in a pot then boil it & rub it on your body" technique pioneered by the goons of yore Those were simpler times, when men were Real Men, women were Real Women, and natural skin care products were Real Natural Skin Care Products.
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Jan 29, 2018 22:08
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Internet dweeb thinks getting sexually harassed would make him feel nice, like a pretty young flower. Because internet dweeb is a 350lb fat white guy that's never received sexual attention from anyone.
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Jan 29, 2018 22:13
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I somehow tend to say it often in this thread but rape is kinda bad in my opinion you shouldnt do it imo
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Jan 29, 2018 23:14
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Controversial opinion but there's a different between sexual harassment and getting hit on (in an appropriate context I guess?) and then left alone if you don't express interest. Like getting sexually assaulted isn't like being a straight man who gets hit on by a gay man, and if just the second scenario fills you with uncomfortable disgust to the extent getting hit on by a woman who you're not attracted to wouldn't, you've got some poo poo to straighten out about yourself. loving hell.
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I worked in a telemarketing center with a lot of small offices and 2 or 3 people stuffed in one office. I did all the tech work and whatnot so I was always going from office to office fixing poo poo. There was one room with three girls that were also telling me to whip my dick out and smacking my rear end. It’s not as fun as you’d think.
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Jan 30, 2018 00:11
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If some gay dude hit on me I'd just say thanks but I'm straight. Who gives a poo poo. How do people pick up others at bars in 2018 if hitting on someone is sexual harassment?
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omnibobb posted:I worked in a telemarketing center with a lot of small offices and 2 or 3 people stuffed in one office. I did all the tech work and whatnot so I was always going from office to office fixing poo poo. There was one room with three girls that were also telling me to whip my dick out and smacking my rear end. File a report?
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PetraCore posted:Controversial opinion but there's a different between sexual harassment and getting hit on (in an appropriate context I guess?) and then left alone if you don't express interest. Like getting sexually assaulted isn't like being a straight man who gets hit on by a gay man, and if just the second scenario fills you with uncomfortable disgust to the extent getting hit on by a woman who you're not attracted to wouldn't, you've got some poo poo to straighten out about yourself. If you're a white man then you can just kill them
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Jan 30, 2018 02:28
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PetraCore posted:Controversial opinion but there's a different between sexual harassment and getting hit on (in an appropriate context I guess?) and then left alone if you don't express interest. Like getting sexually assaulted isn't like being a straight man who gets hit on by a gay man, and if just the second scenario fills you with uncomfortable disgust to the extent getting hit on by a woman who you're not attracted to wouldn't, you've got some poo poo to straighten out about yourself. Mmm, yes, as a straight man I should just fully accept that being made uncomfortable by another man is not really sexual harassment and that I, in fact, am the BAD PERSON for feeling as such. Because, you know, I'm probably guilty of such heinous crimes as manspreading and stare rape anyways.
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Jan 30, 2018 02:55
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Getting hit on politely, once, in an appropriate context, by someone who readily accepts a no, isn't the same as sexual harassment. There are a lot of components to sexual harassment other than "I'm not into them" 
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Women deserve to walk the street without being harassed by guys saying "hello" or "good morning" or being asked out or complimented on physical appearance by a co-worker, but as a man I should be flattered by any attention given to me by a man, lest I be a bigot. Because while we all know that any man who asks out a woman is a filthy mongrel, all men who ask out men are always so polite and sterling.
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Jan 30, 2018 03:08
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A firm, open hand slap to the rear end has never meant anything other than "good job." That's why athletes do it, and that's why there's no better way to thank anyone in the service industry.
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Jan 30, 2018 03:12
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Just make sure there's no cupping.
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Shiki Dan posted:Women deserve to walk the street without being harassed by guys saying "hello" or "good morning" or being asked out or complimented on physical appearance by a co-worker, but as a man I should be flattered by any attention given to me by a man, lest I be a bigot. Your not very attractive are you. Lest
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Shiki Dan posted:Women deserve to walk the street without being harassed by guys saying "hello" or "good morning" or being asked out or complimented on physical appearance by a co-worker, but as a man I should be flattered by any attention given to me by a man, lest I be a bigot.
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Jan 30, 2018 03:14
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Burt Sexual posted:File a report? Surprise surprise, in a scammy as gently caress telemarketing center they dont care. Also this was years ago so nothing to do now.
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omnibobb posted:Surprise surprise, in a scammy as gently caress telemarketing center they dont care. Also this was years ago so nothing to do now. i dunno man im sure you could do something to make it lifetime movie worthy
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Shiki Dan posted:Mmm, yes, as a straight man I should just fully accept that being made uncomfortable by another man is not really sexual harassment and that I, in fact, am the BAD PERSON for feeling as such. Thanks for your loving input.
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omnibobb posted:Surprise surprise, in a scammy as gently caress telemarketing center they dont care. Also this was years ago so nothing to do now. That sucks. Was it in the USA? Major company? We run about 40k agents in one of our divisions. It would. Not. Fly. Today at least.
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Jan 30, 2018 03:20
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I’ve worked for women for 28 years, on and off. Only had one incident, and that was when my boss was sleeping with a coworker. I got weird quick. Professional office job thing. Maybe I’m ugly idk
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Burt Sexual posted:That sucks. Was it in the USA? Major company? We run about 40k agents in one of our divisions. It would. Not. Fly. Today at least. Yes and then no. It was a very small travel sales company. No licensing, everyone was paid under the table and she "took care of the taxes". Closed down 3 years ago when she went to jail.
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Post a fesh this derail sucks
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VanSandman posted:Post a fesh this derail sucks yes no more mra poo poo please I would love to hear more tales from the dirty travel agency, however
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Jan 30, 2018 04:39
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Burt Sexual posted:That sucks. Was it in the USA? Major company? We run about 40k agents in one of our divisions. It would. Not. Fly. Today at least. Its been a few years, but back when i worked in calp centers it wouldn't fly if the complaint made it to corporate, but in all the call centers i worked for it would get covered up by local management/HR so that it never got to corporate. Only place where it got handled was the tiny outsourcer with 30 agents total.
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Burt Sexual posted:I’ve worked for women for 28 years, on and off. Only had one incident, and that was when my boss was sleeping with a coworker. I got weird quick. Professional office job thing. Maybe I’m ugly idk And stayed that way, thankfully.
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quote:There's this guy that I am work friends with, his office is across the hall from mine and we talk a lot. So last week he and his wife had a baby, and I know that he wanted to give her a "sports based" name and his wife was absolutely against that (his first suggestion was Patricia, after the Patriots). Words cannot describe how much more shameless of a reference and worse of a name "Espen" is than "Patricia" How she wouldn't have figured that out already is beyond me quote:So I married the love of my life recently. Yeah honestly I wouldn't push your luck here, you're doing fine
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He either stole that joke from the adam sandler movie "blended" or he has the creativity of adam sandler. Either way its a damning indictment of his character, especially coupled with being a pats fan. E: to be fair in the movie its actually spelled espn but they pronounce it that way yeah I eat ass fucked around with this message at 15:41 on Jan 30, 2018 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:He either stole that joke from the adam sandler movie "blended" or he has the creativity of adam sandler. Either way its a damning indictment of his character, especially coupled with being a pats fan. I mean, correctly identifying the consistent best franchise in the national football league is no sin That said I'm not gonna name my kid Brady over it or anything. Maybe a pet. My parents named their dog Theo back when Theo Epstein was the GM of the Red Sox.
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How many more seasons do you think Brady has in him? I'm just planning on how many more Super Bowls to be disappointed in.
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Solice Kirsk posted:How many more seasons do you think Brady has in him? I'm just planning on how many more Super Bowls to be disappointed in. If his wife has her way, zero If he has his own way, I'd say twenty I hope he's got at least one more because we don't have our Quarterback Of The Future anymore
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I'm pretty sure Touchdown Tom is addicted to winning so he'll be around until either his body falls apart or at some point finally regresses to the point that no one wants him.
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loquacius posted:Words cannot describe how much more shameless of a reference and worse of a name "Espen" is than "Patricia" Espen is a Norwegian name. Maybe he sneaked it in that way. That said, naming your child after a commercial entity is gross.
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Espen is the name of a pokemans. Edit: pardon me, my counsel has just informed me that the pokemans is in fact Espeon.
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loquacius posted:Words cannot describe how much more shameless of a reference and worse of a name "Espen" is than "Patricia" Can't make any jokes. I have successfully gotten my wife to agree to Celeste as a name for a girl if we get one because I liked the character from FFVI. She just thinks it's from my love of astronomy.
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I have a nephew named sevin which he explicitly said was a seinfeld/mickey mantle reference but he spelled it different so people wouldn't make fun of him so i believe its possible. I just assumed it was a movie reference but maybe i was giving it too much credit for assuming anyone but me saw it.
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my first son will be named GRONK CATCHBALL yeah all caps
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I've shamelessly based all of my prospective child names around what would make the coolest sets of initials
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loquacius posted:I've shamelessly based all of my prospective child names around what would make the coolest sets of initials Jonathan Isiah Zeke Zimmerman is quite a mouthful to pronounce
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Triangle Shirt Factotum posted:Can't make any jokes. I have successfully gotten my wife to agree to Celeste as a name for a girl if we get one because I liked the character from FFVI. She just thinks it's from my love of astronomy. You're a few letters off people being able to accuse you of naming your daughter after a My Little Pony, just be warned.
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