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Memento posted:What, like an advertising award? I want to see what the internal voting process is like for those things. "Yeah this campaign here made people smash their TVs to get away from it but this one got people to drive into rivers to make it stop. Tough choice."  Yes.
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"Hungry for Apples?" makes sense in the context of "Got Milk?". Elegant in its simplicity.
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Panfilo posted:"Hungry for Apples?" makes sense in the context of "Got Milk?". Elegant in its simplicity. Yes!
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drat I'm hungry for apples right now. Thanks advertisement. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9YaDobgDg4
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Are you thirsty for chicken?
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Ziv Zulander posted:
When I first saw that episode, it was October in MN. A perfect time for Haralson apples at the orchard in Jordan that we go to. The ad literally made me hungry for apples and then I went and bought 5 lbs of Haralsons and 5 lbs of Crab apples. Everyone was happy. My kids love the Crabs from Minnesota Harvest orchard.
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Beachcomber posted:Are you thirsty for chicken? YOU LIKE ICE CREAM. YOU LIKE ICE CREAM. YOU LOVE IT. YOU CANNOT RESIST ICE CREAM. TO RESIST IS HOPELESS. YOUR EXISTENCE IS MEANINGLESS WITHOUT ICE CREAM.
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mostlygray posted:When I first saw that episode, it was October in MN. A perfect time for Haralson apples at the orchard in Jordan that we go to. I legitimately thought that "crab apples" meant that they were inedible until this moment. My grandparents lived next to an experimental farm and sometimes they were given like a bushel of apples to be neighborly. Some of those were amazing and I sometimes wonder if they have a real name now. Memento posted:YOU LIKE ICE CREAM. The older I get the more I appreciate what this show was trying to tell me.
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You think TV ads are bad, I see stuff like these when I'm using Youtube on my phone. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_O6brqtG-c68TTnjB12G0W88GBHtXanw
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Panfilo posted:"Hungry for Apples?" makes sense in the context of "Got Milk?". Elegant in its simplicity. Jerry might actually have a point in that you don't need to overthink advertising. If people want to buy a thing they'll buy it, you just have to remind them it's a thing.
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Beachcomber posted:I legitimately thought that "crab apples" meant that they were inedible until this moment. Same. That's certainly what it meant where I grew up.
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Jan 30, 2018 05:24
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Really? We always called them Crandalls.
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Beachcomber posted:The older I get the more I appreciate what this show was trying to tell me.
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Phanatic posted:I feel the same way about ads (fortunately rare now) that start off with an alarm clock going on and waking someone up. Instant, visceral dislike of whatever you're trying to sell me, it's literally Pavlovian. Agree 1000%. gently caress that noise.
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CommonShore posted:Or radio ads which have sirens, horns, or various car accident sounds. That poo poo should be illegal. Everyone who makes these needs to perish in hellfire.
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SpacePig posted:I think my favorite is still when Burger King had their ad having the guy very specifically trying to trigger your Google device to read off facts about the Whopper. It typically read the first few lines in the Wikipedia article about it, so BK kept trying to edit in their brand-specific wording into the opening, and Wiki mods kept telling them to gently caress off and editing it back. This culminated in people making (arguably) funny edits to the Whopper page so that Google phones would read dumb poo poo about the Whopper instead of prepared lines by BK themselves. I think the campaigned lasted less than a week, if even that. See, that may be evil, but it is clever. and I can respect evil genius. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWZLa4AnN5k
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10 Beers posted:My Turkish Pepper came in today. I like it! I wish it was more peppery, though. The next level is Haribo Super Piratos. It's like if you fed an entire salt-lick to a cat and then that cat peed in your mouth. They're great.
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Krispy Wafer posted:If you're not using 'Computer' I don't know what to tell you. 
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Add sequence: OYSTER
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spog posted:See, that may be evil, but it is clever. *sexy girl laugh* Or *laugh* as a normal person might have captioned it.
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Not Operator posted:*sexy girl laugh* I'm so glad it wasn't just me that was creeped out by that.
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CommonShore posted:Or radio ads which have sirens, horns, or various car accident sounds. That poo poo should be illegal. How about using the iPhone default ringtone or vibrate sound without any lead-in? I swear to god I will never use any of your goddamn services unless I have no other option, OP-Pohjola; get hosed.
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Der Kyhe posted:How about using the iPhone default ringtone or vibrate sound without any lead-in? Remember how shows like CSI used to (or still do) use fake search engines? There should be a ringtone that's just used on TV shows.
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But then people will eventually just use that ringtone. I used this dumb ringtone for at least a year.
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I use the distinctive ring from Homicide: Life on the Street for a "you've got mail" alert on my PC. I've never heard it anywhere else but on that show. Incidentally, I thought it was illegal to use emergency-vehicle sounds on the radio--but I've heard them, too. And it sucks.
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Hirayuki posted:I use the distinctive ring from Homicide: Life on the Street for a "you've got mail" alert on my PC. I've never heard it anywhere else but on that show. I think it's one of those things where the legality is patchy. That or maybe some places have an attitude of "gently caress no we aren't doing that." I've literally never heard that sort of thing here but the way some goons talk it's an epidemic in some areas. We have our share of ambulance chasing lawyers and slimy used car salesmen but I guess none of them push hard enough for sirens. There are a lot of people that have the decency to realize that it's a terrible idea but I guess some areas are just full of lovely people who want attention at all costs.
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All those sounds can startle drivers and cause accidents. Why would an ambulance chasing lawyer want to increase the risk of accidents?
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Sunswipe posted:Remember how shows like CSI used to (or still do) use fake search engines? There should be a ringtone that's just used on TV shows. As long as it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwzL23asWGs
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Detective No. 27 posted:But then people will eventually just use that ringtone. And those people can be put into re-education camps until they stop being stupid.
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Inescapable Duck posted:As long as it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwzL23asWGs Cat Party is the superior ringtone
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Are you all forgetting about Hocky Scores https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbZMnF1VNlE
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Picnic Princess posted:Are you all forgetting about Hocky Scores I still have that and like 5 of the remixes in regular rotation and they never fail to get a smile out of me.
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Bow before my superior ringtone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZQ7pDFZ_-8 Before this it was the MGS codec call sound for like 10 years
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Picnic Princess posted:Are you all forgetting about Hocky Scores Jesus CHRIST, that was almost a decade ago...
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Bow before my superior ringtone I spent a couple hours one night trying to find clean versions of Diane’s ringtones to use as my own. No luck. I guess it’s moot because I haven’t taken my phone off vibrate for probably a year now. Anyway that’s my ringtone story.
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"Ever wondered what it would be like to be inside a small child, but not willing to risk the prison sentence? We've got the product for you!"
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Sunswipe posted:"Ever wondered what it would be like to be inside a small child, but not willing to risk the prison sentence? We've got the product for you!" Jesus
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https://twitter.com/AsteadWesley/status/960378578138484737?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fforums.somethingawful.com%2F https://twitter.com/Duracell/status/960352900546547712?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fforums.somethingawful.com%2F The MSJ has a new favorite as of 07:30 on Feb 5, 2018 |
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EmmyOk posted:Cat Party is the superior ringtone Pfft, I'm all about Dog Part now. Welcome to five months ago!
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